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Bad Blood: The Movie (2016)
Great Idea, Alright Movie
First off, this movie is not terrible, but it's not good. It lands kinda in the middle of good and bad. First off, the movie idea is about Were-frogs, that is super cool and something that I haven't seen done in movies. The make up and special effects were pretty good for the type of film it was going for, unfortunately some of the actors/acting, the story pacing as well as some scenes can be not that good, but again it rounds itself out with some great practical effects as well as an engaging and mysterious movie monster kinda. The idea is super unique and something I would feel like many horror indie movies would do today, especially after the success of "The Shape of Water", but this came out before that so this movie stuck in this "bad or good" limbo. Worth maybe one watch if you're into makeup and effects. One thing I thought was bad though was how there is constant radio chatter throughout the movie that matches up with what's going on with the movie, it kinda takes the surprise and mystery out of a lot of scenes. I only laughed at a couple of scenes, most of them because of the Detective character's facial expressions throughout the whole thing. If you're tryna watch something to scare you or to have a good laugh this is not the right movie by any means, but I still think it does deserve a watch.
Epic Movie (2007)
Very Confusing and NOT FUN
This movie is so confusing and sucks the life out of anyone watching it. A lot of the jokes do not land at all, instead they crash furiously into the ground and catch on fire. Straight up looks like someone made a movie out of a skit show, but instead of focusing on one skit they focus on all of them at the same time, even overlapping and making zero sense at many points throughout. They have an actor from Nacho Libre in the movie, but he ISN'T in the Nacho Libre parody. WHY??? HOW??? WHAT??? If you plan on watching this with friends, get ready to send out apology cards with a complimentary fruit basket because no one is going to like it or you afterwards. Avoid if possible but be prepared to be disgusted and utterly confused by the majorly unfunny jokes that have meet the movie screen.