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Book of Love (2022)
3/10
Forgive me Father, it has been 5 years since my last... review
20 February 2022
Yep, 5 years since I last reviewed a movie on IMDB, but just thought I'd try to save everyone a wasted evening. But if you are going to watch it, be prepared -- the comedy starts IN the film, but ends up being the film itself.

It is such a fun premise (though implausible) and the acting was decent. I laughed my butt off during the first book signing in Mexico. But after that? The story lost a credible path to resolution.

Repeating the same gags over and over became very old. Using the same extras over and over seemed on the cheap. I thought that maybe the writer of this film was guilty of what he'd accused his main character of -- of having no life experience -- but, no, that's not the case. David Quantick is in his 60s, so I'm pretty sure he has some life experience, and he definitely has a lot of writing credits to his name.

I've thought about how one could script doctor this "gone awry" script, but not really sure it could be fixed. There were some missed moments that could have been taken advantage of to give the story a path. Maybe giving the main character and his original book (before translated) a little more respect could have helped give the characters and premise more credibility, thereby providing for a more credible direction and resolution. 1h 6 m was much too long for this film. Maybe a 94 minute edit would help? Not really sure what could be done to fix it.

Oh well. Two hours of water under the bridge.

P. S. Watching Veronica trying to get over the railing in the melodramatic ending was almost worth the watch. But again, you are not laughing with the film, but AT it.
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9/10
Almost Perfect
6 April 2017
The last time I reviewed a movie was 4 years ago when I reviewed "About Time," on which I wrote the following comment, "I just feel like the genre is really worn-out, with not much fresh to offer." Of course, "The Age of Adaline" is not a time travel movie, per se, but there is so much in it that feels like time travel, and I have to say it is fresh, and I loved this movie. The casting was excellent, especially Lively as the lead, and Harrison Ford. Ford's part and his "moments" were just too important to be trusted to anyone else. I just can't imagine anyone but him being able to pull it off. Perfect choice. So why 9, and not a 10. The narration! Just a bunch of unnecessary stuff that was really a blotch on a near perfect film, and took me out of the "romance" of the story. I actually did my own version and dubbed music from other parts of the film over the narration, and I have to say, not only was nothing lost, but I had the joy of watching this film in its perfect 10 version.
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About Time (I) (2013)
6/10
Worn out Genre
8 November 2013
I had great expectations for this film and went to its first showing (10:25am) on opening day. To my surprise, many people were at the showing.

Overall, I was disappointed, but found Domhnall Gleeson's skill and charm in the leading role the most enjoyable element of this film. But the movie itself felt more like a series of skits. Maybe the skit-like feel supported the central theme of this movie (as with most time-travel movies), namely: live for today, relish every moment. Maybe I just feel like the genre is really worn-out, with not much fresh to offer. I did leave the theater with that "tell my wife and children how much I love them everyday, every moment" sort of feeling, but only because I'm extremely sentimental anyway, and need very little to elicit that emotion.

The movie was cast pretty well, but I think Rachel McAdams, at 35, is at the end of her cast-as-a-twenty-something girl. Even bangs/fringe couldn't make me believe it. The film was worth seeing, but save your money and see it on DVD. No rush to see it right away, or need to see it on the big screen.
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The Artist (I) (2011)
10/10
Simply Irresistible
23 January 2012
I loved this film. The lead character was charming, and made me understand completely what my parents and grandparents found so interesting about the cinema of their day. This film never really let me go, from beginning to end. It had a very specific tone, that was never violated (except for a purpose), yet never did I feel it was boring. Its surprises were (usually) subtle, probably appreciated more by those familiar with early cinema. Yet, even those who aren't, could be drawn into the story. Seems like everyone loves this film, and so there is little I can say about this film that hasn't been said. I did feel there was an underlying theme that those who don't love themselves can be loved and admired by everyone, but still have a really hard time loving themselves and others.

One other thing I would comment on is the use of the Bernard Herrmann score during a segment of the film. I thought it was an amazingly intelligent use of the music. The scene was getting just on the edge of being too much for the overall tone of the film, and the score's use telegraphed intensity, yet, because it was a recognizable score used in a previous specific dramatic context, it was almost tongue in cheek, and lightened the mood just enough – almost to melodrama – without losing the serious drama. Honestly, it made me LMAO, while still caring about the character's situation. I would dare to say Bernard Herrmann would have loved it too.
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8/10
Fun!
5 December 2011
Just enough of an intellectual angle to make it interesting, but really just a fun movie. It's fun to think of the what-ifs of meeting the bygone's famous, and to ponder the question: is life really greener on the other side of the time-continuum? and does everyone of every era feel this way? I loved the characterizations of past's characters -- just the way I'd pictured them (except maybe Pablo). Marion Cotillard absolutely devours the camera until there is no camera between you and her. You are invited into her presence, and it is just her and you and you are feeling and hearing what the receiving character is hearing and feeling. She is luminous.

Weaknesses: I thought Wilson's performance was good, but there was no reason for him to be in this role other than star-power. Someone else could have given this role a new dimension, and perhaps the movie a new dimension as well. Same with McAdam's. I think she is a great actress, but maybe only took this part for a chance to be in a Woody movie. Even a one dimensional character needs more than one dimension, but still, I don't think the problem here was with her performance, as much as with casting. Just my opinion.

Overall, I liked it very much.
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1/10
Shocked!
2 December 2011
This movie was simply awful. At first, I thought I was watching a genre parody of "epic" movies. I soon realized that this movie should be included in a study in "what not to do" in film making. From start to finish, the story and dialog were so cliché and unbelievable. The acting was simply terrible. I laughed through most of the film. I thought, "This had to be written by some 19 year old who grew up sitting in front of the VCR without literature or education." Even the music was amateurish. Wow, was I ever shocked at the ending credits to see it was written by M. Night Shyamalan, the music composed by James Newton Howard, and the movie produced by Kennedy and Marshall. How could this happen? Such an embarrassment to a great writer, great composer, and great producers.
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8/10
Coulda been a classic, but
23 May 2010
Really enjoyed this film. A very good story, that had many good moments, one in particular -- if you've seen the film, you know which one I'm talking about. Redgrave made this film. She is amazing, and she gave the story believability. But the film could have been a classic. Two things got in the way. 1) The story was just a little too light, seems like they were trying too hard to make a romantic comedy, instead of letting it be what it was -- probably the money people were responsibly for that one. 2) The two leads were somewhat unlikable, with zero chemistry. She was OK, but he was a Hugh Grant caricature. The pacing of their relationship was way too fast to be believable. I think this story is good enough to be remade, and I think it should be - with a different Sophie and a different Charlie, and maybe a little (please note I said a "little") more serious tone. Other than Sophie and Charlie, I think the film was very well cast.
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Just Write (1997)
8/10
Like/loved it
18 May 2010
I can proudly say I was a Piven fan before it was "cool" to be a Piven fan. OK, now for the movie. Great fantasy, and as for plausibility, I've seen more fantastic things happen in real life (mine), but I'm an optimist, and good things tend to happen to optimists, and of course, these kinds of movies are aimed at such, not at Mr. Pensive, brooding, deep tortured souls. He! He! Good plot, good pace, fair chemistry. This was back in the days when Sherilyn Fenn was actually likable, and as I said, I'm a Pevin fan, and don't think he can be un-likable, even when he is villainous. I think this might have been his first leading role, one where his character wasn't the lead's best friend. But even as "just" the best friend, he shines, steals quite a few scenes, and makes the lead shine brighter. I liked this movie. I own this movie and watch it frequently.
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8/10
Predictable, but charming
18 May 2010
No deep story, just a predictable, but cute, charming story. I had no intention of watching it all the way through, but I found the characters charming, and after I watched it, found myself walking around the house singing the music.

The most interesting thing to me was the statement this film makes on India pop culture -- the language a blend of English and Hindi, probably from the impact of American movies and pop culture, and also from the out-sourcing of software support jobs to India, ala, Bill Gates.

One final comment: I read a news review by an American film critic, criticizing the film for nepotism. How silly! You want the government to take over film making also? You can't hire your relatives to work on your own film? I'm sorry, but I think private biz should be able to hire whomever it wants, related or not. I would prefer to have people I enjoyed working with and trust on my set, related or not.
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The Last Song (2010)
1/10
Where do we start...
19 April 2010
It's been 5 years since I've reviewed a movie on IMDb, but oh... I am compelled! Where do we start? One of the producers has the last name of Cyrus, so I guess that explains a lot. But let's forget Miley's "acting" and address the story itself. I've always thought Sparks overuses death to illicit emotion in his readers/viewers (even though The Notebook and Message in a Bottle are two of my favorite films). But that aside, was there a single un-contrived moment in this film? They (whoever "they" is) tried to squeeze every type of plot device imaginable into this movie. So many cliché conflicts going on, I laughed more times than I can count. Hope I didn't disturb the other two people (both teen-aged girls) in the theater. However, hats off to Kinnear for an honest performance.
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Jagged Edge (1985)
Best comedy of the 80's
6 August 2006
Maybe it's just a dated movie, and all these plot gimmicks have been used so much that we are used to them by now. Maybe if I could go back in time to the 80's and see it I might have a different opinion of it. But this is probably the most laughably contrived movie I have ever seen. I literally laughed aloud several times during this movie. The acting was pathetic, especially Close's performance (who I usually like and respect). You keep hoping for something unique and surprising, yet believable and inevitable, but it never comes. And just when you think it can't be any more contrived, predictable or stupid – comes the ending. Great for laughs. I think the most shocking thing about this film is that it was actually nominated for some awards.
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1/10
Stop it! Please! I'll tell you anything you want to know!
28 March 2005
If the CIA ever needed to get information out of someone, they could just tie them up and force them to watch this movie. They'd be spilling their guts before the movie was over just to get them to stop it.

With several amazing actors, and what seemed to be a decent plot, this movie started off very interesting. But THEN, it started to go one unbelievable place after another, each twist more ludicrous than the one before. I had to watch -- it was like a train wreck. But sadly, I'll never get these two hours (and 6 minutes) back.

I understand the writer not seeing this - you're too close to your own work sometimes to see these things. But how in the world did the actors miss it when reading the script. I'm amazed.
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12:01 (1993 TV Movie)
The only reason I'm writing this review is because...
4 December 2004
...out of all the good reviews from people that liked this film, a crummy review was displaying on the main page.

This movie stuck with me, and every time I watch it I enjoy it all the more. As with Groundhog Day, I enjoy watching this movie over and over. But they are two different movies, altogether.

I must say (without spoiling) that the scene in the office where Jonathan Silverman tells Slater how he feels about her is one of the most touching, romantic, well-played scenes I have ever seen.

I thought the underplayed comedy was great and perfect for Silverman's abilities, and as for Slater and her performance, all I can say is: YUMMY!
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The critics are wrong - as usual!
20 December 2001
Why this movie took such a thrashing from the critics I will never know. Maybe they just didn't know how to catagorize it. But I loved this movie from beginning to end, and every time I see it on TV now, I'll tell myself I'm just going to watch a few minutes of it, but then always end up watching it all the way through. There is just so much entertainment in this film. Great plot, great action, great adventure, great lines, great parody, great... well, great movie.
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Woo! I'm a good director. Woo! We're good actors.
19 December 2000
And the purpose of this film was? I suppose, if you've never experienced this part of American culture, it is a learning experience: a very accurate depiction on the bs reality that many sales-people immerse themselves in. I know. Baldwin's character was so real, it was scary. But did I have to sit through 100 minutes of this? I felt constantly like the director was simply using this vehicle to impress viewers? whoever? with his cinematic style (sorry -- this style was worn out in the 60's/70's). O.K., maybe that was all this film was about: Style. But 100 minutes worth? Sure the actors must have had a ball working with each other, but audience in mind: a 30 minute film would have said everything this film had to say. Woo! Deep! NOT!
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Makes me want to become a film editor
16 December 2000
This film actually had potential. If you are one of the scorched movie goers that Hollywood targets nowadays -- one who needs to be titillated every minute with visual stimulation -- it's a fun movie. But any involvement with the film on a deeper level is quenched by the constant barrage of improbable, silly, overdone, more-more-more, action scenes. The movie served the scenes, instead of the scenes serving the movie/plot/story. And it's such a shame, because, it actually had a decent story premise, but the over-the-top action killed the emotional empathy that I had for any of the characters. The script must be what attracted a fine actor like Scott Glenn -- but then, no actor has control over what finally ends up on the screen. Again, a fun movie if action is all you want -- but this film could have been a lot more.
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10/10
A PERFECT movie
9 July 2000
I can't remember when I've seen a movie without wanting to change at least one line, or shot, or something. Well, this is a movie that I wouldn't change a single line, single shot, single edit, single note, single look or nuance of voice and facial expression. This is a perfect film -- in form and content. Every line and every edit follows and enunciates the emotional heart of this movie. It IS poetry - from beginning to end. F__kin' deadly!
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A Christmas Carol (1999 TV Movie)
A Near 10!
13 December 1999
All the performers were outstanding, but Patrick Stewart's performance was magnificent! I have always loved George C. Scott's wonderful performance (1984), and now I have a second performance/interpretation that I love. Only one thing that I found wrong with the whole movie: though the special effects were very good, and greatly contributed to the story, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED WITH THE SPECIAL EFFECTS ON THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE. Did they run out of money or something? Gee! It was like a spot on an otherwise beautiful movie. If they really were out of money, they could have just left out the "flashlights for eyes" and it would have been much better. Oh, well. Maybe they will fix it digitally someday, so that this near perfect telling, will be perfect.
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Sliding Doors (1998)
8/10
They pulled it off!
7 November 1999
A very interesting cinematic experiment (has this even been done before?). I had my doubts as to whether or not they could pull it off, and watched just to see if they could. Bingo! Give Peter Howitt and Gwyneth Paltrow and all the rest of the cast and crew a cigar. Not only did they do it, but they did it well. A very interesting and poignant film. Loved the recurring theme (the sliding doors) so judiciously placed. Gwyneth Paltrow has that rare quality that actors like James Stewart, Grace Kelly, and a few others had, namely; you just like who she is no matter what she's doing on screen, and you really care about her character, no matter what character she's playing. I sort of knew how it was going to end, but no one expects a Spanish Inquisition? :-)
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10/10
One of my all time favorites
19 June 1999
Good plot, good casting, each character played to perfection. Excellent chemistry between all. Genuinely touching movie.
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Disappointed
15 May 1999
Hitchcock's "Dial M for Murder" was a movie to be remembered, but this remake was a disappointment. It had real potential, and would have been great, had they taken advantage of David Suchet's great acting ability, and his character, which was a central character in the original film. But instead, they relegated his character to the background, and then, to and insult to injury, changed the Hitchcock ending from a sizzle, to a fizzle. Worth seeing, but nothing compared to the original.
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Noah's Ark (1999)
Velveeta taste much better!
9 May 1999
Cheesiest movie I have ever seen - from the plot, to the acting, to the "un-special" effects. Did they do ANY historical, chronological, or biblical research at all? If I were an actor, I would be embarrassed to be associated with this project.
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If more is less, you couldn't get any more!
7 March 1999
Ouch! Such potential. Such a flop. ZERO chemistry between Williams and Sciorra. Too much time spent trying to convince us these people were in love. To much time trying to convince us that all religions are one. "Too much" and "trying to convince" are the key words here. A preachy movie trying to pretend it wasn't preaching. Nothing subtle about it. Big Stars, big budget, and spectacular special effects, failed to accomplish what SOMEWHERE IN TIME (from the same writer [novel], and producer) successfully accomplished in spite of some bad acting and a near zero-budget.
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