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Coven of Evil (2020)
1/10
If Carlsberg made terrible movies...
10 August 2020
Is this the worst movie ever made? Maybe, maybe not. Wooden acting, terrible plot, absolute garbage! Ps "All hail Satani"!
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Becky (II) (2020)
4/10
Teenage Kicks
21 June 2020
Becky is based on a decent premise, the grieving teenager who snaps into a vengeful daughter, but not enough to sustain 90 mins of movie. The Nazi element makes it current (unfortunately) but otherwise it's a very shallow plot. Interesting to see where she goes with that key though...
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Be Afraid (2017)
3/10
Average, formulaic horror
6 June 2020
Slick production, but otherwise this is a paint by numbers horror, following an worn-out path to a very predictable conclusion.
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7/10
A film for fans
1 June 2020
If you're a fan, watch it - you'll love it. If you're not a fan - don't bother; this movie isn't for you. The movie was made as much for Kevin and (more so) Jason than anyone else. A nice sprinkling of sentimentality, with some touching moments (both Kevin and Jason's children are in it). Can get a bit mired in its own nostalgia at times, but we should let them have this one - they've earned it.
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Halloween II (2009)
1/10
Even worse than H20
30 May 2020
Even worse than Zombie's Halloween remake, this could be the worst movie in the Halloween series. Sheri Moon on a white horse sums it all up.
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Halloween (2007)
2/10
Over the (Sheri) Moon
30 May 2020
Zombie puts his own unique spin on a classic, which is a mistake because his unique spin involves Sheri Moon and poor directing. The whole backstory was irrelevant and takes a lot away from the menace of the original. Skip it and go straight to Carpenter's recent reboot, which is a great movie.
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1/10
Lazy and confused
30 May 2020
Wager thin plot, drab acting, and completely uninspired. It's not often I will say a movie is terrible, but this is terrible.
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Bloodshot (2020)
5/10
An average Vin Diesel Movie
30 May 2020
Vin Diesel as a super solider/jacked up badass with a moral code, Guy Pierce as the smart supervillain, and a good looking female sidekick. Could be Fast and Furious 17, could be any Vin Diesel action movie that's relatively easy to consume.
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7/10
Surreal, strange... and brilliant?
23 May 2020
This is definitely one of the strangest things I've seen, and I've seen a lot of strange things. Visually stunning, and borderline genius.
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Midsommar (2019)
9/10
Horrific, but not horror
23 May 2020
This is an exceptional movie, but not for all tastes. It's horrific in parts, but definitely not a traditional horror movie. I can understand why the average 'consumer' of routine horror movies didn't like it, as it requires more thought and emotional involvement than the average consumer is prepared to invest in a movie. If you want gore and shocks, stick to Rob Zombie trash. If you want to be emotionally challenged, then this is for you.
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Death House (2017)
1/10
Awful!
14 May 2020
It took me 5 sittings to watch this movie, it really is that bad. I was so disappointed considering the greats involved but it's all over the place. Not only did I not know what was going on, but I didn't care. I'm an avid horror fan, and will watch anything but this is just terrible.
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