The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy (2019)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Kearney Zzyzwicz, Ralph Wiggum

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Quotes 

• Nelson Muntz : Spill it, Simpson. You were on the inside. What's the deal with girls?

  Bart Simpson : Well, check this out: they also burp.

  Nelson Muntz : No way! From where?

  Milhouse Van Houten : Is that even allowed?

  Bart Simpson : Let's see, what else... They're always telling each other they're pretty. Their bathroom candy tastes really weird. There's one thing that really crushed me - I almost don't want to say it out loud. They don't envy us.

  [the boys tear up] 

• Jimbo Jones : Girls aren't funny. They're hot, or moms.

  Nelson Muntz : Or both.

• Milhouse Van Houten : [a pile of Krusty memorabilia is burning]  I told you not to light the toys yet!

  Nelson Muntz : I didn't. They just burst into flames.