"BH90210" The Long Wait (TV Episode 2019) Poster

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(2019)

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3/10
Show continues to suck, this hater want more!
imdb-2528812 September 2019
The very best? Shannen in her fashions! (It's like The Nanny for millennnials!) The best scene of the entire episode? Shannen as an Irish (?) faerie in a white gown in a gauzy greenery background caressing an owl. Wow! Can they pick this up as a spin-off, please? I'll watch! We'll ALL watch, it'll be top rated: "Touched by a Former Witch Turned Angel" who switches between good and evil. Give her a magic wand and all the Harry Potter, Charmed and Touched by an Angel fans will be there too. Instant audience!! And can we talk about how fabulous Shannen looked in her glittery red gown? (Jennie & Tori? T'aint your "season"! Try baby blue & blush next time.) Speaking of Tori, she was on the news and I don't know what she done to her face but she looking good now. Jennie? Her problem was not owning mirrors, maybe? She was almost as pretty as Shannen (still is) but she didn't seem to know it. (Probably explains her marrying that non-straight dude.)

Finally, we had Shannen in black leather jacket and mini & her reading some stuff online where fans were calling for her to be the troublemaker. Yes! Great minds think alike! I hope they (and by they I mean Shannen or better yet: a deranged fan of hers!) start killing off the entire cast (starting with the white-haired prod and Gabe: their story? BO-RING!) until only Shannen is left and they make my spin-off. (NOTE to the production: don't contact me, I ain't an obsessed Shannen fan, I only play one online, I just REALLY admire her!)

Ok, so I still have no idea what is going on or what kind of opiods the production was on to think we'd want to watch this no-plot rubbish but... the rest of the world is out of their fried brains too so, whatever!

I'm rating this 3/10. It's the worst waste of time since... since the last show or movie you watched and said "I'll never get those 53 min back!" I hate this show but this hater hopes I can continue on hating it throughout S2. It's all good: I do stuff online while the silliness plays in the background and I wait for Shannen to appear. And let me tell you! I'm loving that I am represented: I"m Jennie Garth's kid, y'all! She adores Shannen. Well don't you!? 90210 made a grave error when they let her go back when but now is the time to redeem yourselves: Shannen can guest-star in this simpleton's piece of shlock while starring in the Gene Tierney biopic (as her) and , of course, starring as the Irish fairy who has a Peruvian shaman, loves animals, wears crystals and the latest fashions, and has a pet owl. (Get a smaller one, that one was too CGI freaky!) You can add steam-punk elements to it, you'll get even more viewers, the rest of the cast can guest star once in a while and it'll be Halloween weekly. I can't wait!
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