Reviews

I had to watch this show one time to see what all the fuss was about, and why this show was getting alot of attention.After one episode, I don't understand why this show is doing so well. IT WAS BORING!! Watching Ozzy bitch because one of their 20 dog's that live in the house with them sh*** on the floor and isn't quite housebroke yet. Watching Sharon argue with the kids and to see how many times they can say the f-word. Yea, this is entertainment..........whatever. Give me the Bundy's anyday.

This movie was one of the worst I've ever seen. This makes ANY Paulie Shore movie look like Gone With The Wind. With the passing of Chris Farley,we know there won't be a sequel..........Thank God. Nothing in this movie was funny..........nothing. I understand why Gene Siskel walked out on it, I would have too if I had wasted my time going to the theater to see this trash.

I don't know which is worse: this or any Pauly Shore movie. I didn't laugh once ( I smiled a few times ) and fell asleep after 20 minutes. My wife loved it. Brittany Daniel was the best thing this movie had to offer. A big thumbs down!!!!

Couldn't stand this movie from the get-go. I like Dustin Hoffman's performance and Robin Williams was ok, but the Lost Boy's were the most irritating group of brats I'd ever seen. I had wished the alligator would have ate all of them. The over-rated Julia Roberts was equally tolerating.

As a reader of Dick Tracy growing up in the 60's and early 70's I couldn't wait to get to the theater and see this movie when it came out, and I wasn't disappointed. The colors, the makeup, and the unforgettable villains make this one of my all-time favorites. Now if they would have included Mr. Bribery and Ugly Christine in with the other villains this movie would stand alone as my all-time favorite.

I don't get the "Alien"connection and besides it's not a bad B-movie with suspense and gore. Take the movie for face value and enjoy. Robert Englund in a role before his "Freddie" movies and Zalman King before "Red Shoe Diaries".

I enjoy the weekly show on Comedy Central. I laughed out loud at "Baseketball". This movie was way too long and was profane for profane's sake. I can take a movie with glimpses of bad taste but this piece of crap let a bad taste in my mouth the whole way through. Only funny in a few places but otherwise dull and way, way too much profanity. STAY AWAY!!!!

One of my favorite Saturday morning kids shows growing up. My favorite segment was "Danger Island" which also featured a young Jan-Michael-Vincent, but who at that time was billed as Michael Vincent.I wish the Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon would show the reruns.

How in the world can anyone watch this crap? Reality programming is boring anyway. Who cares how people interact closed up inside a house, or who gets seduced on a deserted island ( i.e. Temptation Island, another loser show). Take all your "Reality Programming" and flush it down the toilet!!

One of my all-time favorite Stooge comedies. The boys are private eyes trying to help their client, Nell, retrieve her "i.o.u." from Double Deal Decker. Whenever Curly sees a mouse he goes crazy, and the only way to calm him is to feed him cheese. This situation happens several times in this short, usually when the boys find themselves in a tense situation with Double Deal Decker.

My second favorite vampire movie behind "Dusk till Dawn". There are similarities between the two movies beside the obvious, they both have tongue-in-cheek humor, blood, gore and babes. Dennis Miller plays..... well, he basically plays himself minus the $5.00 college words as he's a down and out private eye. He has the best lines in the movie, hands down. If you like the first "Dusk till Dawn" movie, you should enjoy this.

Don't get me wrong, I love zombie movies, but this one tested my patience from beginning to end. First of all, the make-up was terribly second rate.I've seen better make-up jobs at Halloween. Also, these zombies don't stagger about and claw at people. They have the agility and coordinaton of living humans. They run, jump, handle weapons and operate machine guns. By the way, how did these zombies get a hold of such an assortment of weapons in the first place?( i.e. hatchets, axes, sickles, knives, swords, and the aforementioned machine guns) At the Zombie Farm and Fleet?Don't waste your time with this crap.

Pretty good psychological thriller if you ask me.Not as good as the first, [for one you can see Morty's eyes blink in one scene] and the name "Morty" has got to be the dumbest name for a "monster".A decent ending also sold me on this movie. If you liked the first one, you should like this one.

This is the only "Nemesis" movie I've seen, and it will be the only one. Way too talky to be considered science fiction, and much overexposure of Steroid Sue's physical "assets". If buffed women are your thing, check out any movie with Rachel McLish.

I really , really tried to watch this movie all the way through, about 4 times, but failed each time. Overlong and sooo boring, I never really cared about the characters at all. I thought this movie would be about the efforts by police and later the capture of the Son of Sam killer, but instead I got 3 or 4 boring subplots that ran 2 hours 30 minutes. Patoohie!!

Just for the record, I want to correct an error I made in my review of this movie from August 1. In my haste to trash this movie I mistakenly referred to the "Linc" character as having an I.Q. of 2, when I meant the "PETE" character was the most annoying of the three. Everything else from my previous review still stands,......Mod Squad sucks.

I rarely watched this show unless I was drop dead bored. Some of the videos were funny when they weren't staged and it seemed most of the time any video involving kids would win the prize at the end of the show over any "adult" video. But then again, you can only watch an adult getting hit below the belt with an object so many times to go along with the annoyingly corny voice-overs from Mr. Bob.I'm surprised the show has lasted as long as it has.

TV Guide gave this movie a "1" star review. After watching this mess I agree 100%. The guy who played "Linc" had an I. Q. of 2, and was totally annoying, and none of the 3 main characters seemed to gel very well. And what's up with Greer getting killed!? Another scene that was pointless was Linc and his parents. Don't waste your time with this turkey.

Christopher Scott Cherot is impressive with his many talent's as far as this movie goes, but something is missing, like a few more laughs. I just didn't think it was all that funny, with the impression that this was a romantic comedy. I did like the character he played, Lee Plenty, as he was the most likable. Chenoa Maxwell, who played Hav, even though she is very attractive, was very irritating in this movie. Definitely worth a look, though.

But not as funny as I had hoped.Another clunker for Chase who's best work was in "Fletch" and "National Lampoon's Vacation". It even copies the ending credits style of "Vacation" with the photographs of the family. Watch once and fuhgetaboutit.

If you thought MANOS was bad, watch this one . You've got 3 or 4 bad movies in one here [depending on your interpretation]. The movie opens with some poachers stealing nightingale eggs, then jumps quickly to a whining recording artist "WHO STINKS", shifts quickly again to a backwoods family with a mother who all but ignores her kid, and a grumpy old man. Last but not least you have the "Pod People". They look like a walking anteater with a gorilla's body [except these aliens are about the size of ALF] All of these sub-plots come together in one convoluted mess. The opening scenes shown with the credits are from an entirely different movie! My favorite scene is when "Trumpy" uses his telekinetic powers. I also got a kick on how these aliens killed people; all they have to do is slap you, and your dead! Only, and I mean only, watch this with Joel and the 'bots.

This movie is as bad as it gets. It's not surprising that at least 3 actors committed suicide after making this mess. Lets look at the elements of the movie: You have a family on vacation, who get lost and wind up at "The Masters" house in nowheresville, and Mike, knucklehead that he is, insists that he, his wife, and daughter spend the night. You have Torgo, some kind of man-goat who walks and acts like he's had one too many and fondles women who takes care of the place while the "Master" is away, and don't forget "The Master"; who is supposed to be some kind of menacing evil priest but comes across as a laughing hyena. Throw in 5 or 6 nubile women in nightgowns claiming to be "The Masters" wives; all they do is argue and wrestle each other. Watch ONLY with Joel and the 'bots, It's one of their best efforts.

I love these type of movies,( All the Naked Guns, Airplane!, Hot Shots!, etc. ), But this one had one problem. IT WASN'T FUNNY! I couldn't even watch the whole thing, I was falling asleep! It's a shame Lloyd Bridges had to end his movie career on such a lame note. Watch BASEketball if you want to laugh out loud!

But worth a look. Slow moving at times, it might look like a Friday the 13th rip-off but has some interesting special effects, and also, you won't believe the ending! Special note: the actor that plays the killer in this movie also played "Lurch" in the two Addams Family movies.