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1/10
This Movie Suck
20 July 2003
Well Mr. Speilberg did it again.I'm waitng for him to make an adult movie.this one is the worse of the bunch.I agree there is lots of special effects and maybe too much.I watch this thing twice and I'm so dazzle by the special effects that I lost track of the story.I might not be fair to Mr. Cruise I never like this actor but in this movie his talent is completly lost.Do yourself a favor and stay away from this crap.What a waste of money.
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Dead Sexy (2001 Video)
6/10
Why was this movie ever made?
1 August 2002
For me to write a bad revue of a Shannon Tweed's movie,has to be very bad.I've been following Shannon's movie progress since the first one she made wich I own.In this movie wich she is the star was a blow for me because when you see Shannon's name it means nudity and sexy scenes,but in this one she does not carry the movie as the star.Every girl that appear in this so call movie is naked,except Shannon Tweed the Star.Why did she follow that route after establishing her name in those so call erotic thriller is beyond me.I love Shannon's work most of the time.She is not a great actress but she is a good one.When I bought this movie, since Shannon Tweed was the star I was expecting the same kind of good work like she did before.Not this time,not even close.Lots of shots of her face and legs,one sex scene and she use a body double.I'm Canadian like she is.I really hope she won't finish a good stack of work on this note.When I bought Shannon's movie I knew I would get beauty ,sensuality and good acting.It is sad for me to distrust an actress that I use to love and trust in her work.So so sad to end that way.
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1/10
A Total Flop
30 June 2002
I saw a few comments made about this movie.When I think that peoples actualy pays $12.00 to see this crap,it is sad.That's what it cost here in Canada to see a movie.I'm one of the lucky ones I bought this crap for $3.99.The first one was good and funny.This one the jokes are bad and for nudity you get a flash of breasts for about 20 seconds and thats it.They did brought bad the original cast but I don't know why.Jim character and Michelle are the only ones that has value in this movie.Tara Reid Shannon Elizabeth and Mena Suvari are useless in this,when I think they got paid for this,that's not good the money could had been use for something a lot more better than this movie.Shannon Elizabeth shine in the first one but in this one you ask yourself what the hell she suppose to do do in this movie you see her for about 5 minutes and with a bad accent on top of that.Please do not compare this bad movie with the likes of Porky this is an insult.So if you this title American Pie 2 Stay Away.Bad very Bad Movie.
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10/10
VERY GOOD MOVIE
25 August 2001
I got this movie because of Sybil Danning and what a movie.I almost didn't recognize Sybil in this she is so young.This is the best movie about abortion.It is frank,honest and direct.In West-Germany in the 70's they use to put you in jail if you had an abortion.You follow a few of those girls going through the mill when they want an abortion.This version is in english and well dubbed.If you get the chance to see this movie you will love it.The english title is IN TROUBLE (English Version)
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Second Skin (2000)
7/10
Bad Ending
21 August 2001
This movie is very good except for the ending.It is suppose to be a surprise to me it was a let down and a big one at that.The story is well construct you come to care for the two main characters and then wham the ending.I own a few of those movies with that ending but this one it does not work at all.Sam and Crystal goes through so much together to end this way is stupid.I can't explain without revealing this bad ending so see the movie it is good only the last 4 minutes are stupid.The acting is very good except one character you see only three times,what is she in this movie I don't know.That's why the ending is so bad.But see it it is worth the price of the renting.I give it a 7 out of ten,I was so mad when I saw the ending that I give it a 7 but on the whole movie beside my reservation on the ending it is worth a 9 out of ten.
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Stardom (2000)
3/10
Very Very BAD
8 August 2001
I love Denys Arcand he made some very good movies.Love and Human Remains,The Decline of the America Empire and more but this is BAD.This is not a movie but a documentary and a bad one at that.There is no storie for over a 100 min. you follow a beautiful girl with big breasts and a nice smile going through some stupid situations.If you want to see what the life a supermodel really is rent GIA.Gia is a little dramatic but a least is true.I cannot beleive that a Canadian director made this trash.Too much hype around a movie that did not deserve this kind of attention.Stay away from this trash.If you want to be bore then rent it.
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1/10
So Sad
4 August 2001
I own Wings of Desire and let me tell you you cannot compare those two movies.In Wings of Desire you can feel everything the characters feels.In city of Angels you are left with an hunger for more with Meg Ryan character.I like Meg a lot she is beautiful and a good actrice but she never finish her work properly.In this film she does it again,when Nicholas Cage is behind her and caressing her you know what he is doing but the only thing you see is Meg face and the love scene is worst all during the love scene what you see is two close-up of Meg and Nicholas.Again he is caressing Meg but the close-up are so close you don't know what the hell is he touching.It took me three viewing of this scene to find out it was her tommy.Meg is too clean and proper to make a good love scene.Since she does not do nudity I knew I would be left with something missing and I was and yet this movie is good for Meg Ryan fans.She is lovely but to make a movie like this she needed to make us feel what she feels when being touch by Nicholas but it is not there.My mistake was too see Wings of desire.In Wings when the woman is touch by the angel you see her touch you can almost feel the sensations she feels,that's what Meg is missing.You need to see when where and how she is being touch but Meg is more worry about her nudity on screen and that's too bad.This movie needed somebody who could'nt careless about nudity but give us a complete range of emotions that include a little bit of nudity.Make you feel what she feels.If you are a fan Meg Ryan for her face this is the right movie if not you will feel you are missing a full range of emotions except maybe feeling sorry for the angel.This movie should had been a T.V. movie all the main emotions are missing.
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5/10
This is a DISASTER
26 July 2001
I love comedy but is far from being a comedy.This movie is a vehicle for Mena Suvari.I can accept the way she acted in American Pie,she was perfect in America Beauty but for her third time out is a fiasco She too old to play a virgin and it does not sound true since she is married.But the point is this using her in another sex comdie was the wrong choice.The father is a Adult Film director who direct girls having sex dress in a bathing suit.I don't think that the director of this trash ever saw a porn movie.There is 36 second of nudity in this movie,once in the limousine and another time in a dressing room.This is not a movie about sex but about an actress who made a good movie with her own nudity but in this one she is not even sexy.It is too bad. I was so enrage when I saw this trash I trow it in the garbage.I like Mena Suvari but since she is married I think we can forget about nudity from now on.Anybody who own American Beauty better keep it safe because I think this is her first and last time she will be naked on film.It is not only the lack of nudity but when you see two great actors like Bob Hoskins and Robert Loggia making fools of themselfs it's sad.I own a lot of movies from those two actors but none as bad as this one.Don't be fool by the sex thing there is none in this trash and the jokes are horrible and the acting is worse.This is my last movie I will own of Mena Suvari since she will never be as good,pretty or sexy and nude as she was in American Beauty.I feel bad for the peoples who paid $8.50 to see this TRASH.STAY AWAY
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Lost & Found (I) (1999)
1/10
This is a DISASTER
15 July 2001
I saw Something About Mary and comparing this trash to that movie is an insult.Nothing in this movie is funny except maybe the credits.The lead character is so dull and dead there is no life in that Comic who is he?The movie is slo and too long.I wacht that movie twice and I came to the same conclusion what a waste of talent.Sophie Marceau is a good actress she should be use better she got the talent,but this movie is not to be compare to There's Something ABout Mary it is not the same quality.Don't spend money on renting it it's not worth it.
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The Ice Storm (1997)
1/10
Very Very BAD
9 July 2001
I Got quite a library of movie close to a thousand and I made the mistake to buy this trash and what a mistake.The sad thing about it is that most actors in it I love.Kevin Kline,Joan Allen and Sigourney Weaver what the hell they doing in a flop like this.There is no life in this movie all characters are suppose to be looking for something and I don't think after 113 min. they find it.I live in the 70 sexual revolution and beleive me we were a lot more alive and sexy.I try to follow there dilema but I really could not.Movies like this should not be made by good actors.They walked around like zombies no life,no feelings.If you see this title Stay Away.
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Cruel Intentions 2 (2000 Video)
6/10
Stay Away
8 July 2001
This movie could have been good,but the acting is so bad I could'nt beleive it.Robin and Mimi are not bad for what they have to work with.All the female cast except for Cherry and the twins do not know what it means to be sexy.The Kathryn and Danielle characters are the worst.Where do they find those actresses are beyond me.I own this movie but I'm not proud of it.I keep it for one reason the twins in the shower and yet I don't know who they are no credit in the IMDB listing of credits or at the end of the movie.I never saw the first Cruel Intentions because of Miss Gellar this actress should stay on Buffy you don't need to know that much about acting to be in this serie.Well to my surprise they hire somebody as bad as Miss Gellar.Amy talks a lot but when it come to nudity is as bad as Miss Gellar.But what gets me the most where is the rest of this movie,it suppose to be 90 min.but what you get is 86 min. credits include.This movie is a total waste of money but a good deal of bad acting.
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4/10
Pure Waste
4 July 2001
I like Robert Altman but this movie is a total waste of good talent.I wish he had use his actors like he did in Short Cuts bit he din't too bad.Richard Gere is fantastic in this movie so is Helen Hunt and Shelley Long.The rest of the cast is useless.Tara Reid,Kate Hudson and an a fat Liv Tyler should had been use at there full potential but they were not.All these girls are very sexy but in this movie they all overdress what a shane since Robert Altman is know to undress his actresses not in this one.They say that this movie a comedy/romance/drama what a laugh.Two scenes are worth a smile,where is the romance and the drama is so stupid and none existent that after the first 10 minutes the movie is over.When after seeing Short Cuts I saw this trash what a let down.I think my big mistake was to view Short Cuts first.Do not go by the R rating there barely any nudity.In a positive note to see good acting from Richard Gere again was worth thr two houres I lost on this Pure Waste.
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Woman on Top (2000)
1/10
What A WASTE
30 June 2001
This movie is a bad joke.Even the rating is a joke it should had been PG.Penelope Cruz is a hell of a actrees,why in the hell she got involve in this project will be a mistery to me for a long time.They rated this trash R for strong sexuality, there is one scene almost at the end where she make love with her ex and even that they manage to screw up.Penelope is one of the sensual actress I've seen in this so call sexy movie she look so cold and out of place.They use her face and body (breast which you don't see by the way)like a Barbi Doll.The love scenes are the worse.I owne two movie of this actress Jamon,Jamon and Open Your Eyes men that girl can act a storm to use an actress just for her beauty is bad enough but to amke her look dumb and stupid is very sad.Please anyone don't be fool by the rating and what it's say's on the box it's not there.
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8/10
Big Surprise
30 June 2001
I'm a big fan of Kelly Lynch and in this little movie she did it again she can act.The story is good and the action is fast enough to keep you interest going.Joe Mantegna and an actress I never heard of Naomi Watts did a fairly good job.J.T Walsh os fantastic again.I'm going to miss him a lot he was a great actor.So movie fans if you got the chance to see this movie in a video store try it it's worth the rental fee.Enjoy
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Get Carter (2000)
5/10
Very Very BAD
26 June 2001
This movie should have not be made.Get Carter with Michael Caine is better and more sexy.Mr. Stallone look like a fish out of water.There suppose to be some sexuality where is it.The character Doreen is being drug up and boose up but what you see is a lot of flashing.This is very distracting So you guest something happens to her but what ,you find out about 10 minutes later.I love Stallone but this is beneath him.Great actors like Miranda Richardson Mickey Rourke does'nt save this trash.Usualy when Rourke is in a movie sex follow but not in this one.Please Mr Stallone you don't need the money anymore make a good movie your fans needs it.So anybody who sees this STAY AWAY.
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The Last Stop (2000)
7/10
Good thriller
18 June 2001
I own this movie and I love Canadian Movies but hire an actress like Rose I don't understand.She is completly useless in this movie just a name that's all.The rest of the cast is good,good enough to make this little thriller work.I was surprise by the plot which is not the first time it was used.But those unknown actors did very well even Jergen,I'm not a big fan of his but I liked him in this movie.If you got the chance to see it go for it.
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1/10
Very Dull
13 June 2001
This movie got nothing to enjoy.The Women are beautiful and that's all.Kimberly williams is suppose to strip wow!she takes her blouse off.She should stick to roles like father of the bride no risk there.So what you got is four women who talk about sex and four guys who are as stupid as the girls are.What a waste of money and talent.I cannot care for any of the characters.My mistake was to watch this movie after I saw body shots.The girls in this movie does more than talk they actualy take their clothes off when they make love.
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Coming Soon (1999)
1/10
Very Very BAD
17 March 2001
This movie is an insult to anybody who has a brain.I saw a lot of teens movies but this one was compare to American Pie that was worse.Three girls who talk about sex for 90 minutes is bad enough but the love scenes are the worse I ever saw.They even take a Bath with their bra and panties.The girls are cute and that's about all.to think that a woman directed this movie is very sad.Please DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE.Good for the garbage only.
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8/10
Two who are looking for their love lost in their relationship.
1 June 2000
I love this movie.My only problem with this movie is the version I bought is edited,some good scenes are missing.Mr. Bertolucci is a master at his craft.Both main actors did a splendid job.I recommend this movie.
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