DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

Meet the Legends (2020)

Adam Beauchesne: Kevin Harris

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• Sara Lance : What is going on?

  Ava Sharpe : Before you object, let me explain. The only way that I could stop Senator Wellington from cutting off our funding was to be clear about process. Get it?

  Sara Lance : So you're shooting a documentary about the Legends?

  Ava Sharpe : Not me, per se.

  Kevin Harris : Hi, Captain Lance, huge fan. Uh, I'm the director, Kevin Harris. You can call me Kev. Just carry on, do what you're doing, we're not even here.

  Ava Sharpe : That's Kev. He's got it under control.

  Sara Lance : And what if I wanna talk about something on private?

  Ava Sharpe : It's not a problem, that's what the confessional interviews are for.

  Sara Lance : Oh. Okay, so I can - I can just say it to the camera.

  Ava Sharpe : Sure.

  Sara Lance : My girlfriend, she's lost her mind.

• Kevin Harris : So, uh, how does your girlfriend feel about the documentary being made?

  Ava Sharpe : Actually, I-I haven't, uh, told Sara about the... the-the documentary yet. I just think it was a little awkward over the phone. It's... it's better to, you know, spring it on her when she gets back from the big mission.

• Kevin Harris : The wonder of time travel is allowing our cameras to capture some of the first color images of imperial Russia as we ride along on the Legends' patented party sneak.

  Behrad Tarazi : Turns out it's more of a fun funeral sneak.

  Sara Lance : Who died?

  Nate Heywood : Grigori Rasputin, AKA the Mad Monk. Equal parts mystic advisor and manipulative hornball.

  Ray Palmer : Rasputin was notoriously hard to kill. It took cyanide, a gun, and drowning before he stayed dead.

  [as the coffin lid is secured, mourners scream as it flies off and Rasputin sits up] 

  Behrad Tarazi : Um, guys, we sure he stayed dead?

• Kevin Harris : I'm Kevin Harris, and my documentary film crew is the first ever to be granted unfettered access to their lives and their ship, the Waverider. So strap in, because today, we meet the Legends.

• Kevin Harris : The Waverider was surprisingly quiet, because half the team was away on a mission.

  Nate Heywood : Oh, the crossover. Yeah, had to take a rain check. See, when you are a superhero/amusement park impresario/historian that rises from the dead, your dance card tends to get pretty full.

• Kevin Harris : As Nate's party was about to get started, Constantine's was coming to an end.

  Giant Bouncer : [throwing Constantine and Edgar out]  It's not right bringing a kid in here!

  John Constantine : Oh, piss off, you puritan twit!

• The Atom : Where am I? What happened?

  Sara Lance : Don't think, Ray, just enlarge.

  The Atom : Why is it so dark in here? Am I in a lake? A-A lake that smells like pierogies?

  Ava Sharpe : Ray, do it! Get big now!

  The Atom : Embigify. Your atomic number is up.

  Sara Lance : Now, Ray!

  The Atom : Size... matters!

  [as he enlarges, Rasputin explodes from the inside] 

  The Atom : Oh, no. What did... what did I do?

  Nate Heywood : You found your catchphrase, Ray!

  Mick Rory : What the hell?

  Wolfie : Raw meat.

  Behrad Tarazi : Question is...

  Nate Heywood : Did you get the shot, Kevin?

  Kevin Harris : [shell-shocked and covered in blood]  Uh, yeah, I-I... I got it.

• Kevin Harris : Saving history turned out to be a messier job than anyone had anticipated. To keep Rasputin from re-forming, the Legends stored his remains in a series of jars that had previously been used for condiments. You might have thought traveling through time would be a way to find the answers to life's great mysteries. But it turns out sometimes you just find more questions. But one thing is true in any time period. It's being there for the ones you love that makes the journey worthwhile.

• Kevin Harris : Hear that applause? God, this movie is not even gonna begin to satiate the Legends craze. You know what this is? This is a TV show. I'm talking cameras on every mission.

  Mona Wu : Sara, you okay? You look nauseous.

  Kevin Harris : Yeah, she's fine. And now, when you go out there, just... just be yourselves. But, you know, bigger.

  Behrad Tarazi : Like, bigger how?

  Kevin Harris : You know, just act heroic. You guys have a real "Bad News Bears" vibe. It's not doing you any favors. Now that you're big-time, people expect you to... put on a show.

  Nate Heywood : So you're asking us not to be ourselves.

  Kevin Harris : This guy gets it.

• Sara Lance : Hi, everybody. We are the Legends, and we just wanted to say thank you for watching our film. We hope that you enjoyed it.

  [applause] 

  Ava Sharpe : Of course, uh, none of it was real.

  [sounds of confusion from the audience] 

  Kevin Harris : Excuse me? Sh... she-she's joking.

  Ava Sharpe : No, I'm not. Come on, time travel? I mean, it's the biggest hoax in history. Am I right?

  Ray Palmer : Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's obvious that this is all fake. How could Rasputin speak English?

  Kevin Harris : You told me it was temporal linguistic dysplasia.

  Behrad Tarazi : I mean, if we had so much as coughed, our modern germs would have wiped out half the population.

  Nate Heywood : Why wouldn't we just find baby Hitler and make him wrestle baby Stalin? Think about it.

  Mona Wu : The special effects were kind of questionable.

  Mick Rory : [boos]  Shut up, it's not real.

  Sara Lance : [disappointed, audience members get up and leave]  All right, everybody. I guess that just means don't believe everything you see on camera.

  Ava Sharpe : Yeah, it was all just a big, fake spectacle just like Heyworld last year. We are all a bunch of frauds.

  Sara Lance : Big frauds, everybody.

  Kevin Harris : You guys ruined my movie.

  Nate Heywood : Yeah, sorry.