WandaVision (TV Mini Series)

Filmed Before a Live Studio Audience (2021)

Asif Ali: Norm

Quotes 

• Norm : Hey, the music isn't bothering you, is it, pal?

  Vision : In terms of distraction from work, or the largely nonsensical nature of the lyrics?

  Norm : The first one.

  Vision : Ah, no, thank you, Norm.

• Vision : Would you be so good as to tell me what it is we do here, exactly? Do we make something?

  Norm : No.

  Vision : Right. Do we buy or sell something?

  Norm : No and no.

  Vision : Then what is the purpose of this company?

  Norm : All I know is, since you've gotten here, productivity has gone up 300%.

  Vision : Yes, but what is it we're producing?

  Norm : Computational forms. And no one can process the data quite like you do, pal. You're like a walking computer.

  Vision : What? I most certainly am not. I'm a regular carbon-based employee made entirely of organic matter, much like yourself, Norm.

  Norm : Hey! What's got your feathers all ruffled?

  Vision : Yes, I'm sorry, I'm a tad on edge. You see, it appears there's something special about today, special to Wanda, that's my wife, and gee, I can't, for the life of me, recall what it is.