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Tenet (2020)
Wanted it to be great, was just "good"
Christopher Nolan should have made this movie first, then Interstellar. I was looking for the science aspect of the film, and was disappointed that it was more grounded in Hollywood showmanship. Still a good movie, just don't expect to have your brain twisted the way you were expecting.
Stan Helsing (2009)
Someone actually provided money to have this made
I don't think I've seen a worse movie in my life. I don't know what the budget was to have this made, but it would have been better spent setting it on fire and watching the ashes disappear in the wind. Not funny, not scary, incredibly lazy, and a slap in the face to horror and comedy. I would give this zero stars if possible.
Mandy (2018)
Hypnotic
Saw this movie being promoted on IMDB, then found it at the local Redbox. Watched it the first time and realized that I missed a good chunk of it due to feeling like I fell into a trance because of the psychedelic imagery. A lot of genres crammed artfully into one movie. A little Fear and Loathing. A little Hellraiser. A little John Wick. Great film!
Death House (2017)
Insulting
I don't know what's worse... the fact that this movie is an absolute mess or that I wanted to love it and it left me with blue balls. The lighting is awful, the editing was done by a blind and deaf person, and the ending makes zero sense. The only reason it got as many stars as it did was because they did manage to corral a lot of horror legends into one place.