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The Simpsons: Lisa's Sax (1997)
Season 9, Episode 3
10/10
One of the greats
1 August 2012
Warning: Spoilers
This is definitely one of the most underrated Simpsons episodes as it is one of the best. From the hilarious "Those Were the Days" parody to the Bart/Milhouse file mix-up to Homer and the peas to the Flanders' air conditioner theft, it's just great. We are also poignantly given the origin of Bart's misbehavior and Lisa's sax. And then there's this classic exchange:

Homer Simpson: Bart son, do you want to play catch? Bart Simpson: No. Homer Simpson: Oh, when a boy doesn't wanna play catch with his old man, something is seriously wrong. Grampa Simpson: I'll play catch with you, son. Homer Simpson: Get the hell out!
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300 (2006)
1/10
This movie is god awful
10 March 2007
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This movie is a celebration of stupidity (never retreat and never surrender), death, and dismemberment. You might as well be watching a snuff film. 300 seems to think war and killing is glorious as it lovingly films decapitations left and right.

It's also homophobic. Xerxes was not really gay, and real Spartan warriors also indulged in a fair amount of man love.

Could the dialogue be any more ludicrous ("Spartans! Enjoy your breakfast, for tonight we dine in hell!")? And yeah, the traitor walks around carrying his incriminating evidence everywhere with him. Oh, and historically, the Spartans lose that last (unseen) battle in the movie.
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10/10
Fairy tale about the objectification of women
11 January 2007
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Spoiler ALERT!

I think the problem some people might have with this movie is that they carry an expectation of realism into it. While Tykwer plays a lot of the material straight-faced, this movie is really a black comic fairy tale. It has all the elements of a fairy tale from the special orphan born in a fish market to death following him everywhere. The climax requires one to go with the fairy tale into the most outrageous (and in my mind most audacious) territory virtually any movie has ever dared. I wasn't incredulous, but awed by Tykwer's daring to do something that would have been vetoed instantly in a Hollywood film. And yet, Perfume, with its meticulous production Design and sumptuous super-saturated photography, looks far better than most $100 million Hollywood movies.

Furthermore, the film cleverly takes apart the fantasy of objectifying women. Of course in reality beautiful women, whether young or not, virgin or not, don't necessarily smell any better than anyone else. The reason to make them represent the perfect scent is because of a long societal tradition based on puritanical male fantasies that covet them. Objectification of women is all about reducing them into objects to be used in fantasy. Grenouille does this literally in creating his perfume from them that induces fantasies. The process of objectification involves removing what is human from what is objectified, thus removing the moral complications when they are used as fantasy. The metaphor for this dehumanization in the film is death since Grenouille must kill the women in order to reduce them to the essence of their scent. Only in the climatic moment, he discovers that fantasy isn't enough and he wants the human element. He wants real love over illusion, but it is too late.
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Swordsman II (1992)
10/10
Hong Kong cinema at its best
12 July 1999
Simply put and without undeserved hyperbole, this is one of the greatest fantasy/action-adventure films of all time. A little confusing on a first viewing, but makes complete sense subsequently. Should be seen many times to truly appreciate the amazing action sequences by Ching Sui Tong, Hong Kong's best action choreographer.
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Affliction (1997)
4/10
The inevitable does not make for good drama
31 December 1998
Affliction's only saving grace is its performances, by Nick Nolte, Sissy Spacek, James Coburn, and Brigit Tierney. However Willem Dafoe's wooden voice-over narration, Paul Schrader's poor direction, and the story's inevitability stunt the film's dramatic force. The narration at the very beginning tells us what will happen, but even if it did not, we would know, such is the pervasive inevitability of the story. So we are dragged on masochistically for 2 hours watching a man's life fall apart knowing nothing can prevent it. Then the shockingly bad narration at the end gives us the unenlightening message that fathers should not beat their sons.
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Lolita (1997)
Impressive rendering but flawed
26 September 1998
The first half of Lolita is an amazing achievement in depicting a paedophile's fantasies coming true. Jeremy Irons turns in one of his best performances, which is saying a lot, and Dominique Swain perfectly embodies Lolita physically. Unfortunately, the tone of the second half changes so drastically, it almost seems like a different movie. It becomes overly dramatic and the style turns almost haphazard. The film's biggest flaw however is that, unlike the book, Lolita does not seem to have any real love for Humbert Humbert at all, and it is this element (perhaps too dangerous to American puritan sensibilities) that would have made her character so much more complex and interesting. Whoever greenlit Lolita to the tune of $60 million was insane, and such a budget is really unnecessary for a story like this. It does look like its cost though. Cinematographer Howard Atherton lights every shot stunningly, too stunningly. Humbert and Lolita's trip across America should look seedy and squalid. Instead it is postcard gothic. I've focused on Lolita's negatives, but it really is a good movie. "Nine 1/2 Weeks" Lyne reins in his Zalman King predilections for the most part and makes his best film. Irons' sympathetic performance alone makes it worth seeing.
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Satantango (1994)
10/10
A masterpiece for this decade
26 September 1998
I was mesmerized by this 7-hour long 1994 Hungarian film called "Satantango." Filmed entirely in black and white, director Bela Tarr has created some of the most stunning images I've seen on film. The opening shot, about 10 minutes long, is an enormous tracking shot following a herd of cows wandering through an otherwise desolate village. Then there's this 10-minute take of a window at dawn. Everything but the window is dark, then ever so slowly morning light brings the objects in the room into view, a character finally enters, peers out the window, then goes back to bed. There's a 5-minute tracking shot of two characters hurrying down the street in a horrendous wind while a veritable tornado of garbage and litter whirls about them. There's a stark, almost surreal woods strewn with fog. No take is less than a minute long, and there are about a dozen around 10 minutes. The average edited shot in a Hollywood film is less than 10 seconds. It's almost mind-boggling the logistical and practical difficulties of sustaining such long takes. In a great many, Tarr utilizes extensive camera movement. The camera tracks and weaves and gives you a sense of space found in few other films -- maybe those of a Welles, Ophuls, or Kubrick. The dance in the middle of the film from which the film takes its title is shown in one 10-minute take. It cuts away to a little girl watching the dance for a few minutes, then cuts back to the dance for another 10-minute take. And nothing about this sequence is boring. The eight actors in the scene carry on heartily. Another inspired shot has the camera revolving around seven sleeping characters while a narrator describes the dreams of each.

The story concerns a group of poor villagers who gets conned by a smart talker who was once one of their own into giving up all their money to go live on a non-existent communal farm. The first 4-1/2 hours is made up of 5 "stories" from the perspective of different characters over the course of the same day. Some of the events in each story overlap, so you see them occur again and again, but each time from a different perspective since they occur in the context of a different character's life. It is not unlike what Tarantino does with a segment in "Jackie Brown," but whereas Tarantino's technique is tiresome because it is plot-related, Tarr's is a grand achievement in tone.

The first story shows us Futaki, who while having an affair with Mrs. Schmid, finds out that her husband is planning to make off with the money that eight villagers have come into through one of conman Irimias's schemes. Then they both discover Irimias, who was thought to be dead, has returned to their village. The second story follows Irimias and his trying to evade trouble with the law. The third shows us a doctor who observes the other villagers and who writes down everything he experiences in journals that he keeps. The fourth has a young girl taking out her miseries in life on a cat and contemplates suicide. The fifth shows all the pertinent villagers gather together at a bar and drinking and dancing until they are all in a drunken stupor.

Satantango is one of the grand achievements in cinema of this decade.
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