Well, as most of you already know, this movie blows like a sperm whale that has been submerged way too long. Okay, let me back up on that. I would actually like to wait around two plus hours to see the whale. As for Waterworld. . . nah!
Let's get to the basic flaws. We know it is a sort of Mad Max rip off, right? Well the funny thing is that Dennis Hopper plays his bit as a big joke. And he is damn funny. I'm sure the Costner crowd was trying their mighty best to convince Hopper that "Waterworld" was serious social drama. Hopper made them look the monkey's uncle. I can only guess as to why Dennis Hopper made the Deacon into a cartoonish freak. Well, my guess is that Hopper read the script and realized the whole concept was a freak. I might add, there is nothing wrong with any of this.
Unfortunately, Costner, and the rest of the cast continued to play their characters straight. The Mariner remained tough, aloof, and above all, serious. In fact, the Mariner's seriousness was often portrayed as nothing more than murderous cruelty.
I posit that the Deacon had more sense of purpose than the Mariner. Although, the filmwriters, probably reaching the same conclusion, added comic lines for the Deacon near the end of the film when he describes why he wants to get to dry land. Succinctly, it is to churn up land and chop down trees. Please! On the contrary, what does our Mariner in fact do when he finds the paradise? Well he pack up and leaves of course, back to the desolation of endless water. Well by default, churning up land and chopping down trees is the wiser course.
It should also be noted that the bad guys are "smokers." This cryptic title is reinforced by the fact that these folks constantly chainsmoke. No, I am not making this up. It seems, cigarettes and pure hydro are the barter items of choice. Of course, with the bad guys (i.e. smokers) they just crave smokes.
Another point of contention lies with the smokers' choice of vehicles. They opt for mid '90's Jet Skis (imagine that), replete with combat paint that tries to makes them look like they are made of steel (they don't). The Jet Skis' mother ship is the redoubtable, Exxon Valdez (isn't that clever), with the patron Saint of the smokers hanging prominently in the Deacon's cabin. Who is it? Why it is the Captain of the Exxon Valdez himself who was on duty when Alaska was wiped off the map in the worst ecological accident of all time. Please note the hyperbole and sarcasm in the previous sentence. Again, I ask you, is this clever or rather, environmental sentiment run amok.
Fortunately for this film, Hopper's comic appearances save this wreck from the notorious rating of one out of ten. Hopper really is funny in this one, and it must still crank Costner's Jet Ski that the production company cast him to give a non-comic preformance. I could go on and on and on. . . but why. This film rates a two out of ten. This may improve with camp value.
Let's get to the basic flaws. We know it is a sort of Mad Max rip off, right? Well the funny thing is that Dennis Hopper plays his bit as a big joke. And he is damn funny. I'm sure the Costner crowd was trying their mighty best to convince Hopper that "Waterworld" was serious social drama. Hopper made them look the monkey's uncle. I can only guess as to why Dennis Hopper made the Deacon into a cartoonish freak. Well, my guess is that Hopper read the script and realized the whole concept was a freak. I might add, there is nothing wrong with any of this.
Unfortunately, Costner, and the rest of the cast continued to play their characters straight. The Mariner remained tough, aloof, and above all, serious. In fact, the Mariner's seriousness was often portrayed as nothing more than murderous cruelty.
I posit that the Deacon had more sense of purpose than the Mariner. Although, the filmwriters, probably reaching the same conclusion, added comic lines for the Deacon near the end of the film when he describes why he wants to get to dry land. Succinctly, it is to churn up land and chop down trees. Please! On the contrary, what does our Mariner in fact do when he finds the paradise? Well he pack up and leaves of course, back to the desolation of endless water. Well by default, churning up land and chopping down trees is the wiser course.
It should also be noted that the bad guys are "smokers." This cryptic title is reinforced by the fact that these folks constantly chainsmoke. No, I am not making this up. It seems, cigarettes and pure hydro are the barter items of choice. Of course, with the bad guys (i.e. smokers) they just crave smokes.
Another point of contention lies with the smokers' choice of vehicles. They opt for mid '90's Jet Skis (imagine that), replete with combat paint that tries to makes them look like they are made of steel (they don't). The Jet Skis' mother ship is the redoubtable, Exxon Valdez (isn't that clever), with the patron Saint of the smokers hanging prominently in the Deacon's cabin. Who is it? Why it is the Captain of the Exxon Valdez himself who was on duty when Alaska was wiped off the map in the worst ecological accident of all time. Please note the hyperbole and sarcasm in the previous sentence. Again, I ask you, is this clever or rather, environmental sentiment run amok.
Fortunately for this film, Hopper's comic appearances save this wreck from the notorious rating of one out of ten. Hopper really is funny in this one, and it must still crank Costner's Jet Ski that the production company cast him to give a non-comic preformance. I could go on and on and on. . . but why. This film rates a two out of ten. This may improve with camp value.
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