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Floor Is Lava (2020– )
2/10
Cool concept, terrible execution.
16 August 2020
Warning: Spoilers
The concept is cool (2 stars for it) but the execution is terrible.

The narrator is terrible, most of the contestants are annoying, particularly the adults, and it gets so repetitive and boring so fast.

I don't normally do reviews on this site but I think this show has room for improvement so here are my thoughts.

I think this show could be way better with just kids/teenagers and members of their family as contestants, like the first ones on the first episode. Watching full grown adults acting and talking like kids is super cringy.

Also, the obstacle courses are not hard compared to other similar TV shows like Wipeout, so I think that having adults competing against kids is unfair and not fun.

I also found so many contestants so annoying. Their interviews are absolutely terrible, I skipped most of them and I stopped watching on episode 3, that's how insufferable it was.

I think the worst of this show is the narrator, hands down. He not only has a very annoying voice, he always says the obvious and when he tries to be funny, he fails, he can also be very offensive to the contestants.

I really dislike how he kept saying that the students feared their female teacher on episode 2, it was very rude and very sexist on top of not being funny at all, and he repeated the same "joke" at least 3 times, so lame.

Please Netflix, throw that guy into the lava if you are planing to do a second season.

Also, what's up with that intro? It is so long and the exposition is so unnecessary.

Like I said, the obstacle courses are not hard or intricated, you don't need to spend 5 minutes on every episode explaining every detail.

Also, you can see a lot of falls and exits in the intro that are obviously spoilers.

I have no idea if it gets better after episode 3, I had to stop because the cringe was overwhelming.
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Insatiable: Bad Kitty (2018)
Season 1, Episode 9
9/10
This show is not for everyone
21 June 2020
Warning: Spoilers
This show is for people that have certain kind of humor. Turns out I am one of those people.

I think we are a minority, unfortunately, judging by the other reviews and the overall low rating.

I really like this show, is so different and unapologetic funny and ridiculous.

This episode made me laugh out loud. I was in tears during "the exorcism" and that's not something that happens to me often.

It's a shame we only got two seasons but I am actually happy and surprised that this show exists in the first place.

The cast is amazing, every actor is great and the humor is brilliant.

I am loving it.
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The Invisible Man (I) (2020)
7/10
I didn't like the ending.
4 March 2020
Warning: Spoilers
It is a good movie that could have been great.

Elisabeth Moss is a hell of an actor but I can't keep thinking why she plays always the same kind of roles.

Being trapped in abusive relationships, dystopian or cults. Sounds familiar?

Is she trying to say that The Invisible Man is L. Ron Hubbard? Can someone check on her before she ends up like Shelly?

Ok, so the movie.

I feel let down. All the elements for a great horror/thriller were there, I just hate the ending.

The movies I love the most are the ones when I can't wait to get home from the theater to read other people's comments and discuss the movie.

I wish this movie were 30 minutes shorter and things were left open ended.

Was there an Invisible Man or was she psychotic and suffering from severe PTSD? That would have been amazing.

At the middle of the movie I thought that that were where things were heading but it didn't end and it kept going and going to a very cliché and predictable finale.

I feel so disappointed. It was meh. No space to discuss it or to contemplate other theories. Nothing.

I loved Upgraded from the same writer/director, also a fantastic movie with a terrible ending.

I can't speak for more of his work but Leigh Whannell needs to take some time and figure out how to end his movies without these cheap clichés endings.

Funny enough, SAW was a fantastic movie with a fantastic ending. The Saga is mostly crap but that first movie was amazing in every possible way.

That ending was legendary.
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The L Word: Generation Q (2019–2023)
7/10
What the F word with this backlash? The L Word is back and it's not bad at all!
30 December 2019
The L Word changed my life. I was a very confused 14 year Colombian girl living in a very small city with my very Catholic family. I was not old enough to watch the show but fk it, I finally understood why I felt out of place and I didn't "get it" when my friends talked about some "boy being super hot". I realized that I was, and I am, lesbian. I know the show ended up being crap. But we can't let the bad things overshadow what this show meant, and still means, to people like me.

My girlfriend and I were afraid of watching this new generation, we were afraid of watching a disaster even worse that what ended up to be the original show. We were afraid that "The L Word", the lesbian word, would fall in the background. I am not against the Q generation, but I do feel that we lesbians all around the world are losing great spaces like for example: all women, lesbian bars. I love that today, people are not afraid of putting on, or not to putting on, a label. But we need The L Word right now more than ever. You can see for yourself. Search how many lesbian bars have disappeared all around the globe in the last 10 years, it's sad. There are just a couple left.

I just watched the first 2 episodes and I feel so happy. I am feeling like a teenager, watching the show on mute with the captions on, every Sunday at 11pm on school's nights. Feeling scared and happy at the same time. Waiting the whole week just for that one hour of television where I could watch women like me. We did exist! I was not the only one!

I think the choices they made with the old characters are great. I think this new show is very smart and it keeps the essence of the first seasons of the original one. I am very happy with this transition.

I really want this show to succeed. I want to know more about the old characters, I want cameos. But also, I want to know more about the new characters. I am very excited and enjoyed the hell out of these episodes.

Yeah, the show is silly sometimes but it doesn't take itself too seriously and shouldn't we. This show was and still is groundbreaking, it's tone varies but the message is very clear.

I am very glad Jennifer, Leisha and Kate did this. And I am so happy that they are the producers and have a lot of creative power. They can't let Ilene Chaiken ruin this again.

Watch it. I was not going to to do it because of the reviews and that is so stupid. Just give it an opportunity.

I love this cast, they have great chemistry.

This show is not about fixing the mistakes made in the past. They can't resurrect Dana and, they actually did a great job with the Jenny situation....one line was more than enough to end that mess.

I hope to get a lot of more seasons. Why the LGBTQ+ community hates the LGBTQ+ community so much?

Like for real. I don't get why anyone can be pissed at this show. Just don't watch it if you don't like it but you can't say it's not a great deal for our community and for us, lesbians.

Lesbian, from Lesbos. The origin of the L word is beautiful. Read about Sappho, read her poems. We should be proud of it and we should celebrate it.

We need more shows like this. Visibility is our best allied, don't forget that.
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Parasite (2019)
10/10
Fantastic!
20 October 2019
I don't even know what to say about this movie. Just go watch it. I watched it more than a month ago and I still think about it everyday.

It has so many layers. This movie really impressed me, it was a completely different experience of what I was waiting for and I absolutely love that. It catched me off guard.

It's such a fantastic social commentary.
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Castle: Vampire Weekend (2009)
Season 2, Episode 6
10/10
This show is so meta. I love it
22 August 2019
Less than 3 minutes in and they have already mentioned a Firefly's and Buffy's reference.

I love it.
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The Lion King (2019)
1/10
1 star just for the visual effects team. And that's it.
5 August 2019
Warning: Spoilers
The visual effects are stunning. Probably the best CGI I have ever seen.

But the story, zzzzzz. I was so bored. Such a lack of passion, there is no essence in this movie.

I am sad for the generation that will grow up with this version. I didn't even see a kid crying. Is The Lion King! I still cry!

I am a 90s kid. I grew up with The Lion King. Still, I only saw the whole movie twice because I couldn't take "that scene". It was so devastating to me that I still feel it. I had to skip it everytime.

It was such an emotional event for me. I am now 28 and, I am trying to watch it again but I get cold feet because I know it will be very painful.

The Lion King is not just one of the best animated movies of the whole time. It's also one of the best movies ever made.

I didn't want to watch this version. But I was with my little cousins and I said, why not?.

What a huge mistake. This movie didn't make me feel a thing.

The CGI is amazing but the emotions are just not there. You can't put human emotions on the face of a real lion. It looks creepy and just doesn't work. It doesn't translate well.

And the changes of the original story were not too many. But still it felt very short and hollow.

I was just waiting for the movie to be over.

Also, if Disney was going to make a reboot. Why not update the story? Why not talk about climate change?

That is something that the Ice Age has done so well.

It was a missed opportunity to deliver such an important message right now. I think there is not one healthy ecosystem right now on Earth.

I wish this movie were not a reboot but a "based on". So, they could give us something fresh.

I didn't understand the whole concept of the controlled hunts. I know in the animated version made sense. But if you are going to go realistic, follow the rules of the reality you have created.

At the ceremony of the introduction of the new king, why the hell the herbivores were celebrating?

I was such a bizarre and unintentional funny moment.

This was a very bad experience. I don't recommend this movie to anyone. Not even children.

Children should stick to the original. And Diseny too.

We want original content. Not half-assed "reboots".

Please. Stop.
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Colombiana (2011)
1/10
Ignorance. I am tired of Hollywood's misrepresentation of Colombia
26 June 2019
Why are people sweating in Bogotá? Lol. Bogotá is at 2,640 m (8,660 ft) over the sea level. Average temperature of 14°C (57.2° F).

The city that appears in the movie as Bogotá looks more like a Brazil's favela. There is no place in Colombia that looks like that. Not even Medellin.

The name Cataleya is not Colombian. I have never heard that name in my entire life. Maybe, they were thinking Catalina? Catalina is fairly common, my name is Catalina actually.

The ignorance is far too much. It's too bad I can't give it 0 stars.

Any film that does the mediocre job of not doing actual research before writing the script is frankly, unethical. Specially if it is misrepresenting a country that is fighting against the Cartels and Narcos stigma. This movie hurts Colombia.

I am Colombian, I am offended. I have no idea how Zoe Saldana agreed to do this movie. She is latina, she must have known this was a mistake.

I love Zoe but I am very dissapointed.

PS. It's Colombia not Columbia. And not, Columbia is not a translation of Colombia.

Educate yourselves.
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