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This one opens with our 2 Roman friends from the last ep. They are still alive. In the ravine, where these various characters have been held captive in chains over the course of the series, they find corpses of their fellow dead Roman soldiers and A TREASURE.

Then the Doctor and crew are examining the dead FAT man stewing in his own hot tub.

And the scumbag MAYOR and his WIFE, TALKING about their dead daughter. Leia tells him that he needs to start focusing on the living, and not on his dead daughter.

So they find belladonna in the autopsy results of both truck drivers that are dead. Scumbag Lauren returns to the history expert, who knows the story of these legionaries that found this treasure in the forest centuries ago, and the story of some mysterious creature inhabiting the forest. This Celtic mythology is exactly what scumbag Lauren is looking for. Scumbag Lauren hears strange sounds actually in the library and starts searching the rows of books for the source. Is she hallucinating?

Back at the Cop Shop, Nounours and Hermann are watching home movies they liberated from one of the dead truck drivers. They are looking for possible clues in the home movies about kids searching in the forest for dead animal remains. But later on in the tapes, the boys in the home movies they find human skulls buried in their little treasure hunt. So what does this mean??

They find a lead in that movie and go check it out. They are looking for a boy that was in that video. That worked at an old factory nearby that was shut down. That apparently checked out books on Celtic Lord from the Library. So they go to search this old factory. Well wow what blind luck. Someone is there and runs from scumbag Lauren. Okay so it turns out to be a counterfeiter who was working with the truck drivers to sell counterfeit trinkets. So now they suspect their killer is someone who met up with and killed the 2 drivers because of these counterfeit trinkets they were selling.

Ruh Roh, did the expert historian put something in scumbag Lauren's tea??? IS IT HIM??? Ruh Roh scumbag Lauren has been drugged at the same time Hermann and NouNours trace the location of the login of their suspect to the Library!!! Will they get there in TIME!!!????

But the expert, he takes scumbag Lauren into the WOODS to kill her. But scumbag Lauren strikes a bargain with the history expert. She tells him she can help him find this treasure he is looking for in the WOODS!. Somehow and for some reason, scumbag Lauren is drawn magically to the location of the artifacts that the Expert seeks. And when she finds these valuable objects, the EXPERT is going to shoot her, but scumbag Lauren picks up a thousand year old sword and skewers the expert just in time.

-1 Star for just dumb ....just in time swording, hesitating EXPERT...just all too convenient and lame.

So scumbag MAYOR he gets a call that the charges have ben dropped against his father, Daddy STEINER. AND apparently this doesn't please him and he gets in his car and drives off the road??? While Leia is getting an ultrasound of her baby from the DOCTOR. And scumbag Lauren is walking back down the road and is picked up and now they have the TREASURE in the COP SHOP! aMAZING how they managed to pick up all that Treasure from the middle of the forest in a matter of moments apparently.

-1 Star for how did all the treasure get recovered from the forest , how did scumbag Lauren recover so fully in a matter of moments from her poisoning

And wait now, Scumbag Lauren gets a name off one of those library cards and gets a hair up her butt about that name. Apparently she goes to his farmhouse, knocks on his door and getting no answer at the door she uses a crowbar to break in. What??? She certainly follows no rules at all when it comes to her police work. But anyhow, Jonas seems to be a crazy dude up in his attic scrawling drawings of this mysterious forest GOD that scumbag Lauren is looking for. Jonas has deep claw wounds on his back. And a nice little forest IDOL hanging in his attic.

+1 Star we get some more lead here in the end, that the forest killer is still out there, even tho the way this evidence is obtained is way way off base...

4/10