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A Room with a View (2007 TV Movie)
6/10
Different Room, Less View
13 April 2008
Warning: Spoilers
Masterpiece Theater just aired a new production of the E.M. Forester novel. While this new take captures a little more of the class conflict inherent in the original novel and focuses on a few different scenes from the book, while cutting others, it loses all of the charm and humor of the novel, and the Merchant-Ivory film, as well as the thread of insufferable stuffiness of Lucy Honeychurch's life, from which George Emerson represents a happy escape.

In addition to losing the core theme of the novel (Lucy's escape from her stuffy upper class prison-like future existence with Cecil) the writer has inexplicably decided to tack on a sad ending. Who knows why. Perhaps it's an anti-Hollywood move: give the original light and witty story a heavy-handed treatment complete with downer ending in the hopes of making the entire production more highbrow. Lest we forget, this is *Masterpiece* Theater and this is high drama, darn it, so you'd better get used to the pedestrian pacing too.

And then there's the casting. None of the current cast members compare to the definitive 1985 version. Timothy Spall, as Mr. Emerson, has the right build but puts in a tepid performance. His real life son, Rafe, as George Emerson lacks the animal magnetism that Julian Sands had to woo Lucy away from her secure, but stuffy, upper class life. And Sophie Thompson's Miss Bartlett does more stammering than acting. But worst of all, Laurence Fox's Cecil Vyse looks like he would have fared better as George Emerson: while no one could ever equal Daniel Day-Lewis's up tight prig, Laurence Fox gives off a rough, unpredictable energy and seems more rebel than stuck up, elitist snob.

I've never been very fond of the name Masterpiece Theater, since there are truly so few masterpieces. The build-up created by the show's presumptive name usually dooms the resultant films to fall short. The production qualities of this made-for-TV version make this retread just as doomed to mediocrity from the get go: the Merchant-Ivory film is itself a true masterpiece, lovingly put together and with a feature film budget and sensibilities. Anything after that will surely be a let-down, and it is.
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Breach (2007)
7/10
Dark Snapshot of Hanssen Story
21 February 2007
Warning: Spoilers
Breach is a concise drama based on a junior FBI agent Eric O'Neill's (Ryan Phillippe) role—the movie spans only two months—in catching notorious FBI traitor Robert Hanssen (Chris Cooper) in 2001. Hanssen sold secrets to the Soviets for 22 of his 25 years while he worked in intelligence within the FBI, but this version of his story (there are at least two books and a decent made-for-TV movie as well) shortens it,there was not much wrong with most of what I got; I just wanted m and this is both this movie's strength and weakness.

The movies begins with O'Neill being chosen seemingly out of the blue to work undercover watching Hanssen while posing as Hanssen's clerk. Phillippe is convincing as O'Neill, who is bright, ambitious, and very conscientious. O'Neill is also Catholic like Hanssen, who quickly notices this, and it becomes obvious that O'Neill is the kind of all-American, idealistic young man whom Hanssen will not be threatened by, making him a perfect choice to spy on Hanssen. O'Neill is not initially told the real reason for spying on Hanssen, only that Hanssen is a sexual deviant and that he has harassed female underlings. O'Neill naturally feels frustrated at being taken off of a career track pursuing actual foreign terrorists to pursue a middle-aged, mid-level manager sexual deviant within the Bureau. He does get a clue that there may be more to his assignment than meets the eye, however, when he is given a special pager that only his real boss, played by Laura Linney, can page him on and is told to note everything he can about Hanssen every day and send the reports to his real superiors. Something more serious than sexual harassment is clearly going on.

Hanssen, as ably played by Cooper in yet another troubled man role, is a mass of contradictions: he preaches to his underling about prayer and saying his rosary daily while Hanssen has been taping himself and his wife having sex and mailing the tapes to a friend. Of course, Hanssen's biggest contradiction is his espionage, Hanssen having sold huge amounts of valuable information to the Soviet Union for some $1.4 million in cash and diamonds, much of which he gave to strippers he befriended, though this is not part of this movie.

I like this kind of movie: the expose of the inner workings of a secret and powerful organization, the intrigue that a story like this carries with it, and the feeling of being on the inside of something very very exclusive. It's fun, in a perverse sort of way, to watch bad things happen to the smug inner circle of the intelligence world and feel morally superior to the traitor who is betraying his country as well as to the devoted officers who are betrayed by the traitor and by their own overmuch devotion to their own careers, which are now called into question by all the damage done by 22 years of a mole in their midst.

The movie is paced well. While not exactly speedy, the movie does move us along with all due speed towards the inevitable end of Hanssen's career (and his life as he knew it), and the elements of the movie--the lighting, editing, and casting--all hit their marks. It is set during the winter in Washington, DC and Northern Virginia, and everything, including the drab office interiors, are cold and gray. Hanssen even wears all black during his capture and arrest. On one hand, I liked the focused approach to the story-telling, but on another I wanted more background about the main characters: I left the movie wishing I had seen more of the story unfold so I could feel more the gravity of Hanssen's betrayal and his contradictions. Instead, because of the brevity of the story and the point of view taken to tell it, I merely heard about all the things that Hanssen had done in an interview O'Neill has with his boss. I was told rather than shown. I wanted a movie but got mostly snapshots or, more accurately, descriptions of snapshots. This is a very good movie, but given the gravity of the events and the depth of the deception, I wanted more than just good snapshots.

Seven out of ten.
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2/10
Wake me when it's over. . .
15 February 2005
There comes a point when watching some films when you have to make a choice: which would be more interesting, this film or real life? In the case of Coffee and Cigarettes, a movie containing various small vignettes involving two or more actors and coffee and cigarettes, real life wins.

I've had bad first dates that were more interesting than the conversations I witnessed in this movie. Which is too bad, really, because the premise seemed promising enough: pick a universal theme (in this case coffee and cigarettes) and then have different actors sit down in a diner/coffee shop and make that theme the link. See what they discover. I'm all for plot-free, slice-of-life films, and Jarmusch is the undisputed master of letting life reveal itself in the little moments lived out in the forgotten parts of dying Americana (like a squalid diner). In the past, his movies and their characters try to make sense of their squalid lives as they inhabit some mythic, urban space leftover from the earlier part of the 20th century. In his movies there are no strip malls, fast food chains, mass market food, or corporate takeovers. No Taco Bells or paint by the numbers plots. In the past, his films all ended up effortlessly revealing something small but vital about the characters or life itself. Even in his comedies, Jarmusch took his characters seriously, and as a result we cared about them.

But not this time. The situations and the acting in this film are so contrived, stilted, and uneven that they reveal nothing. Mercifully, none of the segments is too long, but if none of the segments really works, that's cold comfort. Now, I don't know how much of this movie was improv or how much was scripted, but I don't think that really matters. It just doesn't work.

This film was like bad modern art: it claims to deserve our attention merely because it's there.

Some who watch this movie may be tempted to convince themselves that they liked it because it is cool to like everything Jim Jarmusch. They do themselves a disservice. No filmmaker is so cool that even their failed efforts deserve unqualified praise.
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House M.D. (2004–2012)
Finally, a network show I like. .
29 December 2004
So I like medicine and mysteries and watched CSI the first couple of times but got bored quickly with the repetitive format and self-important characters. Nowadays there's usually not that much in the way of mystery shows on (US) TV anymore--cop shows, sure, but mysteries? And while ER is certainly a quality show, I never really cared that much for it either--too much like a daytime soap but with blood. "House," however, seems a nice combo of medicine, mystery, and character. Hugh Laurie's Dr. House is someone you feel guilty loving because he's so arrogant and callous, but he keeps you entertained because you can't wait to hear what he'll say next. House loves to tell the truth as he sees it, cutting through the nice happy lies that your average urban US adult tells and believes, never mind the hurt feelings he might leave lying bleeding by the roadside. But of course, his character *may* hide a heart of gold, so in the end he's trying to do the right thing. Sure, it's a formula, and House is even a stock character maybe, but it works.

If the creators/writers are smart, they'll allow a little character development, especially amongst the excellent supporting cast, but not ruin it by changing House or allowing him a romance with either of his female costars. Keep that sexual tension going!

For fun, catch Hugh Laurie--who is British by the way--sometime on one of the seasons of Black Adder (usually rebroadcast on PBS, but also available at better video rental shops). He plays a complete idiot and is as convincing in that role as he is as the brilliant and misanthropic Dr. House. . .
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Halloween (1978)
Classic horror flick is more sexy and suspenseful than scary
29 October 2004
John Carpenter's Halloween may not be the actual first slasher flick, but it was, given its initial cost, the most successful and inspired a flood of inferior copycats (Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, etc.). From the very first time I saw it at age 15--lying about my age w/a bunch of friends in order to get admitted--to the present day I have felt that Halloween is more suspenseful and even sexy than it was scary. That being said, the film is nonetheless very tightly made and quite entertaining, even bearing repeated viewings, but it works perhaps as much because it speaks to our secret desires and fears as because it scares us.

A little needs to be said about the slasher sub-genre, of which Halloween is the defining archetype. Slasher films are as much about teenage sexuality as they are about killing. Much has since been written about the type of character, the "final girl," who usually survives the encounter with the slasher. She is the innocent virginal outsider, the good girl who doesn't get the guy and is not the party animal her friends are. In Halloween, Jamie Lee Curtis' character is sweet and bookish, even commenting early on in the movie about the meaning of fate. One by one, the slasher stalks and kills her sexually active teenage friends until he meets her. Unlike the other victims, she fights back, using her brains and her courage to stay alive and even strike blows against her attacker. Like the final girl, the slasher is also an outsider, but his only means of connecting with others is via his knife (an obvious phallic symbol). He is unable to participate in the normal sexual congress that he sees, envies, and then hates enough to kill.

The movie Halloween itself, whether by design or by accident, has seductive elements to it. The score by Carpenter himself is both haunting and scary but also has a seductive, almost dance-like cadence to it. The languid pace at the beginning of the movie and the cinematography lovingly set up the perverse "romance" that is to come later between the slasher and his virginal prey. And let's not forget the teenage sexual banter and actual fooling around of Laurie's friends that occurs before the killing starts.

Halloween is a classic because it works, perhaps unintentionally, on more than one level. We all seek pleasure and even sometimes find more joy in illicit pleasure than in wholesome fun, but we also feel more guilt in it as well. Halloween ponders our fear and fascination with death, sex, pleasure, and the teenage coming of age years. There is a Christian, even Puritanical, subtext to this genre and film: go ahead and fool around and live it up as a teenager but someday, maybe soon, you will pay some sort of price, because there is no pleasure in life without pain and even death. This message is as old as the Garden of Eden. The final girl derives her power, by reason of her virtue and purity, while the slasher represents an avenging angel (as well as demon) of sorts, punishing humans for their thoughtless sensuality.

And finally, there is the holiday from which the movie draws its name. Halloween the holiday has its beginnings in pagan harvest and fertility celebrations that both honored the bounty of the harvest season as well as the obvious demise and death of living things around us. Halloween, both the holiday and the movie, work because they tap deep roots within all of us.
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EuroTrip (2004)
Mazel Tov! Filmmakers poke fun at Germans and Catholics
20 October 2004
This is a better than average teen exploitation comedy. You know the genre: nerdy or semi-nerdy dark-haired boy encounters various obstacles while trying to get or meet a beautiful and unattainable blond Nordic/Aryian woman or girl. These obstacles are sometimes teachers or parents or the jocks, etc, and the movies are invariably produced (almost exclusively) by men with Jewish-sounding last names. In addition to the almost handsome, Jewish or dark-haired Jewish-looking boys in the lead, these flicks also feature blond Aryans or WASPs playing the antagonists. The movies often include some kind of send up of Germany or Germans and sometimes Catholics or Catholicism (and this movie is no different) as well as other establishment or religious figures.

In this movie most of Europe, including the Germans and the Catholics, is made fun of but fairly harmlessly, except for two instances. The first is the hilarious but admittedly tasteless scene in the German home where the little boy goosesteps around in the background with a black mark on his upper lip, arm in a Hitler salute (there's an official name for this salute I'm sure, but I don't know it). It's offensive on some level, but it IS funny. The other case is--and I think this is in the unrated version only, but I'm not sure--where a young couple makes love in a Catholic confessional, which was preceded by the the two male leads clowning around in the Pope's dressing area, donning the papal hats, setting them on fire, etc. Now, I am not Catholic, but I was frankly a bit offended at the way the producers (most of whom, if their last names are anything to go by, are certainly NOT Catholic) desecrated another's religious symbols. But hey, they aren't Catholic, so why should they care? There's money to be made!

Other than that rather shocking moment, the film was mostly harmless idiocy. Funny, but not too. Sexy, but not too. Sophomoric, but not unbearably so. .
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Ladder 49 (2004)
Flash in the pan
1 October 2004
Ladder 49 tells the story of a young Baltimore firefighter's career so far (Phoenix) as he waits to be rescued from a burning building. This is done through a series of almost disconnected stories revealed in flashback. His captain is played by John Travolta, with other assorted lesser-knowns in supporting parts.

His everyday life as a firefighter depicted in the story seems plausible enough--the pranks, the camaraderie, the hazing's, and the inevitable fistfights--and conforms to what most of us non-firefighters would expect. The firefights themselves seem realistic enough, more so than the almost forced bonhomie of the firefighting unit. But one thing in the movie is troubling: so much time of this firefighter's life is covered in so short a time and with such a lack of connection between the moments that we don't get to know any of the main characters in his life. So little time is spent on any one part of his life that there's little fault to find with it. Just when we are about to get to know a character or situation enough to make any kind of a judgment, we cut back to the present day. I've seen episodes of Third Watch with more character development. They say screenwriters should start a scene as late as possible, but do they have to end each scene before it has a chance to get going? This one did. Firefighters are no doubt heroic, as we have all been made aware since September 11. And while the number of heroic rescues that occur within this movie seems a bit high for what your average firefighter far would expect in real life. That's okay: this is the movies after all. But could we at least slow down a little and develop character a little more?

In general, the acting and the pacing of the movie seem competent enough. But too of his life is summarized too quickly, much with what looked like a series of music videos. I suppose this is what we get when the people reared on MTV begin to make movies. I felt I was sold a soundtrack more than I was sold a story. And it wasn't that great of a soundtrack. . .

This is not a bad movie, but it's not a complete movie either.

** 1/2*
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1/10
Train wreck of a movie
30 August 2004
I saw this movie when I attended a free screening of it a couple weeks before it was released, and while I am no big fan of chick flicks, I had hopes for this film. The premise, a woman mining her boyfriend's black book and getting know his exes in order to get to know the real him, sounded interesting enough. And the following quote from Shakespeare (The Tempest) appeared on the screen before the titles came up:

Hell is empty; All the devils are here.

Ah, I thought to myself, this HAS to be a well-thought out movie, since the last movie I saw with a Shakespearean quote in it (Runaway Train) had been very very good. But I was wrong. This movie was to be a runaway train of a different sort.

In Little Black Book Brittney Murphy plays Stacy, an aspiring associate producer on a female version of the Jerry Springer Show, hosted by Kathy Bates as an aging and worn out trash TV hostess. Stacy's boyfriend (Ron Livingston of Office Space) goes on a two week business trip and, if you can believe this, forgets his handheld device and calls her to tell her he needs a couple of numbers from it. She sees a name in the address list and starts to get curious about his former girlfriends.

At this point, her bizarre chain-smoking overworked former bus driver and former something else (I can't recall at the moment) coworker played by Holly Hunter--who smokes everywhere indoors, which I haven't seen happen in real life since the late 70s--suggests she call one of the names from the handheld, a woman who just happens to be a supermodel (of course) who was on the show a while back, and stage a fake interview. But this fake interview is so that Murphy's character can actually gain info about her boyfriend's exes so that she can find more out about him while also doing the background for a potential show about little black books, but then it turns out later she isn't going to do the story about the black books, but then we aren't really sure.

Are you with me so far?

From this point, any semblance of a coherent story falls apart as she meets the other girlfriends but never really spends any time actually talking to them. Isn't she supposed to be talking to them about her ex? But no, she is only really interviewing them to come on the show for a different reason, so she really can't talk to them about her boyfriend, at least not directly. Instead, she has to lie and pretend to be doing something different and much time and steam is spent on side trips and watching the shocked look on her face. There is an undeveloped subplot involving the show's personnel as well as a nebbishy male coworker played by Kevin Sussman. The poor coworker's story seems to serve no other purpose than to use screen time, since the subplot involving him comes from nowhere and then goes nowhere.

As a result of Stacy not being able to talk openly to the exes that she meets become even more flat and one-dimensional than they already are. On top of that, Holly Hunter's character is given more weight than it should be for such a poorly drawn character, but that is perhaps due to Holly Hunter's starpower.

There are moments throughout the movie that drag on, and on, and on, and too many moments that were supposed to be funny just aren't. In the middle of a nice moment between the two main characters before he goes on his trip his dog passes gas. Not once, but twice. Har har. Sadly, the third act has a riveting climax that ties up a couple of loose ends but leaves us feeling cheated. By the time the movie finally finds a rhythm it is too late.

If you want to see a relationship movie that is thoughtful, witty, and charming, see High Fidelity with John Cusak. The difference between the two is so great it calls up the comparison Mark Twain made between the right word and the almost right word: If High Fidelity is lightning, then Little Black Book is the lightning bug.

1 Star
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The Hours (2002)
Again, the best films are based on good literature. . .
12 July 2004
In an industry dominated by special effects and plots that are easy to follow and just as easy to guess and amid the usual comic book and bubble gum movies with stock plots and characters, someone has actually decided to make a film based on a grown-up novel. The Hours is a multi-layered tale that refuses to follow the conventional story arc. The Hours is not a fun movie. It is not an easy movie. It is not supposed to be. It is a movie that demands and rewards close viewing. It is a thinking and feeling person's movie. I will go as far as to say that your reaction to this movie says as much about where you are on the road to intellectual development as it does about the movie itself.

The movie follows a day in the lives of three women, each separated by time and distance, but all connected in several key ways. One of the connections doesn't become apparent until almost the very end of the movie. The first woman is the famous author Virginia Woolf, played by Nicole Kidman. Apparently as complex and difficult to live with in real life as her books were to read, Woolf spends a not so ordinary day in her not so ordinary life but only after we are first shown a moment at the end of her life. Woolf struggled throughout her life with mental illness and we are given small hints into the way women with that illness were treated in the early part of the 20th century. The second woman, played by Meryl Streep, is a middle-aged educated New Yorker who is planning a party for a close male friend and former lover who is a poet who has received a prestigious prize. It is no accident that this woman resembles the central character in one of Woolf's books: Mrs. Dalloway. The third woman we know less about. She appears to be a quiet and lonely housewife in suburban LA in the 1950s who does not seem to fit into her ideal little life. It is again no accident that she is reading Virginia Woolf's novel, Mrs. Dalloway.

The movie, like the book by Woolf, contains a death and a revelation for its main character as well as themes of love, loss, and stifling confinement. The lives in the movie are all connected by art, suicide, past love, and gut-wrenching decisions having to deal with their not fitting into society. As far as production values go, this film is nearly flawless. The acting and the sets and directorial choices disappear into the background as the compelling and carefully woven story takes over. Phillip Glass's moody music is slow, relentless and plodding and underscores the slow, relentless plodding nature of time itself, as well as the inevitable consequences of its characters' choices. To say more about the plot machinations would be to give away too much and spoil the fun of an initial viewing.

I can only say that a film like this again proves the point that the best movies are usually those adapted from first rate novels. Cunningham's novel won the Pulitzer, and although I haven't read it, if the novel is anything like the movie I can see why he won the prize.

Highly Recommended.
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Blood Work (2002)
Workmanlike thriller
1 July 2004
Warning: Spoilers
While there are things I liked about this movie--it freely admits the main character is too old and weak to be chasing after killers and its subject matter is unique--the awful dialogue, the slipshod production values, and the plot holes take it down a few notches.

Brief summary: Eastwood plays a retired FBI profiler who has had a heart transplant and gets called out of retirement to solve the murder of the young woman whose heart he now uses. Eastwood is famous in the business for making films quickly and under budget and in this movie it shows. There were moments when I thought, 'surely there must have been more than one take of this?' Eastwood even stumbles over a phrase and they still used the take. According to the lore, Eastwood tells the actors to do a scene, assuring them they're just rehearsing or that he's merely adjusting the focus. The actors then do a relaxed take and then Eastwood says, 'okay, that was pretty good, let's just use that, next.' There is also a credit for a film score, but I don't recall hearing much if any background music, something that certainly could have added atmosphere, especially in a supposed thriller.

My other complaints with this movie also include its dialogue, especially the canned exchanges between Rodruigez and Eastwood. Rodruigez plays an LAPD cop who obviously resents Eastwood's investigating a murder even though Eastwood's character is no longer a cop and doesn't even have a Private Eye license. The forced animosity between the two is so stock and stilted it's almost comical. There are other stock characters and situations that give this movie the look and feel of one of his dated Dirty Harry movies. At one point, Eastwood's character fires a shotgun into a car that he has seen more than once at a particular murder scene, and this without any questioning or provocation. For a few moments he is Dirty Harry again, and it doesn't work.

And finally the plot holes. I would discuss these in more detail except that to do so would introduce spoilers. What I can say is that there are more than ample clues in the movie as to who the real killer is, enough so that I figured out the plot about one third the way through, and that's way too soon, especially considering that I don't usually figure this kind of thing out that quickly.

This movie is worth a late night watch on HBO or maybe even a video rental, but that's about it. It's not a film I would buy.

Stars: **
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El Norte (1983)
9/10
Deeply moving film--highly recommended
5 December 2003
I saw El Norte (The North) some years ago when my then girlfriend (whose father was from Mexico) rented the video and made me watch it. I'm glad she did. It covers the very basic quest story of a brother and a sister who flee Guatemala (where the indigenous population was being exterminated) through Mexico to try and find a new life in the US. Along the way they encounter all the setbacks you would imagine, including a few you don't expect. This is a serious and dramatic film that is also not afraid to find the humor that can still occur in the midst of deep struggle.

I understand that this movie was made on a shoestring and at times it shows. But the story and the acting more than carry the day. Its creative team (Gregory Nava and his wife Anna Thomas) are also responsible for the movies Selena and Mi Familia (among others), both excellent films. I think that the real history of most people living on the earth, who live ordinary lives and struggle against sometimes oppressive forces outside their control, has largely gone unwritten. In its own small way, this movie begins to make up the deficit.

Excellent--highly recommended
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9/10
Masterful trend-setting cop drama
12 October 2003
I don't believe this was the first gritty NYC cop drama ever filmed in the daring post studio-controlled Hollywood of the late 60s early 70s, but it certainly perfected a trend. Its famous car chase through Brooklyn was also not the first, but it has likely never been topped, despite numerous car chases in numerous crime dramas since, including those now aided by that awful showy but fake-looking digital animation (the disastrous Matrix Reloaded comes to mind).

On a hunch one evening, veteran narcotics cop Jimmy "Popeye" Doyle (Gene Hackman) eyes a suspicious table of "greasers" at an East Side bar/night club that he has dragged his married partner (Roy Scheider) to after hours. He and his partner tail the one "big spender" at the table only to find that he runs a candy/newspaper shop with his wife who was not the woman he was seen with running around town doing a drug drop with. Where is all his big money coming from? Intelligence gathered later at a mean-spirited shakedown of a working class black bar in town reveals that there are no drugs on the street and that a shipment is expected. Eventually, the cops are lead to a visiting debonair Frenchman whom they suspect is part of an illegal heroin shipment due to hit the streets involving, among others, the greaseball at the bar and a local drug kingpin. The rest is well-executed gritty cop drama with surveillances, a couple of shootouts, that classic car/subway chase, and the inevitable shootout/confrontation with the bad guys. I won't give away the ending but will say that it is unexpected and very original.

The French Connection uses all the right archetypes: the unlikeable loser cop (Doyle) with a keen intuition about evil, the suave, detached foreign mastermind, the self-defeating conflicts inside law enforcement, and the tough reality of the streets. A sequel was filmed a few years later but it has none of the power or tautness of this movie. Hats off to a movie that makes you work a little to follow its plot without trying to be convoluted. This film won five Academy Awards including Best Picture, Best Actor (Hackman), Best Director and Best Editing. A must see for any lover of good crime/action dramas.

9 out of 10 stars. . .
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Heavy Metal (1981)
2/10
Trashy movie, bad animation, lost opportunity
19 August 2003
This movie is barely worth criticizing. Ironically, it could have been an interesting movie. I liked Sci-fi more as a kid but still think it has its place, and the premise of linked tales in the future is not a bad one. Even the mix of the exotic and mundane in the future had some potential. However, this movie took the easy way out and went for stories that almost all hit below the belt. Even the animation was a disappointment because it was so sub-par--more like a bad version of those forgettable Saturday morning Transformers cartoons that started running in the 80s--Warner Bros. and Disney did it much better decades ago. Shame on anyone involved in this piece of trash. Since when does the future have to be overrun almost exclusively by trashy people? The creators tried unsuccessfully to mask poorly written stories and cheaply drawn animation with hard core violence, meaningless adolescent fantasy sex, and illicit drug use. Wow. What creativity. If their aim was to appeal to socially misfit adolescent males brimming with violent urges and unfulfilled lust, then they hit their mark..

Not recommended for anyone with a modicum of taste or decency but perfect for wannabe serial killers and misfit males mentally stuck in their teens. . 2/10
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Adaptation. (2002)
5/10
It's postmodern, but is it entertaining?
21 June 2003
I hate to disagree with probably everyone (critics as well as other users/reviewers), but I did not find this film to be satisfying. Clever, yes, but entertaining? Well, . .

By now, most of you know the premise: a screenwriter attempts to adapt a book about orchids and an orchid thief. Orchids are not exactly the stuff of Hollywood blockbusters, so the screenwriter runs into a big wall. What results is a film about the writing of a film about the writer's attempt to adapt non-dramatic book into a film. Very self-referential and postmodern, to be sure.

For me, the movie fell apart in the third act when the screenwriter's journey took him completely off the map and into new territory (departing wildly from plausible reality in order to spice up the story). Without spoiling any surprises from the last act, I found the departures into criminality and violence, from what was previously an intellectual tale, to be phony. Also, I never felt as though I spent enough time with any of the characters other than Charlie (the screenwriter) to care about them. They were still rather flat and, well, stock. That and the unreality of the final act worked together to make me aware of a movie trying harder to be clever than it tried to tell a story. You see, as soon as you call attention to the medium in which you're working as part of your story, so that the act of telling a story itself becomes a thing used to prove a point about storytelling (or something like that), you've left art and entered academics. And well, academics is fine, but it isn't entertainment.

Certainly, many screenwriting rules can be broken successfully. But this movie doesn't actually do that. Instead, it only pretends to break the very rules it ends up obeying, though in a rather dishonest fashion. The rules that it does break in the end are those of honest storytelling. Sure, you can fabricate something to spice up a story, but do it honestly.

So, putting yourself into your own screenplay is all very fun and clever and postmodern, but I have the feeling that postmodern storytelling is a trend that will not last long, if it isn't in fact dead already. Eventually, dramas that create real characters we can care about will take over again to win the critics' hearts.

Still want to see an entertaining postmodern film about filmmaking and scriptwriting that is self-referential and pretends to break the very movie-making rules it is secretly obeying? See Robert Altman's The Player. Now that's entertainment. . .
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4/10
Lost all respect for Matthew McConaughey
1 June 2003
What more can you say about this insipid little film that hasn't already been said? Sure, there may be more stupid, girlish films than this, but thankfully I haven't had to see them. This movie has it all--convenient plot devices, unreal characters, syrupy sweet storybook plot, complete disregard for reality, etc. . . What in the world was Mr. McConaughey thinking when he took this part? (What was I thinking when I agreed to watch this movie?) How can I ever take someone seriously who acts in a film like this? On purpose? I'm not going to waste time bashing Jennifer Lopez--that's already been done by many a reviewer below and besides, it's like shooting fish in a barrel, plus her days in the spotlight are (hopefully) numbered anyway. She was great in Selena but this movie is nothing compared to that honest effort. Every once in a while a little bit of storybook fantasy is okay, but please make it a little more believable and a bit less syrupy . ..
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Lantana (2001)
9/10
Taut, smart drama
21 April 2003
At one point in Lantana a man, who is the prime suspect in his wife's disappearance, is accused by the investigating detective of not being distraught enough. His reply: "things aren't always what they seem." If I had to choose a main theme for this smart Australian film it might be the hidden secrets that normal adults carry around with them, the appearances which often belie the reality. This movie about the intertwining lives around a missing woman is ostensibly classified as a thriller. And while there is a death and a police investigation, this is really more a study of suburban lives. It's what passes in the UK and New South Wales as a drama. I won't go into plot here, it's complex--though not too complex--and to do so would spoil the fun of discovery, but I will say that the elements of this film all hold together to keep you involved in the story. This is a small film, made up of telling moments in peoples' lives and held together by odd connections between the characters' lives, much like those in Robert Altman's Short Cuts, though this story has a tighter weave than anything Altman made. No, there are no car chases or stolen microfilm, and the love affairs in it seem labored and unhappy. The pace of the film is leisurely but not slow, and the musical score is moody and haunted, much like the characters' lives. I guess this is what you'd call a grown up (I hesitate to use the term adult, since that has other unwanted connotations) drama about people with adult/grown-up problems. Their lives have kids and spouses and soon to be ex-spouses and problems they didn't expect. So much of current US film output are dramas that seem comic book and aimed at 18 to 24 year old males. It's nice to watch something that aims a little older for a change. Recommended.
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9/10
Film Noir classic (spoilers)
18 April 2003
Warning: Spoilers
Warning: contains spoilers

I can't add much to what's already been said about this tight little drama that launched a genre. The plot is labyrinthine (I've seen this film over a dozen times and I still can't tell you why Miss O'Shaughnessy shoots Miles Archer, not that it really matters), but the atmosphere and the characters are without par. Who but Sidney Greenstreet or Peter Lorre could play their respective roles? This film is also famous for helping launch Humphrey Bogart's stardom, rescuing him from mediocre bit parts. His Spade is tough, funny, and insensitive. Like the novel it was taken from, this film adheres to the standard cliches and language of the film noir crime drama: anti-social hero, seedy characters, dangerous femme fatale, bleak setting (shot in black and white of course). This film is a must-see for any student of the art. No, it's not deep, but remember, it started out as a pulp crime novel.
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9/10
Great morality play
15 April 2003
Perhaps the real reason this film stands out is not because it's an excellent historical drama--plenty of those out there--or because it contains an exceptional cast and excellent acting--other films have these too--but because it is a morality play. And morality plays are not done much anymore. The real star of the show is not the cast or the setting or even the dialogue but Thomas More's conscience. That a man would rather die than do and say something he doesn't believe in suggests to us a rare man indeed, whether our time is Tudor England or now. Thomas More becomes the ultimate of God's creations because he will ultimately recognize no authority higher than God's and whose first duty is to his conscience, not to his king. Amidst a sea of people with competing and confused aims and goals, many of them venal and outright evil, More alone knows who he is and what he believes. Once it becomes plain early in the first act that Henry VIII wants a divorce and wants it now, we know we're in for a showdown. More, who won't even hold on to a plain silver cup given to him on a pending case, is certainly not a man to sign his name to anything he doesn't believe.

Much has been said below about how great a movie this is. Perhaps. More accurately, this is a great play that has been very well filmed. There are elements of great cinema that are not fully explored here, not because of any defect in the filmmaking, but because this was a play first. Perhaps a more witty or rounded out script would have more quotable lines as well as subplot, but this is no such play. Movies made from plays tend to be more verbal and less visual: it comes with the territory. Film is a visual medium, theatre, a verbal one. Also, this movie/play is concerned with More and his unwillingness to sell his soul and that is such a heavy subject it leaves room for little else. If there appears to be a flatness to this work it is perhaps due in part to the very focused nature of the theme. More's battle to defend his conscience from all sides, including his family, is so consuming that it plays out to the expense of other elements like character development (his family members are little more than flat characters--devices by which More can display his convictions). This is not necessarily a criticism; it is an observation.

As far as morality plays go, this is about as good as they get. Luckily for us, most films and plays aren't morality plays--we would be crushed under their combined metaphysical weight. That being said, we can still use a good morality play now and then, and this is one that certainly bears watching, even repeated viewings . . . .
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10/10
David Lean's best film
9 January 2003
What more can you say about a nearly perfect movie? This is my favorite David Lean film, with Dr. Zhivago running a close second. Steven Spielberg has mentioned that this is one of the movies he watches again before he sets out to make a new movie. And one can see why. I think perhaps the test of a truly great movie is that it bears repeated viewings. The desert vistas are stunning and "clean," the characters round and well-developed--even the minor ones, the soundtrack moving, the acting superlative, and the dialogue superb. While this movie may not be 100% accurate to how things really were (Lawrence was short and shy), who cares? It's not often that someone has a destiny to fulfill. This movie, better than almost any other I know, captures a man's destiny. And poor Peter O'Toole. When a film like this is your breakout role, how can you go anywhere else but down? Still, at least he had Becket and Lion in Winter as well as a part in Last Emperor.

A note about the print. The special restored 2-DVD version is superb and accurate but as such it transmits some of the defects that have crept onto the print that could not be eliminated in the restoration. There are also portions of dialogue that had to be re-recorded, and it sometimes shows. We can at least be thankful that the restoration occurred when it did and not any later. Thanks God for digital.

And finally, anyone who finds this movie too long or slow might want to limit their viewing to 1/2 hour sitcoms. If the shoe fits. ..

Score: 10 out of 10
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10/10
Treat yourself to some 'Pure Imagination'. . .
5 January 2003
After having just seen this film again tonight on ABC I must utter that most hackneyed of phrases: "they don't make movies like this anymore."

This movie speaks to children as well as the kid inside every adult. It doesn't talk down to kids and isn't afraid to be even a little frightening at times. Everything in the movie seems perfect: the script, the set, the songs, Gene Wilder, Jack Albertson, even the child actors. Only a jaded adult without an imagination would not enjoy this movie.

And another thing. This is a story that isn't afraid to moralize a little. As Gene Wilder says in the documentary, the movie tells kids that there are limits, which is what they want and need.

One gets the feeling that this movie was lovingly made. If you haven't viewed this movie in a while (or ever), do so. The DVD is an excellent transfer as well and looks every bit as good as the High Definition broadcast on Disney (ABC) I just saw. It is worth buying, even if you don't have kids.
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Code Unknown (2000)
Real Life is More Interesting
26 November 2002
Warning: Spoilers
[Contains Spoilers]

Code Unknown is yet another film in that great tradition of pointless slice-of-life (often French) films. Unless you're a big fan of films that act as if the viewer is an unwelcome intruder and are long on empty quiet moments and short on plot and traditional narrative, this film may not be for you. My general problem with slice-of-life films that have little or no plot is this: why bother? If you want to watch life why not watch your own? Plot and narrative exist for a reason--they make a world that is more interesting than everyday life. Slice-of-life films seem to combine the worst of real life and art. And people wonder why these movies aren't more popular.

In Code Unknown an event occurs on a busy Paris city street early on in the film and then we are left to watch what happens to the lives of those who participated in that event. The event occurs when a brooding and spoiled young man tosses a used bag on the lap of a woman beggar. A young African man stops him and demands that he apologize to her. Of course, the police are soon summoned and it is the African man who is arrested. The film jumps back and forth between the various lives of those connected to the event but with little or no explanation of what is going on. In one particularly maddening scene, a woman finds a written note on her front door. She is immediately concerned. What does the note say? We are never told, not even in incidental dialogue. She suspects that her neighbor across the hall has written the note, but when she confronts the old woman, the old woman denies it. Later, she tells her husband of the note but he insists she should mind her own business. So what was the note all about? We can only vaguely guess. I suppose to string together a list of unrelated events and offer little or no explanation of what is going on, especially when one is clearly needed, can be mistakenly called clever filmmaking. I call it lazy.

If you are bent on watching a slice-of-life movie that follows people around in their daily lives as they live and lie and make mistakes and act and react as their lives intersect with other strangers, then may I suggest Robert Altman's Short Cuts. It is an infinitely more pleasing and interesting film. In Altman's film you are allowed in on all conversations and inside details and you begin to care about characters and their lives. Nothing of the sort happens in Code Unknown. In the end of Code Unknown when the woman locks her husband out of their apartment by changing the code we feel no emotion. So what. We are just glad the movie is finally over. Save your time and don't bother with this film. See Short Cuts instead.
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1/10
Unwatchable--worst movie ever
14 October 2002
This train wreck of a picture has been reappearing on FLIX lately and, just for laughs, I tried to watch it again, thinking maybe it wasn't as bad as I remembered. I was wrong. It is still unwatchable. Don't get me wrong, I am a big fan of campy, bad, B movies, but this thing is unbearable. It's not even a good "bad" movie (no cheescake or obvious production gaffes or inadvertently funny dialogue). No, this movie is rambling, pointlessly oddball, plotless, and just too too long. Just a lot of odd characters, some of them in rubber suits, and agonizingly slow action and dry, overacted dialogue. It takes forever to get going and then never goes anywhere. As I watched I wanted to recut the film and excise all the extraneous fat, though I don't think that would help much--there would be nothing left. You can't fix a film like this; you just have to start over.

So, unless you're a white male geek between the ages of 18 and 30 who hasn't had a date in years (you know who you are), this film likely won't be for you. From what I can tell, the geekier a guy is (socially backward, nerdy sense of humor, etc.) the more likely he'll enjoy this movie.

The first time I saw Banzai was in the theatre I wasn't the one who drove so I had to stay--I was ready to leave 10 minutes into the show. But this time on TV I had the remote and when I couldn't take any more, I happily switched to another channel. Ahhhhh. . .

Don't say I didn't warn you. . .
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Catch-22 (1970)
9/10
Funny yet disturbing. . .
17 December 2000
I recall hearing Catch 22 author Joseph Heller state that he started writing the book by writing the ending first and then working on the beginning and so on, back and forth. I'm not sure if he was telling the truth, but the book is certainly based on his own experiences as a bomber pilot in WWII and the book/movie's nonlinear, stream of consciousness structure is an obvious demonstration of the randomness and madness of war. An earlier post said that this movie reveals that at heart wars occur because people are selfish and stupid, and I think that is correct. Even though this movie is funny it reminds us of this unpleasant fact, so we avoid the movie altogether.

Made back in the early 70s during that brief period when Hollywood actually made intelligent and artistic first-run movies, the film is an excellent piece, from its all star ensemble cast to its writing and pacing. The movie is also a sad reminder of how shallow and simplistic and adolescent movies are today. Even fine films like Saving Private Ryan have much less complexity and trust their audience less to contemplate the possibility of an amoral and senseless universe. The mythic characters, comic book pacing, and sacred three act narrative structure and tight endings--even sad ones--that tie up all the loose ends and make us feel good about ourselves and our country are the order of the day. And with this new administration look for more movies that pat ourselves on the back rather than question. ..
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Real Life Much More Exciting
16 October 2000
Years ago, movies USED to be funny. No more. Now they're just tasteless and painful, thrown together by Hollywood insiders who haven't had dinner in a normal middle class home in years and have no idea what life is like for most of us. Nowadays, the characters in movies are not inspired by real life flesh and blood people but by other characters in other movies (in this case I believe the moviemakers are mining Stiller's role in Something About Mary). In this picture, the main character is a nurse who has a smoking problem. Huh? I am sure there are a few nurses who smoke, but the vast majority of the ones I know don't, but hey, who cares about accuracy, this is a movie. And besides, a nurse who smokes is really funny, right? The father, played in his best scenery-chewing fashion by erstwhile Hollywood screen icon Robert DeNiro (is anyone besides me tired of seeing his grimacing face up on the big screen in every other movie?), is so over the top mean that it's hard to guess what's at all funny about him. He has pictures up in his den of himself with world leaders even though was actually a CIA agent with a cover. Whatever.

And then there's the lame attempts at humor and comic timing in the plot. Caught in a lie about living on a farm, the Stiller character makes up a story that he once milked a cat (the bride-to-be's family has a beloved cat). Ho ho. The slow pacing of the movie only amplifies the staleness of the many bad jokes like this one.

I would love to tell you what I thought of how the movie turned out, but I got tired of watching a bunch of actors in obnoxious, unfunny situations portraying people you would only see in a movie so I left early and went home to talk to some real characters. It wasn't a movie but it was much more entertaining.
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