Could of been great but in all honesty I didnt really get it. What was the point in the movie? It was all over the place with no real story and no real answers. It was slow and boring for most of the movie. Felt rushed. I like Kano in Top Boy but in this it just felt like he didn't want to be here. Such a shame because it could of been a great movie. But it really didn't produce anything. And the ending sucked booty hole. The future of London hey? Could of made it look a bit worse at least. Ian Wright as Lord Kitchener was a surprise but probably one of the few characters I liked even though his role was fairly small. Overall a massive disappointment of a movie 2.5/10 for me.
Reviews
17 Reviews
No One Will Save You
(2023)
What a load of rubbish
23 January 2024
Wtf was that? Probably one of the worst movies I've ever seen. The aliens were absolutely hilarious. And the girl was annoying as hell. Absolute tripe. Would rather watch a re run of the teletubies on repeat for a week then sit through this again. Have you seen them in black and white??? That's the stuff of nightmares. But as for this abomination it's a 1 star for me. How it's got such high rating I'll never know. Maybe Stevie Wonder would enjoy it but then again all he'd hear is the actress sighing, moaning and crying. So yeah again absolute load of rubbish. I don't know what else to say really. Just what a disappointment.
Fall
(I) (2022)
Sweaty palms
4 March 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Holy hell. My palms were sweating instantly as they started the climb up the tower. From then onwards they were wetter than an otters pocket. My fear of heights just got worse thanks to this movie. I like it how they were more worried about dying from thirst than the 2000 ft fall below them hahaha. Safe to say this is a valuable lesson to all. Don't climb old abandon rusty 2000 ft towers in the middle of the desert..... considering 90% of the movie is them on top of a tower it still keep me entertained throughout. The two leading actresses were likeable and thankfully not irritating like most these days. Overall I really enjoyed this movie. Edge of your seat stuff.
Timeless
(2016–2018)
So much love for this
5 January 2023
Warning: Spoilers
I loved this. Great Sci Fi action show. Yeah it's got its faults but overall its one of my favourites now. Plenty of twists. Rufus is my favourite character. Going from shy nerd to action hero. Flynn from baddy to sacrificing his life for all. Wyatt and Lucys cheesy love story added the romance. Connor just being british. And Denise being mother figure to them all running the team. Plus i now have a mad crush of Jiya. Just can't believe there's gonna be no more. So much crap on our TV at the moment and they cancel great series like this!! Let's hope someone can re ignite this series again!!!!!
Malignant
(I) (2021)
Utter Shxte
27 December 2021
Quick possibly the worst movie I've ever seen. I'd rather watch Paris Hiltons The Hottie or the Nottie on repeat with my grandmother than put myself through that pain ever again. Honestly what was you thinking Mr Wan. You're mother should have your pants down and give you a thorough spanking for that monstrosity.
Modern Family
(2009–2020)
Almost perfect
11 May 2020
How have I never seen this before..... I've just got to season 3 in a couple days and wow it's so bloody good. Has had me in stitches non stop. Great cast, great acting, great story writing. So much love. I can't turn turn it off haha
Brothers
(I) (2009)
Absolute love
24 November 2019
Not many films have made me well up but this one seriously did, nearly as much as Marley and Me. This movie is by far Toby Maguires best performance ever. A near perfect movie. Minor clichés that can easily be overlooked. An easy 8/10
The Hate U Give
(2018)
Almost Perfect
1 September 2019
Wow.... I'm a 31 year old man and this film bought me to tears. Beautiful written. The lead actress was flawless. Amongst the rest of the cast they were simply incredible. One of the best movies I've ever seen.
"We all bleed the same colour"
Is this a joke right?
1 August 2019
Fast and the furious? Haha behave! From racing cars to saving the world. I mean what the hell. Yeah this is a good cheesy action film but shouldn't be included in the FF franchise. Please just take fast and furious back to its roots
Searching
(III) (2018)
Wow just wow... What a rollercoaster of emotions
8 July 2019
Where do I start... What an incredible film. Very well done. So many emotions thrown into one film. Edge of your seat stuff with a hella twist. So emotional from start to finish. Easily one of best films I've ever seen
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