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Atypical and Interesting (spoiler alert)
20 November 1999
Warning: Spoilers
The swiftness of people to brutally diss this movie makes me all the more determined to look at it with an OPEN MIND. Frankly, I dispute the claim that all Bond movies have to be like Goldfinger or that all Bonds have to be like Connery and ignorance of many reviewers of whatever objective merits that this movie may have. Intelligent commentary is infinitely preferable to gut reactions that a movie "sucks" for contentious reasons.

As to whether George Lazenby's acting talents are adequate for the role of James Bond, the scene at the movie's end, where Tracy has been gunned down, shows almost genuine anguish on Bond's face. We don't see him weeping as he buries his face in Tracy's, but the pathos of the situation is quite efficiently communicated to the audience. Looks of fear on Bond's face during the chase at the Christmas celebration are also convincing. If Lazenby lacks Connery's je-ne-sais-quoi and Moore's charisma, he is not a total failure as an actor for these reasons at least. The supporting cast is superb in any event, and more than compensates for whatever Lazenby lacks. How anyone can invalidate Diana Rigg and future New Avengers and Space: 1999 stars Joanna Lumley and Catherine Schell staggers the imagination. To say that the film is utterly devoid of appealing women is slanted nonsense. Surely Dame Diana has proven herself as an actress and as a lady!

Blofeld was given the middle name of Stavro by Donald Pleasance's incarnation of the villain in You Only Live Twice. Telly Savalas had nothing to do with that, unless you believe that the writers of YOLT were prescient. Of all the actors to play Blofeld, Savalas gives him ruthless energy in action. And the ploy by Blofeld to use germ warfare for extortion purposes is a very realistic motive for villainy. How can anyone deny the charisma of Telly Savalas, as a hero or a "heavy"?!

By far, the movie's prime attraction is its romantic storyline. Bond is genuinely in love for the first time, and in opposition to allegations of its unbelievability, I maintain that Tracy is bestowed with the perfect balance of vulnerability and strength to appeal even to proud bachelor 007. No other actress could pull this off but Di Rigg. Furthermore, there are artistic underpinnings to the whole story, with the contrast between the Bond/Tracy love song, "We Have All the Time in the World", sung by none other than Louis Armstrong, and the motto on Bond's Coat of Arms, "The World is Not Enough". By regarding the contradictions in these two maxims, one can see some clever foreshadowing of a tragic ending. There are also interesting displays of a counterclockwise-turning timepiece in the credit sequence, highlighting the question of time in the movie, as not being enough and of Bond desiring to "turn back the clock". OHMSS is an intriguing and highly entertaining spy romp, with almost non-stop action in its final hour and deserves a lot more respect than it is getting here in IMDb reviews.
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Space: 1999 (1975–1977)
Split Series & Split Fandom
3 October 1999
The reviews so far on this page consist of a gang of season 2 revilers, one, lone person standing up for the second season, and all others telling the loner how wrong he is and being completely closed-minded about the second season having any merit when seen with a positive perspective. The sad thing is that this is perfectly indicative of what has ailed Space: 1999 fandom for 23 years, why bullying, bitterness, and animosity exist in its divided ranks, why no progress has been made toward understanding and reconciliation, and why there has not been a successful united effort to achieve a revival of Space: 1999.

The show is about the adventures of Earthmen in a totally alien region of space. The phenomena encountered are farfetched- as well they should be. Space: 1999's tagline was "explore worlds beyond belief". Suspension of disbelief is therefore necessary to appreciate the show. If people's imaginations are not flexible enough to do this, that's their problem, not the show's.

Having said this, one must emphasize that it's just a TV show, and a damn good one. The special effects and overall production values of BOTH seasons were excellent for their time.
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The Mystery of Mrs. Phantom
7 August 1999
In answer to other reviewers' questions, Clouseau's wife in the original Pink Panther, as played by Capucine, was named Simone. Although Simone was Sir Charles Litton's mistress and is shown going away to South America with him at the end of The Pink Panther, that does not necessarily mean that she immediately married him and became for all time Lady Litton. Lady Litton as played by Catherine Schell in The Return of the Pink Panther is Claudine, another woman entirely. If anything, it's The Trail of the Pink Panther, the atrocious jumble released after Sellers' death, that strained credibility of continuity here by bringing back Capucine as Simone and having her say that *she* was married to Sir Charles for the many years after the original Pink Panther. Of course, it is possible, albeit unlikely, that Sir Charles married her, then divorced her to marry Claudine, then divorced Claudine to remarry Simone.

David Niven was unavailable to reprise Sir Charles, which is why Christopher Plummer was cast in the role in Return of the Pink Panther.
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Strange Days (1995)
Millenniarian Masochism
6 August 1999
Strange Days is an extremely violent and profane, loud, obnoxious, in-your-face tale of a thoroughly decadent society in 1999 in which people use computer technology to experience other people's orgasms, murders, and mayhem through virtual reality, and all the while is there racially espoused brutality on the streets a la the beating of Rodney King and the prospect of race riots when the clock changes to year 2000. Thoroughly depressing and overlong film, replete with racism, sadism, and voyeurism, professing to be making a statement against these while glorifying them and appealing to the worst instincts of viewers. Alien and Blade Runner envision a gloomy future but have redeeming qualities, such as the symbolism of "the other" in the alien organism or the Biblical undertones in the Tyrell Corporation. This film appears to have no such aspects. If some do exist, they are drowned out in the revolting visuals and sounds. Enough with dystopia. Enough with Cyberpunk. To someone who is weary of these trends in science fiction and who always wished for a brighter future at the close of 1999, this movie rankles terribly.
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The Littlest Hobo (1979–1985)
In Defense of London
27 July 1999
About the only popularly negative comment on this television show that I will accept is that because it was produced on video rather than on film, it lacks crispness and depth of color. I cannot and will not agree with people's sweeping, cynical put-downs of every other aspect of this production. The storytelling may be formulaic, but there is enough flexibility in the formula for the show to vary its episodes. Some are about crime-fighting, others concern rescue of people in perilous situations, and still others deal with solving interpersonal problems, finding lost items or animals, etc.. The acting is fairly often admirable, mainly by the primary guest stars in the episodes- and there are quite a few well-known and respected actors and actresses in guest star roles. Camera work is often inventive, music is appropriate to the action, and episodes are quite quick paced. For a television show shot on video in Canada, it holds up quite well, and there is a timelessness to its concept. Finally, with a charismatic canine star, it is innocent, wholesome family entertainment. There does not seem to be much of that on television anymore.
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Don't look too closely
9 July 1999
I always had a soft spot for The Black Hole. In 1979, when I saw it in the theatre, its special effects and set design were awesome. They still are, provided one doesn't study the DVD version of the film too closely.

The wires suspending and moving the robots are all too visible, one can see the matte silhouettes surrounding the actors while they are standing in front of the Cygnus' windows, and the stars in the window of the Palomino are static; they're just a painting. With these now evident flaws, the film's visual appeal has suffered, and that makes suspension of disbelief vis-a-vis the glaring problems of science (Forster, Mimieux, and Bottoms climbing abord the Cygnus probeship and not wearing spacesuits of any kind even when the Cygnus superstructure has collapsed and they are surrounded by swirls of red gasses which can't be air) all the more difficult.

It's still an enjoyable movie for the nostalgia factor, the colors are stunning, and the Cygnus sets still impress, plus the ending of the film, though pure phantasmagoria, is thought-provoking. But don't look too closely...
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Cosmic Princess (1982 TV Movie)
10/10
Less than adequate compilation of two more than adequate episodes
26 May 1999
Space: 1999's unfairly maligned second season opened with "The Metamorph", wherein the personnel of Moonbase Alpha are threatened by an obsessive alien scientist on an awesomely realized planet of volcanoes, a scientist intent upon transforming his boiling planet back to the temperate, Earth-like habitat that it once had. Technically, the production of "The Metamorph" is admirable by any standards, culminating in a spectacular planetary explosion, and "The Metamorph" is also the vehicle for the introduction of Maya, biologically transforming daughter of the obsessive scientist on Moonbase Alpha. "Space Warp" is a later second season episode of Space: 1999 wherein Maya is stricken with fever and visions of her home planet's extinction and molecular-transforms into rampaging beasts in a vain effort to return to her planet of origin, an exciting premise that most viewers fail to appreciate because Space: 1999 is not allowed the same licence to use monsters of the kind that made Doctor Who so very popular. Cosmic Princess is an editing together of "The Metamorph" and "Space Warp" with bulk scene deletion and a blending of drastically different musical scores from Space: 1999's two seasons, and as such it is not the ideal way to watch Space: 1999's second season.
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Space: 1999 (1975–1977)
Stylistically diverse and uniformly spectacular!
4 March 1999
I cannot agree that only the first season is worth mention of any kind.

Season 2 featured special effects that were as impressive and in some cases more so than those in Season 1. The crew of Moonbase Alpha were endowed with more dynamic characterization in the second season and resumed their humane approach to encountering forms of alien life, providing a place on their Moonbase for the survivor of a dead planet. There were commentaries on human nature, the wisdom or lack thereof in a return to Earth, the abuse of telekinetic or quasi-divine power, dream versus reality as mode of living, the psychological problems of prolonged "confinement" in the Moonbase's sterile environment, the close connection between the emotions of love and hate, the rights of the prisoner on a penal colony, etc..

While the second season adopted a rather more standard and sensational approach to drama than that employed in Season 1, it is by no means an unworthy set of episodes. The differences between the seasons, while noted, ought not to give proponents of one sufficient cause to totally reject the other.

Catherine Schell as Maya (Season 2) won the German Bravo! award for her portrayal of the biologically transforming resident alien of Moonbase Alpha.

The series (both seasons) was transmitted nation-wide in Canada from 1976 to 1978 and proved to be so popular (both seasons), that it was returned for regional broadcasts through the 1980s. The French language version of Space: 1999, Cosmos: 1999, has also been telecast very frequently in Canada.
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