I write this having watched the first 3 series in one go and overall as my rating indicates I have enjoyed the show and will certainly continue to watch it when season 4 begins. In particular I have enjoyed the acting which generally in Follywood terms is a cut above the usual LA dross. Unlike others I found all the main characters credible in their day to day presence. Bean is excellent as the tyrannical sociopathic narcissist, Connelly as the cool, calculating and somewhat aloof technocrat and even the identity appropriated Layton' quiet man social warrior comes across as credible, unlike so many other recent shows in Follywood. If it was just on the acting I'd probably give it a 9 out of 10.
That said I struggled to get into the storyline initially and it took a good half season before I actively wanted to watch more and come season 3, I, like others, felt it was running out of steam. Equally the constant intrigue and betrayal throughout the 3 seasons at times became exhausting and so when season 3 ends tying up a number of storylines it was a relief.
That said, from the point when Melanie goes off to the weather station, I increasingly started to question the background on which these characters were painted and how much of a unrealistic contrivance the show as portrayed is. It was when we see the snow bike on which Cavill is riding stall with the Weather Station in the distance that my plausibility alarm started to ring. Without any continuity from a once stalled snow bike we now see Melanie dragging one sled manually. But the snow bike just stalled? Why didn't she try to restart it? Surely by simply removing one of the sleds she could have restarted the bike and pulled both one by one to the weather station? Of course that would have undermined the coming storyline and so it became one of many contrivances and shortcuts that the the writers had made. It got me thinking and once one looks under the bonnet its amazing what questions arise like the one in the title of this piece. Here we are in an Arctic plus environment and not a pair of Skis to be seen. Equally not an Arctic Survival / Skiing expert to be found on the train. Surely people as bright as Wilford and Cavill would have recognised the need for such expertise?
If one then recognises that unlike the premise of the film this story is based on the idea that Wilford had plenty of time to prepare the paradoxical questions rise like a Tsunami. Try this one for starters. The Snowpiercer Engine is a technological state of the art marvel and WIlford an, albeit highly intelligent, authoritarian control freak who not only has recruited his own train police (the Breakman) under ex-cop and security chief Roche but also an additional private army (the Jackboots) under Nolan Grey, yet nobody thought to put security cameras in the public or storage areas of the train? Seriously? Does anyone realistically believe that Wilford would not stick cameras everywhere he could and have built a state of the art security monitoring centre for his security team? Furthermore, the order of the compartments makes no sense at all especially for a control freak like Wilford.
Basically, I would have imagined the order to be: Engine, essential engine services, Wilford's (did he actually have quarters on Snowpiercer?) and senior staff only quarters and amenities, security and technology nerve centre, critical supply and equipment storage (inc armoury), security barracks and essential staff quarters, security and admin offices all in the front part of the train and then some sort of secure DMZ type carriage arrangement as an effective firewall seperating all the critical functions of the train from the clients in a secure front of house / back of house divide. After that would come the passenger facing services quarters, offices and facilities (hospitality, local breakman, dining, exercise entertainment etc) for each class of passenger alongside the passenger quarters and amenities. Then at the tail Auxiliary storage
This brings us to one of the great paradoxes of this story. There is no continuity timewise. The engine is definitely of the 21st Century but the hospitality is reminiscent of a British 1950's holiday camp ("Hi-De-Hi campers"), the first class facilities are reminiscent of a 1920's Steam Cruise Liner that Poirot would have felt comfortable aboard (eg with a plush library full of books), the third class and the Nightclub like some pre-war middle / far eastern bazaar (Casablanca anyone?) and as for 'the Tail', its straight out of 'Les Miserables'. Where is the 21st century technology? They are still playing vinyl and cassettes. Barely a sign of a computer let alone CD and DVD technology? Surely given the technological nature of Snowpiercer it would have its own Intranet not only for the management of the train but equally for the entertainment of the 1st and 2nd class (if not the 3rd class too). Any psychologist , anthropologist / sociologist would highlight the need for distractions when asked to consider the concept of being imprisoned on a train going around and around in circles for decades on end and the thing is you could probably store the sum total of the planets artistic and entertainment product digitally in a single train car yet there is no computer server room or staff or security nerve centre to be found on the train. Really? In the 21st Century?
And so it goes on. Does anyone seriously believe that they would have designed the train without gym facilities for each class (stuck on a train it would be essential) or indeed that 1st Class at least would have been provided Spa facilities and Virtual sports/ games facilities (eg Golf, Tennis etc) as well as access to a full digital library of entertainment? Its quite preposterous to believe that Wilford would have put in the Aquarium and planned for the fairground without providing adequate entertainnment and exercise facilities, just as he would have ensured proper security as well.
From this you start to ask about the people WIlford gathered around him? Where is the Quartermaster to manage the stores (the engineers do it, seriously?), where is the Bursar to manage the valuables (not just for the train but the 1st class and so forth) and in a functioning society there would be a need for some sort of financial system. Not only that where is the Shrink / Anthropologist to advise him on human behaviour as well as the Climate / terrain experts to advise on those matters? Equally are they seriously suggesting that a single doctor and a couple of support staff is an adequate medical team for a population of around 2,500 people that includes some of the wealthiest and most entitled on the planet? The medical facilities portrayed on Snowpiercer are absurdly substandard.
Beyond that the questions keep coming. Are we seriously going to believe that Snowpiercer had no off train snow transport on board and that Big Alice only had snow bikes? Are we seriously going to believe that no one considered building storage facilities near the tracks to replenish necessary equipment and store essential heavy engineering equipment either too bulky for the trains themselves to drag with them permanently? After all if a weather station can survive on top of a mountain surely its reasonable to think storage facilities would remain reasonably accessible and secure with the right planning and security arrangements.
Furthermore, especially after having to accommodate the Tailies are we seriously going to believe that no one contemplated stopping Snowpiercer when appropriate in the towns and cities they passed through and foraging for additional supplies? Equally why does no one ever consider it possible that others beyond the train might have survived (just as the rats at the weather station did and as Asha at the Nuclear Power Station did) or indeed that the great superpowers of our planet hadn't put in place apocalypse plans (the great freeze is not a new concept) for humanity to survive and as such there were a number of relatively small surviving communites on land? Why was there zero monitoring for potential other signs of life? Whilst hope is an important theme in this story, the hope for the survival of others and indeed the future of the human race is basically non existant.
I also have difficulty in believing that the 2nd Class passengers would be as invisible as they are in the story (why is that?) or indeed that no 1st Class passengers would hold out an olive branch and indeed tried to work with the Tailies to provide an acceptable solution and with the 3rd class etc to unify the train in a humane and peaceful manner. Not everybody is arrogant, brutal, entitled and self-serving, nor indeed submissive to those that are, no matter how wealthy they are.
All of which brings us to what in my view is the 'piece de resistance' of absurdities that surround the set design and back story to Snowpiercer, that being that the genetically interfered with Lian is the first pregnancy / child born on the Snowpiercer in 7 years. Bare in mind that the global average birth rate per 1000 per annum is 18 with most major western economies in the range of 9 to 15 per 1000. Under normal circumstances that would deliver somewhere between 200 and 400 children during Snowpiercer's lifetime to date and if you took into consideration the extreme conditions, the lack of alternative distractions etc chances are especially in the 3rd Class and Tailly sections that the birth rate would be higher. So perhaps enforced sterilisation and contraception I hear you say? Well WIlford and his Frankensteins on Big Alice perhaps might go that way but Melanie and Dr Pelton putting Bromide in the water on Snowpiercer? Not a cats chance in Hades.
So as I have said it is a decent watch but frankly an utterly ridiculous concept as portrayed by the writers. Still its worth 7/10 and with that what odds that Snowpiercer finds a land based Nemesis in season 4?
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