The Good Place (TV Series)

A Fractured Inheritance (2018)

Jameela Jamil: Tahani Al-Jamil

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Quotes 

• Tahani Al-Jamil : There are plenty of other people I could help, like my good friend Ben Affleck and his crippling addiction to back tattoos, or my other good friend Matt Damon and his crippling addiction to my friend Ben Affleck.

• Tahani Al-Jamil : Until Kamilah accepts my apology, this open wound will hinder any progress she might make toward getting into the Good Place. Also, I'm going to strangle her, which will hinder any air from getting into her lungs.

• Kamilah Al-Jamil : What?

  [Tahani throws her arms around Kamilah] 

  Kamilah Al-Jamil : Tahani, what are you doing? Stop it!

  Tahani Al-Jamil : No. I'm going to hug you, because I love you, and because you feel just as alone as I do. I'm sorry our parents were such wankers, and I understand that you can't accept my apology, because that would quench your creative thirst. They forced us to compete, and that competition has fueled your art for decades. It's so awful, and I'm so sorry.

  [Kamilah hesitates, then hugs Tahani back] 

  Kamilah Al-Jamil : They were wankers, weren't they?

  Tahani Al-Jamil : Ugh! The absolute biggest wankers on Earth!

• Tahani Al-Jamil : These paintings... they're us!

  Chidi Anagonye : You're the boobs?

  [pause] 

  Chidi Anagonye : Sorry. Once Jason said it, that's all I can see.