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Unwatchable
6 August 2006
As an avid fan of all genres of movies and an employee of a local movie store, I treat every new release with the same regard before previewing them. I like to give every movie the benefit of the doubt because I know every customer has a different taste on movies. When I am asked to recommend movies to customers, I will ask them their likes and dislikes and try to match their likes to a movie that would suit them, even if it was a movie I found lacking.

That being said, I would not recommend "Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector" to ANYONE. Even those customers who enjoy low brow humor would find this "movie's" antics unfunny and disgusting. High brow comedy lovers would find it intolerable. Low brow comedy lovers would find it too over the top trying to be funny. "Rednecks" should be offended by it. Of all the different types of customers I have encountered during my time at the movie store, I cannot think of one who would enjoy this type of "movie." I watched the first 10-15 minutes of the "movie" and had to shut it off. It is the first time I have ever turned off a movie simply because it was that bad of a movie. I made it through other such notable movies: "Jackass: The Movie," "Gigli," "Date Movie," and the "Scary Movie" series without turning off the television in disgust. I tried turning it back on and watching it and it only got worse. At no point does it redeem itself!

Take my advice. Save your money on this movie. See if the video store has "White Coats" or "The Matador" for some good off beat humor. Don't lower yourself to such a level. Maybe if people don't rent or buy it, "movies" like this will stop being made!
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Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (2002 Video Game)
Most Addictive Game EVER!
11 August 2003
Okay, my story of my Vice City addiction begins my freshman year of college, where I first played it on PS2 of a guy across the hall. Lemme tell you, I was hooked (as he had been for the last few months). I couldn't wait to get it for PC (cause I'm to cheap to buy the PS2). When I got it, I played it for hours at a time, because there's always something to do in that game, and it is challenging. Unlike most games, there are hundreds of missions, and thousands of things you can do within the game. The graphics are great, as are the cars you can "barrow". This is a must buy game, and perfect to play when you get bored. My advice, if you go to college, leave it at home, because you will be too tempted to play it. Once you get started, it's hard to put down.

10 of 10!!!
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"Chambragne! It's shampoo...for your brain!"
1 June 2003
One of the greatest poorly animated talk shows by a washed up superhero of all time...wait...nevermind. Anyway, you have to have a special breed of humor to appreciate what SG:C2C has to offer. The greatest episode has to be when he interviews Bob Costas. My sides almost split, and I laugh everytime I see it. I wish they'd make more, because they have had some great famous celebrities and some that weren't so famous, but were still great. The newer episodes are better, and this show only improves with age.
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Trigger Happy TV (2000–2016)
NOT the British "Jackass"
4 April 2003
Okay, I hear a lot of people say that this is the British form of "Jackass," but that is far from the truth. What the Brits do is not crude, gross out humor, where they staple their body parts or run around trying to inflict pain on each other. A little more random acts of insanity occur in "Trigger Happy" as opposed to the random acts of stupidity in "Jackass." Trigger happy is the kind of stuff you and your friends could do (and believe me we have) and not get arrested for it. One of the greatest moments ever was where one was dressed in a a turtle outfit and was waiting at a cross walk. The cars stopped, he got down on his knees and slowly crossed. After about a minute and a half another guy dressed in a rabbit outfit ran passed him. London motorists laughed, I laughed, all my friends laughed. The stuff is classic, and I recommend watching the new seasons on Comedy Central...

10/10!!!
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