Ah! My Goddess: Bad Goddess The Anime Video Comic (TV Series)

The Bad Goddess Anniversary Special (2017)

Kevin Neece: Kevin from the Other Dimension

Quotes 

• Disclaimer : The brutally honest views and opinions of Kevin from the Other Dimension are his own, and do not automatically reflect the opinions of the Kodansha staff members. This episode was made without their knowledge or consent. Sometimes satire stings, and sometimes it needs to be said no matter what the consequences.

  Kevin from the Other Dimension : Fuck my life... this one even makes ME nervous.

  Keiichi Morisato : Oh, man. It's so nice to get a vacation from the show now that Mara Marller has taken over.

  Belldandy : I know, usually Marller taking over would be a bad thing, but we hate Kevin from the Other Dimension's bad writing choices so much, that we'd rather watch him waste them on Marller.

  Peorth : Uh, Keiichi...

  Keiichi Morisato : Oh, hi Peorth. What are you doing here?

  Peorth : I kind of need to talk to you in private.

  Belldandy : Really? About what?

  Peorth : This is just a personal matter between me and Keiichi.

  Keiichi Morisato : A personal matter?

  Peorth : You know... about the "other night".

  Keiichi Morisato : What other night?

  Peorth : No, seriously. Don't make me drag this out in front of Belldandy.

  Belldandy : But Peorth, you know if you have a problem, you can always talk to us about it.

  Peorth : Are you sure?

  Belldandy : Oh, absolutely.

  Keiichi Morisato : Of course, Peorth. Belldandy and I don't keep secrets.

  Peorth : I'm pregnant.

  Keiichi Morisato : Buh, buh, buh...

  Belldandy : Oh, Peorth! That's so wonderful! Have we met the father yet?

  Peorth : Kind of.

  Keiichi Morisato : Yes, yes. Who is the father?

  Peorth : Well, he's definately Japanese.

  Keiichi Morisato : Oh, no... no, no, no...

  Belldandy : What is it, Keiichi? Do you know who the father is?

  Keiichi Morisato : BUT IT CAN'T BE... IT JUST CAN'T BE... HOW COULD SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPEN?

  Belldandy : Silly Keiichi. Didn't they teach you sex education in school?

  Keiichi Morisato : No, I mean, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?

  Belldandy : Well, she DOES dress provocatively.

  Peorth : BELLDANDY, ARE YOU REALLY THIS FUCKING CLUELESS, OR DO YOU JUST DO IT TO ANNOY ME?

  Belldandy : I'm sorry... I don't understand.

  Keiichi Morisato : I understand... it's me, isn't it?

  Belldandy : What do you mean, it's you?

  Peorth : Keiichi is the biological father.

  Belldandy : But... but... but...

  Keiichi Morisato : No, really, WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

  Peorth : You know that other night we went out drinking... and then you passed out and didn't remember anything the next morning?

  Keiichi Morisato : OH... THAT night.

  Peorth : Yes. THAT night.

  Belldandy : Keiichi... you didn't...

• Belldandy : Oh, Keiichi, there's one other thing. When this whole mess is over... Doctor What Number Two and I are going to sue you for emotional damage. This whole thing is seriously stressing me out. And as a Goddess of Fate... I sincerely DO NOT LIKE BEING STRESSED THE FUCK OUT!

  Peorth : So, Keiichi... are you ready to step up to the plate and be a father. Because in the end, none of this distracting gossip bullshit matters. All that matters now is OUR child. Not the media, and not your firends and family... just OUR child.

  Keiichi Morisato : Oh my god... all of these years, I've been avoiding having children with Belldandy... and for what? It happened to me anyways.

  Belldandy : But Keiichi, why did you avoid having children with me? What were you so afraid of?

  Keiichi Morisato : Because I'm older now... and the thought of having a child that I might not live long enough to see reach adulthood... the thought of that kills me right down to my core. Think of all the life events I would be missing... I'm scared Belldandy. I don't know if I can take that. And now I have no choice... and it's with another woman...

  Doctor What : So maybe everybody who's watching this should take a fucking chill. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's on the internet, so let's all make fun of a man's life and kick him while he's down. In the end, none of you matter in this man's private life. Because she's the one who goes to bed with him. She's the one who makes him happy. And she's the one who raises his child. You're just the people who buy his art. Does that mean you've bought his heart and soul as well? Everybody deserves the chance to settle down. The writing is on the wall. The sum of his life's work is out there for all to see. So let him enjoy his family life, because life is too short and precious to waste.

  Kevin from the Other Dimension : To Kosuke Fujishima. Life happens... and love isn't always pretty. So you better learn to laugh at yourself, for it is better to laugh with everyone than to be laughed at to the point of depression. So be sure to have yourself a "Super Happy Fun Time Marriage for a Lifetime"... and don't let the assholes of the internet tabloid gossip world get your down. Sincerely, Doctor What.