The Good Place (TV Series)
Jeremy Bearimy (2018)
D'Arcy Carden: Janet
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Quotes
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Eleanor Shellstrop : [about the loopty-loop afterlife timeline that looks like a signature] Sorry. I'm... my brain is melting. How can events happen before the ones that happened before?
Michael : It's just the way it works. It's, it's Jeremy Bearimy. I don't know what to tell you. That's the easiest way to describe it.
Chidi Anagonye : Okay, but, um... what the hell is this? The dot over the I, what the hell is that?
Michael : Okay, um, how do I explain this concisely? This... is Tuesdays. And also July.
Janet : And sometimes it's never.
Michael : That's true. Occasionally that moment on the Bearimy timeline is the time-moment when nothing... never occurs. So you get it.
Chidi Anagonye : This broke me! The dot, over the I. That broke me. I'm, I'm done.
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Chidi Anagonye : [pacing] So, to sum up, there is a heaven and hell. We've been to hell, and now, no matter how good we are for the rest of our lives, we're going back to hell?
Michael : Again, it's not the classic Christian hell, but that's the gist, yes. As soon as you learned about the afterlife, your motivation to be good was corrupted. So you can't earn points anymore. So sorry for eternally dooming you.
Janet : And that's our bad, guys.
Tahani Al-Jamil : So all the attempts you made to torture us, we must have been in the afterlife for 100 years.
Michael : Almost 300, actually.
