Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019 Video)

Brian George: Alfred

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• Pizza Delivery Girl : That should be everything. Can you handle all that? It's a lot of pizza.

  [Alfred holds several pizza boxes] 

  Alfred : Young lady, I assure you. There's no amount of greasy cheese bread that could surpass my abilities.

  Pizza Delivery Girl : You're the boss, weird butler.

  [takes the payment and leaves] 

  Alfred : I offer to cook a gourmet meal but they want pizza.

  [frowns] 

  Alfred : Teenagers.

  Michelangelo : [sliding down the banister on his skateboard]  Cowabunga!

  Alfred : Oh, no.

  [Michelangeo smashes into him, spilling pizza] 

  Michelangelo : Ooh, pizza. Mmm.

  [slurps a slice] 

• Batman : I'm still recovering from whatever Shredder did to me. I've never seen an attack like that.

  Leonardo : It must've been the Sato Oshi strike. It's a powerful ninja technique that dates back hundreds of years. Said to be created by the founders of the Foot Clan. It focuses all the body's energy into a single blow and can prove as fatal to its wielder as it is to the opponent. Because of that, it's been lost to history. Only two living ninja masters know how to utilize it's full power. My father Splinter and The Shredder.

  Batman : Good to know. Shredder may have ancient ninja moves, but I've still got a utility belt.

  Alfred : [dragging Michelangeo down to the Batcave and confiscating the skateboard]  And furthermore, I am keeping the skateboard until you learn not to use it in the house.

  Michelangelo : Dude, no.

  Alfred : Calling me, "dude" is not helping your case, young master Michelangelo.

  Michelangelo : Come on, old Master Alfred.

  Alfred : Oh, that's not how that works.

  Michelangelo : [presenting the pizza boxes in his hand]  Look what I got.

  Alfred : Ahem, would the young masters care for some napkins?

  Michelangelo : What for?

  [the turtles gobble down the pizza, and Alfred sighs in disgust]