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The Batman (2022)
7/10
Strong Batman film that didn't take itself too seriously
13 March 2024
I grew up watching Batman: TAS and was about eighteen when the Nolan films came out and loved the hell out of them. Watching them back, however, they have a ridiculous element to them. We're looking at a dude in a bat suit, which is cool enough, but why does it have to take itself so seriously? (I am aware of the irony.)

This 'Batman' film, starring Robert Patinson, fails in many ways where the Nolan fimls succeed. The Nolan films are much more suspenseful. I was genuinely on the edge of my seat, often having no clue what would happen next.

But I think it better succeeded in capture the Batman aesthetic. It felt more like I was watching a comic book, or the incredible game-series. It didn't feel like a dramatic, heavy, serious interpretation of Batman, as the Nolan films did; it just felt like actual Batman.

It has clear flaws though. It is 3 hours, and although the length didn't bother me, I felt some scenes were drawn out when some dialogue was rushed. Also, some of the suspense just didn't work. The story had so many predictable 'last-minute-rescues', that by the end, I never really believed Batman, or anyone, was in actual danger.

Nonetheless, I liked it as a successful and faithful adaptation of a Batman film, and I hope this series continues.
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Don't Look Up (2021)
5/10
Identity crisis
15 January 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Prior to seeing this film, I had heard Don't Look Up contained a rather ham fisted political message. This made me reluctant. However, thinking about it, it didn't seem like one should necessarily draw a straight parallel to climate change. The premise of a comet striking earth can also be interpreted as "We may not know the exact effects of climate change, we may not know exactly how to handle the coronavirus, but how would 21st century humanity handle a disaster that was guaranteed?" (Note that this is my interpretation, perhaps the director thinks otherwise.)

Also, I loved Anchorman as a kid, and figured it'd at least be a good laugh.

Starting from this concept, the film is successful as a thought experiment. It raises some interesting questions about politics, conflicting interests, human paranoia, etc. Additionally, the concept is so powerfully resonant in present times that it occasionally pulled me in entirely, made me genuinely worried for the fate of the earth.

So far so good, but I say occasionally. This is a film, not a thought experiment. Did it succeed as that?

Let's start with the good. The acting is was mostly amazing. Although some characters succeeded more than others, the actors were never to blame; they did all they could with the script. Particularly:
  • Jennifer Lawrence is surprisingly credible as a (way too beautiful) PhD student as Kate Dibiasky, although perhaps a bit too much student and too little PhD;
  • Leonardo DiCaprio does an incredible job portraying an anxious, awkward astronomer. Even as Dr. Mindy transforms into an adored, confident doctor, DiCaprio never pushes this too far and maintains the image of an awkward professor. Bravo!


  • Meryl Streep I did not find very convincing as Jamie Orlean, a populist politician and president. Particularly during her speeches, she seemed too normal, as though she did not find her lane. Perhaps if she had, the character would've received more screen time and felt like a genuine villain; now, she felt like an attempt at comic relief.


  • Jonah Hill is credible as Jason Orlean, the awkward son, but the comedy never really hits home entirely (more on this later).


  • Mark Rylance as Peter Isherwell had great stage presence, with the combined awkwardness and intimidation of an Asperger billionaire.


  • Rob Morgan, as Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe, was a good straight man, although the script did no justice to his character. Halfway through the film, he drops the mic and disappears, only to reappear for the final scene.


Minor characters portrayed by Cate Blanchet and Timothée Chalamet were effective (although, how old was Chalamet supposed to be?). Yet the casting did suffer from a Hollywood Pool Party syndrome, dragging in Ariana Grande, Kid Cudi, Ron Perlman, etc. For minor roles that relied heavily on their persona outside the film for their stage presence. This I find a major weakness in any script. It is using a hefty budget to buy credibility off-the-shelf.

Another thing that succeeded was the cinematography. The film is beautiful to watch, especially the final scenes, in which the comet comes into view. Transitions are smooth, locations are always credible, just stellar production all around.

Finally, what I enjoyed most about the film was the character development of Dr. Mindy. The script toyed with a truly interesting idea, that despite the world ending, this final half year would be the best year of Dr. Mindy's life. Overnight, he became the most interesting person in the world and, perhaps more importantly, sexy! The notion that his all too human mind could not comprehend the world ending but could most certainly feel this transformation was a deeply interesting subtheme - one that, for me, could've driven the entire film.

A strong concept, great acting, beautiful cinematography, even some interesting character development! What can go wrong? Well, despite all this, I found myself thoroughly bored throughout this film. An hour in, I paused to catch my breath and saw another 77 minutes left on the clock.

My engagement with this film was very spotty. Occasionally, I felt myself completely drawn in, such as on the first talk show appearance or when they launched the shuttles. But then a scene would drag on and I would feel my engagement slip into boredom. This happened time and time again, to the point of frustration. It was a new experience for me. Usually, I am either bored and disengaged, or drawn in and loving it. Sure, a plot point can ruin a film, but then I am disengaged from that point on. Here, the disengagement was cyclical, like a sinusoid.

I think the reason is that this film has an identity crisis. Is it a comedy? Well, it isn't very funny. The topic is not silly enough and most of its main characters are too deadpan to make the comedy work. Conversely, there is plenty room for a drama plot in DiCaprio's portrayal of Dr. Mindy alone, but it is constantly interrupted by the asinine attempts at comedy. The result is a classic mistake in any script: the audience constantly gets told what to think.

For instance, there is a scene in which Jennifer Lawrence's character in the oval office states the obvious, that she did not vote for President Streep, after which Jonah Hill's character adds a few lines that are supposed to be funny. The scene doesn't work at all. It doesn't work as drama, because it is redundant, and it doesn't work as comedy, because it isn't set up properly.

Similarly, there is a scene where Dr. Mindy tries to confront billionaire Peter Isherwell, who deflects by breaking down Mindy based on data analysis from his company, among which the conclusions that 'he seeks pleasure and runs from pain' and 'will die alone.' This squashes Mindy's character entirely. There was so much potential there, for the over-analysing scientist who fails to rise to the occasion due to his moment in the spotlight, but it never takes off. Instead, we get these ridiculous scenes, that are neither funny nor serious enough.

The result of these failed scenes is a strange flatness in the film. It is neither deep nor intelligent enough to be emotionally engaging, but it doesn't reach the comedic highs that rewards the audience for sitting through the scenes. Stuff just kind off happens. A good example is the 'Just Look Up' and 'Don't Look Up' juxtaposition of political movements when the comet becomes visible. The 'Just Look Up' movement is ominous and beautiful: people can no longer deny what they can see with their own eyes. The 'Don't Look Up' movement is just a silly afterthought that makes a fool of any Trump voter. It must've made a lot of sense in the writing room as an inclusion in a political comedy about a comet, but it doesn't work on the screen.

In conclusion, I had expected the film to be insulting to the audience from the conceptual perspective, clearly hammering home that anyone who has any doubts about climate change is an idiot. I did not find it to be so - although a Trump voter may certainly see this differently. However, I mostly found it insulting from the usual perspective: the script.
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Red Notice (2021)
2/10
Polished turd
23 November 2021
This film is an interesting case study. It has a 150 million $+ budget, plenty of star power, and still manages to barely even cause a single thrill in its audience.

Take any metric by which you would like to rate a film. Dialogue? Makes all the mistakes, from exposition to flat references. Comedy? Somehow manages to make Reynolds unfunny. Suspense? Utterly predictable. Plot? Utterly stupid, complete with faux twists and everyone showing up everywhere at the right time (literally).

Every scene left me feeling bored and annoyed. I even felt stupid when the twists were revealed because they were the one thing I didn't see coming, but this was only because they were so asinine they felt slapped on post hoc. Yet even if there had been genuine clues, I would've been far too unengaged to spot them.

Why is this film so mediocre? In part, it is because it's designed as a Hollywood 'tick-all-the-boxes' kind of film. No one took any risks, it was meant to attract people with the star power and barely sit through it. I understand that, but that answer has never satisfied me, because with this budget they must've at least had a writing STAFF, i.e., multiple writers, who received at least one million. How, then, is this the result?

I rate these films harshly, and I think we all should, because just as it isn't hard to score a C when your parents bribed you into college, it isn't hard to make something mediocre on a blockbuster budget. This film is comprised completely out of spam, filler content. Not a single risk was taken; nonetheless, it was rife with mistakes the industry should have learned by now. Compare this with any thrilling low-budget film, any rough gem, and you'll see it for the polished turd that it is.
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REC (2007)
7/10
Impressive, compact, flawed
14 November 2021
REC seems to me a big of a rough gem. It is a very complete film and no longer than it needs to be, which is impressive for its budget. I'm always inclined to give films that do basically the same as a Hollywood film (with budgets in the X00 M) with a fraction of the budget the credit they deserve. No A list actors, no CGI, just vision, passion and enthusiasm. Bravo.

The flaws in my view are threefold.

The first is in my view the biggest, and the viewer is confronted with it rather quickly, namely that everyone is constantly shouting. Perhaps it is a cultural thing--Spanish tend to be more passionate and expressive than my own, Northern European people--but it still seemed excessive.

Looking at how the film is made makes me suspect it's a methodological issue. A lot of the script was improvised, which forces the actors to not overthink their lines and respond to things that are happening immediately around them based on the basic beliefs and personalities of their characters. The result? A lot of emotional acting and a lot of repetition of what constitute the characters.

The combination is quite obnoxious. A woman who keeps shouting that her husband is outside, to the point that even one of the characters says 'We know!', but perhaps, worse, the main character (Manuela Velasco) repeatedly shouting to keep filming and make sure they get everything. I understand the situation is stressful, but this is just too much to watch at times.

The second problem is that, during the middle act, the suspense is not very effective. Perhaps I am a bit desensitized to the subject matter, but there were only a few scenes shocking or disturbing enough; most things hinged on the comical (especially with the exaggerated panic).

The suspense ramps way up in the final act, but this runs us into the third problem: the final act seems to have nothing to do with the middle act. Sidestepping spoilers, it is comparable to pivoting from a vampire into an alien flick. I liked this final section much more, and it saved the film for me from being rather boring, but reflecting on the work as a whole it makes me wonder what they were thinking with the script (insofar as they had one).

Altogether, I liked this film fine. Yes, it is flawed, but it wasn't afraid to fail in novel ways. I'd much rather see this than another Hollywood flick that flops in all too predictable ways.
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5/10
An effective but flawed Bond film
29 October 2021
Warning: Spoilers
!CONTAINS SPOILERS!

I'll say right off the bat: I am not an enormous Bond fan. Films that are heavy on action but low on suspense (meaning, we already know the outcome) don't work for me, unless they are perhaps a nice side dish to an otherwise compelling story.

This film had plenty such nonsense scenes, in which an invincible Bond came unscathed out of unlikely situations. But it offered much more.

First of all, Léa Seydoux as Madeleine was so effective as an enigmatic lover, that I was hooked in the first act. Second, the film contained enough comedic relief that it did not feel as though it took itself too seriously, as did some of the previous installments. Third, his connections with Felix at the CIA and the rivalry with MI6 and the new 007 were an original take on Bond. Fourth, the question of whether the child was Bond's daughter was intriguing enough. Finally, I enjoyed the mystery that was set up. The party where solely Bond survives, the question how Blofeld got into a party from his quarantine, who is behind this and where is it going?

Yet as well as this film set itself up, it had to come crashing down in the final act. I'll run through my biggest gripes.

1) The new 007, while an interesting concept, does not get her due. She is introduced mostly as a prop for us to wonder whether James Bond truly is no longer 007, only to reveal that, no, she's willing to call him 007 again. After that, she is just another invincible character. Looking back, I wonder what her role in the story was in the first place.

2) The villain, played by Rami Malek, completely missed the mark for me. Perhaps that's subjective. He is certainly creepy enough. But his motives and background are unclear. Yes, his family was killed by Madeleine's father, but he killed her mother in return. Then Spectre. Then Blofeild. Now, he wants to wipe out most of civilization? Why? It is mentioned as a side that he is in love with Madeleine. When? He also looks like he did not age, and blunders through the plot by letting Bond's child go. He feels like a placeholder villain. (It doesn't help how easy it is to infiltrate his base and foil his plans...)

I was genuinely moved by the possibility that Bond would not be able to see his family again. I knew there was threat that he might die, because this was his Craig's last film, and as stated I thought Seydoux was effective, as was Lisa-Dorah Sonnet (very impressive performance by her). But his eventual death was marked by (a) a grievance and (b) a goof. I'll admit that I'm torn between defensive cynicism to protect my feelings, here, and sincere criticism: I really was moved by the final scenes, but these remained annoying:

a) The tech that targets DNA are nano bots. As an aside, it is mentioned that 'once you touch them, they are in you forever.' That makes no real sense. If it were a synthetic virus, perhaps it could reproduce in your system and remain dormant, not unlike HIV, but unless we are talking about nanobots that can reproduce (an enormous technological leap), this makes no sense. This premise, that you remain infected forever, is mentioned as a passing comment (which got some perplexed responses out of my audience), only to have enormous consequences in the final scenes. This plays out poorly in the script: an already dead Bond can no longer touch his family, because he'd kill them. That's overkill. They could've either made the nanobots more of a threat to Bond, a way for the villain to have him do his bidding, or simply excluded this silly premise, because he's dead anyway.

B) My biggest gripe is the moment that he and the already now useless 007 place Madeleine and his newly discovered daughter, of which he is now aware, on a boat together for them to escape. This retired, new father, finally reunited with the love of his life, now goes back in to finish the job completely solo, whereas the supposedly ambitious, young (presumably single), new 007-agent stays with HIS FAMILY to protect them, far out of harms way. James Bond gets infected by the conveniently tragic nanobots and gets blown to smithereens by missiles while the new 007 gets to further her career.

This happens in passing and is just ridiculous. The only argument given by Bond, that no one protests, is "I've got to finish this." No, you really don't, anyone can finish it at this point, but you are, uniquely, the father of that child. What makes it more infuriating is that the overkill infection by the nanobots wouldn't have been a huge deal to the new 007. She could've actually escaped with her life. (Not to mention, as an aside, that the plot that he needed to open the blast doors is also considered evident by Bond because, obviously, the missiles would "bounce off that like a trampoline." I highly doubt the sensitive lab equipment would survive the entire island being blasted, but alright, we needed an argument for him to go back in I suppose.)

Again, I was moved by his death and his inability to see his family again, but it doesn't help when the script of a film, that cost hundreds of millions to make, does such a poor job at getting us to that punchline. It also really makes me wonder if it wouldn't have been better just to have him retire happily. I was genuinely at the edge of my seat, knowing that Bond might die, as this was Craig's final film. The could've played with that. The new 007 and Bond go back in, the villain threatens to douse Bond with the nanobots, 007 successfully bites that bullet, Bond gets shot, barely survives, etc.

It feels almost as if the final act was written by different people, whose job it was to resolve all the good stuff set up in the first act on that one island. For a film that had almost three hours to do this, I think it failed, and left me feeling moved by the enchanting performance by Léa Seydoux and the idea of a Bond family, but disappointed by the writers who turned that into a mere tear-jerker.
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Paprika (2006)
6/10
Quirky, beautiful, but lacks sting
26 September 2021
Paprika is an animated film about an experimental device that allows therapists to enter the dreams of patients. The device falls into the wrong hands, and soon reality and the dream world begin to blend.

I tend to be more forgiving of cartoons and animated films in my evaluations. They are almost always original, following a clear artistic vision. As long as the animation is good, it is difficult for an animated feature to be truly offensive.

Paprika sports stellar animation, some of the best I've seen. It is a visually intriguing film. The characters are interesting enough, and it isn't hard to be engaged with the plot.

However, the film doesn't really get there for me. The visuals and audio aren't disturbing enough to feel as though we are in a Lynchian nightmare; the characters don't feel like they are in any true danger (except for at one point, but the crisis is rather quickly averted); the story doesn't provide enough relevance to make its central mystery, who the mastermind is, truly interesting.

I enjoyed watching Paprika fine, but when it was over, I was disappointed. It did not shock, disturb or intrigue me enough, despite its fascinating subject-matter.
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Paris, Texas (1984)
9/10
Hurts in the right places
23 May 2021
There are plenty of reviews of this film, so let me just say what I appreciate about it and leave it there.

This is a slow, long film, but it is most impressive for its ability to create tension, relief, angst, peace, pain, in all the right places. That and its symbolism, which is subtle enough to let the viewer do the work. I write this just after viewing it--I imagine I'll be thinking more about its symbolism in days to come.

It is frightening, precisely because it so effectively refers to the existential challenge we all face. It confronts us not with the silly scares of monsters or kidnappers, but of the actually terrifying: The prospect that we'll fail in life to live up to its challenges, to be brave enough when it matters, to have a change of heart where we cannot or should not. That we should lapse into our old, bad habits. That we should fail in life. That we buy a vacant lot built on empty dreams that worked for our parents, and are now just figments in our imaginations.

Fortunately, it offers a way out. It shows we can set our lives right, even if we fail to live up to our dreams. We can repair, make the best of it, if we are brave enough.

Painful, yes. I look back at my own life and see the repeated mistakes and wonder, will I be brave enough?
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Dota: Dragon's Blood (2021–2022)
6/10
Hard to love, hard to hate
8 April 2021
It's hard to call this show 'good.' DotA 2's lore is already all over the place, a grab bag of nonsense slapped together for the excuse of making a MOBA. Dota: Dragon's Blood decides to play it safe, picking some familiar fantasy tropes while tactfully trickling in some elements of the DotA universe.

In the big picture, I think it succeeds in the latter. I am not sure I would've found this cartoon worth watching at all had I not played DotA for about ten years of my life. The moments of recognition, as well as the manner in which characters are presented in all their coolness, are very satisfying.

To anyone unfamiliar with the franchise, this cartoon is surely a failure, however. It seems to me impossible to argue that this show carries its weight by its own merit. Perhaps, though, that is an unfair perspective: The only reason it has to jumble several characters with sub-plots in this fashion, is because it is constrained by DotA 2's hutchpot lore.

My biggest criticism, therefore, is the manner in which it fails to capitalize on the fact that it is indeed based on DotA 2. One of the greatest things about DotA 2 (without which its characters would've been awfully stale) is its voice acting: It sports an impressive cast of seasoned and talented actors. Yet this show replaces most of them by people who do mostly do a fine job (with a few, glaring exceptions), but offer nothing too special.

In a similar vein, the characters of DotA 2 have rather clear personalities and manners of speech. Terrorblade, one of the main villains, is rather creepy because he stands upright and composed and speaks in an old fashioned type of English; in the show, he is just another gravelly villain (admittedly with some very good lines!). Invoker is an arrogant, narcissistic, erratic kind of person, with some amazing lines to reflect this ("I am a beacon of knowledge blazing out across a black sea of ignorance!"); in the show, Invoker is composed, calm, reasonable. It would've been amazing to see such a character become the erratic, arrogant person he is now, but these assets from the game were not used. They did an okay job with Luna, but unfortunately, her voice acting is lackluster. The moments that stand out to me are those of Slyrak, if only because that iconic voice resonates with my nostalgia so.

In summary, while I don't think this show should've been filled to the brim with out-of-place characters form the universe just for the sake of referencing, the show errs on the side of generic. This is, in my view, a missed opportunity. Nonetheless, the show is hard to hate: It is cute in places and references DotA 2 enough for anyone familiar of the franchise to get the occasional goosebumps.
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6/10
Hard to rate
1 January 2021
How do you go about rating a film? It is mostly mediocre, if not downright bad, but it is saved by two important things.

What's bad? Well for starters, the dialogue of this piece is strange and wooden. At first, you are inclined to think it is a gimmick of Al Pacino's character, until you find yourself cringing at some horrible lines. The film is either trying too hard to force tension between characters (such as the dinner scene, where all the characters are weirdly okay with their uncle's, ahem, rather violent behavior) or the 'public hearing' in which the whole school is brought to witness something surely most students have no need to care about, but cheer as though they're at a rock concert.

The interaction that works reasonably well is that between Chris O'Donnell and Al Pacino, mostly because the latter does all the heavy lifting. A special mention should be made for Phillip Seymour Hoffman, who manages to give his character colour despite having been giving little on the pallet. Chris O'Donnells portrayal of a meek schoolboy is adequate but forgettable.

The plot is also flawed and unhinged. The matters occurring at the school are so detached from Frank and Charlie's adventure in New York, it feels stitched in just to get some tension going in Charlie's life. In fact, the trip to New York in itself doesn't make much sense.

All these flaws seem best explained by the interpretation that a script was written around an idea for a character for Al Pacino to play. This, as you'd expect, is the redeeming quality of the film. Not only does Al Pacino deliver an outstanding performance as Colonel Frank Slade, it also breathes life into the theme of a strange, lonely man, so used to being powerful and potent that he cannot bear any compromise to his stature. Al Pacino is so good, in fact, that it almost seems as though this theme was intended.

I would not recommend watching this before any of Al Pacino's better works, because you're really just watching this for Al Pacino, but if you're a fan of his than this is worth a watch.
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Perfect Blue (1997)
7/10
Solid, but not sticky
23 November 2020
As a fan of Lynch's work, I've seen many people compare this to movies like Mulholland Dr. Being thoroughly disturbed by the latter film, I expected this to be similarly disturbing. Having seen it, I don't think it is. Perfect Blue is a good and thrilling watch, owing much to its sexual buildup. The fragility of the main character in the hands of her environment is effective. The themes of the film are reflected in its symbolism. For that, it does better than most. However, unlike e.g. Lynch films, the film rounds out a bit too well and, at least for me, doesn't really leave the viewer disturbed or confused. What I both love and hate so much about Lynch films is that they succeed so well in emulating the feeling you have after just waking up from a dream, trying to puzzle together the strange images that are left in your memory. Perfect Blue, by contrast, simple gave me the epiphany of a decent plot twist. I would recommend this movie as a thrilling, sexy psychological trip. I would not warn anyone that they might lose sleep over it, as I did with Mulholland Dr.
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The Abyss (1989)
6/10
It's all downhill from here
4 March 2019
This movie deserves a watch for anyone who finds the deep sea as scary as I do. It succeeds in being constantly frightening just because of its location and atmosphere. Ed Harris also has some amazing scenes.

However, some have described it as boring, and they're not wrong. If you're more insensitive to the gaping blackness of the deep, you're really just looking at a three hour plot leaking with holes, unnecessary drivers, a horrible script and artificial and childish suspense, with an unnecessary romance shoveled in.

It's remarkable to me how bad James Cameron is at making a believable story with something that resembles real dialogue. All dialogue exists to explain obvious things or to fill plot holes.

It's his best movie in my opinion, but as you may have gathered, I don't think that's saying much.
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Dark City (1998)
5/10
Visually appealing, but fails in most respects
14 February 2019
Warning: Spoilers
This movie seems to receive praise, but I am not sure why. The visuals are striking, but that is about the only redeeming factor of this movie. There is some good acting by William Hurt and Jennifer Connoly, but it is ruined by the stiff acting of Rufus Sewell, the main protagonist. At times, I wondered if they had shot the scenes with the actors in the same room.

The plot is horribly overexposed. Everything is explained by the characters in a manner clearly directed at the audience in a 'tell, don't show' manner. The few things I actually would have liked to know something about, namely why John Murdoch was special or where the alien creatures came from, was kept entirely from the audience. The movie seems to try very hard to be intellectually cohesive, without actually being clever.

By far the strongest point is the beginning, where we are left to wonder if John Murdoch is actually a killer, but the plot rushes forward so fast and explains everything so clearly that we quite quickly understand that this is not the case, and the real suspense dies. The final scene especially, where John Murdoch and the main villain duke it out in a Dragonball Z 'my-beam-versus-your-beam' battle was plain silly.

Dark City is by no means a bad movie; I've seen plenty worse with bigger budgets. But I can't recommend it, nor can I understand why people seem to think this is a classic.
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Maniac (2018)
10/10
A touching story in a compelling dystopia
5 November 2018
Hell is other people.

Maniac is a story about two strangers, Owen (Jonah Hill) and Annie (Emma Stone). The former is a schizophrenic and pathetic figure, oppressed by his dominant and shady family. His condition, in which he sees things that aren't there, is worsened by his family who opportunistically emphasize his inability to distinguish reality from illusion to get him to lie under oath for his guilty brother. Annie, on the other hand, is an assertive and impulsive woman who is traumatized after a tragic accident kills her sister, with hom she shares a difficult past. She keeps people at bay with her antagonistic character and easily lies to others to get her way.

Getting these two characters to meet and interact in a meaningful way would already constitute a narrative challenge. Maniac, however, has them meet during a pharmaceutical trial in a dystopian setting that looks like it was envisioned in the 90s. It is visually compelling, but also darkly comical: you can make a buck by having ad-buddies read your ads out loud and the trial's "computer is horribly depressed."

The setting serves as a backdrop in which themes of psychoanalysis are introduced. As the season progresses, these become a bit ludicrous, but that is easily forgiven as it becomes apparent that the pharmaceutical trial is a metaphor for the imperfections, the pride, and the over-intellectualism one might encounter in the typical therapeutic setting. (As you may imagine reading this review, I recognized myself quite a lot in James (Justin Theroux).)

Maniac is a clever and ironic take on psychotherapy packed in a compelling setting, that keeps up the pace through the means of a costume drama. Somehow it pulls all this off while remaining a very real and emotionally gripping story about two flawed strangers finding some salvation from their torment through each other's friendship.

Hell is other people. Incidentally, they are also the way out.
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7/10
Good piece of craftsmanship on a low budget
26 June 2017
Warning: Spoilers
It Comes at Night is tagged a horror film, but is more a psychological thriller about two families who meet after a mysterious disease has spread across the country. They know little of the situation, resulting in a very realistic sense of isolation and paranoia that is effectively conveyed in the movie.

I was impressed mostly by script and the actors. It Comes at Night does something I like a lot in movies: it tries to be natural and real and doesn't resort to cliche's in the script. It conveys the characters and their relationships through their actions and keeps them down to earth and emphatically convincing. Perhaps it was the ambition of the script to make its audience not want to scream at the screen when the characters do something stupid to drive the plot.

Yet while It Comes at Night delivers on these points and is carried by a phenomenal cast of actors, it fails to deliver on its plot. It never quite becomes a horror, doesn't dwell on the psychological conflict enough to be a proper psychological thriller, and the 'twist', while interesting, isn't really capitalized upon.

There seems to be no real point to the film either, which reminded me of the ending of Lynch's motto "Silencio": sometimes the point of a film is simply to watch, and isn't conceptual. Yet although It Comes at Night as some appealing visuals at times, it is never quite as visually stimulating as other feel-bad films like Mulholland Drive or Requiem for a Dream.

Altogether, I didn't dislike this film, and what they did on the <5 million dollar budget was definitely impressive. I would recommend the film to anyone who likes an organic plot and good acting, and doesn't mind so much that the film doesn't really go anywhere in the end.
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9/10
A spoiler-free introduction to Birdman
24 February 2015
READ THIS FIRST: I give an abstract description of what happens in the film without describing any actual content. Therefore, this review is quite (though not entirely) spoiler free, but if you simply want an answer to the question: 'Should I watch Birdman?' I recommend skipping to the end!

Birdman is a film about the kind of life Michael Keaton might have, starring Micheal Keaton.

This premise is excellent and was to me reason enough to go see Birdman. Furhermore, the acting is excellent by every single cast member and the direction is original and compelling, effectively entwined with the motives of the film. The theater feels claustrophobic and the odd transitions maintain a feel of unpredictability. There is also a continuity in the filming that is very well executed. From a professional perspective, Birdman delivers.

But there's also a lot of things that Birdman is not, that you may expect it to be from trailers: Birdman is not a superhero movie in any obvious or direct sense. It is for the most part about the work and life in theater. The charge that this is pretentious is understandable: someone who comes into Birdman expecting an eccentric work of art won't be disappointed, but someone who expects to be easily entertained will find it bothersome.

The first three-quarters of the film are tense and exciting for anyone who feels the impending doom of a show about to fall apart (a tension comparable to that of Misses Doubtfire), but this tension borders on anxiety inducing. None of the characters feel strongly relatable, each rendered unpredictable by their own Freudian struggles; as a result, the cynical voice of Birdman in the head of main protagonist Riggan Thomson (Keaton) becomes oddly comforting. Mike Shines (Norton) personifies this unpredictability: he is a despicable human being who cares only about what happens on stage, making him an ideal artist and a scumbag simultaneously.

While Mike Shines personifies Riggan's professional effort to create legitimate art, he is also confronted with his personal life, particularly his detachment with it. All the characters display their personal flaws in a believably (though perhaps a little rushed), but those of Riggan are most credible. He is tormented by his loss of celebrity relevance, and although he loves his daughter and ex-wife, he has convinced himself he needs his fame to earn their respect.

This forms the triad of values in his life: family, art, and fame. Riggan has trouble separating these three. He tries to become relevant again by doing theater, something he considers real art contrary to his Birdman career. In doing so, he hopes to win the respect of his ex-wife and daughter. Yet his work is overshadowed by Birdman who explicitly torments him with the questions: Aren't you doing all this for celebrity and fame? Then why not just make Birdman 4?

The pretentiousness of the entire first part of the film comes mostly from the jokes about actors and how shallow their dreams may be or seem. This, combined with the anxiously unpredictable atmosphere that surrounds the theater, makes the first part of the film a little difficult to watch. Yet the movie all builds up to a wonderful climax that literally transcends the entirety of the first part of the film and requires the petty personal quarrels of all these characters, only to be forgotten right after.

It is Riggan's eventual identification with Birdman that creates the continuity in his life, work and fame, not elegantly or clearly, but flawed with paradox. This forms a beautiful conclusion: Riggan may be old, flawed, even confused, but he was and is Birdman. And Birdman can fly.

RECOMMENDATION: In summary, Birdman deals with the struggles of artists who must navigate their lives around their work, popularity and personal lives. This struggle is presented in a way that is easy to understand, though perhaps not always pleasant to watch. The contemporary theme of heroism is very fitting, though only a minor part of the film. I highly recommend Birdman to anyone who feels they can relate to the artist's struggle.
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5/10
Its not the same.
5 December 2011
As a kid, and by kid I mean the age of 13 or 14, I was a major Tenacious D fan. I bought their albums and couldn't stop laughing at them. Then again, the album "Tenacious D" was quite hilarious and fresh. It seemed to take itself seriously musically but was in fact a giant satire, which made it great.

I, as many others, was quite excited when I heard they were making a movie. I had of course gotten a bit older, 16, and I wasn't regularly listening to Tenacious D anymore, but I still thought the old bits were hilarious and the songs were awesome.

When I watched it later, not in cinemas mind you (it never came to cinemas here in Holland), I was very disappointed. There were only a few good songs but many of them felt very much made for the movie rather than a true work of inspiration.

My friends all seem to disagree, even some older than me now (I'm 20), I just never really understood how they could enjoy a Tenacious D with less quality than they had before, more immaturity, when they had matured themselves. I don't know, maybe this wasn't meant for me, but when my friends all sing along the lines completely out of tune, I cringe not just at their musical incompetence, but also at their misplaced enthusiasm.

I'm sorry for not bothering to look at the movie's content at all, I just feel that if you want to enjoy it, you may and there's no point in me trying to butcher this thing from the inside out. I merely wanted to share my sentiment on the old Tenacious D and the one we see here. I have trouble accepting that if I don't like this movie, I was never a true Tenacious D fan to begin with. If its not that, then something must've changed in their work.

Maybe you can see where I'm coming from, but if not, don't bother and just enjoy it. To me, this isn't what I'd hoped it'd be.
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Gooische vrouwen (2005–2025)
6/10
Amusing, but lacks quality.
21 October 2011
For the sake of accessibility, I'll write this review in English.

When the opening theme for Gooische Vrouwen plays, you're pretty much confronted with the entire gist of the series. It's about rich people... and friendship... and stuff. At the end it reads "From the idea of Linda de Mol", which would've been more accurate had it read "From the wallet of Linda de Mol".

It's hard to really pinpoint where the show goes wrong. It never really had a premise, I guess that's a start. There's no theme, no motive, and it's quite shameless about that too: the music varies between genres, decades, subjects; we're thrown from a somewhat funny scene into a dramatic, emotional scene; and there's no real tone in the series: we're never certain whether we're watching a drama or a comedy, it's just "a series".

In this respect, even the title is misleading. It's not really about Gooische Vrouwen, women who live in "Het Gooi", a rich neighborhood in Holland, it's about... well stuff. The insane maid is thrown in so things will happen, someone dies in an accident, there's a fashion show, and so on.

But the production value is, of course, very high and it carries the show. There's no real creative brain that drives this, nor is there a good writing crew, just a couple of decent actors. Except for one, ironically, Linda de Mol herself. She forgets she's supposed to have a typical Amsterdam accent (either that or she simply can't pull it off) and delivers her lines in a "stand on the red dot and read the teleprompter" kind of way. But hey, this whole thing was her brilliant idea right? She deserves to be cast, right? I may sound overtly negative, and I do believe this has nothing to do with quality television, but there's something that carries the show. Maybe it's the fact that it is one of the few large production dutch television shows out there (we have problems taking our own languages seriously and no problems with subtitles).

But I like to believe it's all due to the wonderful performance of Peter Paul Muller. He plays a dutch folk singer, and does so with amazing grace and finesse. We really believe he is one of those passionate and open artists who lights up whatever room he walks into. Sure, his accent may be a little over the top, but it's hard to take anything seriously in this show in the first place, just the fact that he manages to actually create a memorable character, to me, is truly a feat.

Although this show is somewhat uplifted by PP Muller's quality performance, I wouldn't recommend it. It's another one of those shows that got popular because it was made to be popular, and is only fresh in the sense that it is a large dutch production. Perhaps fitting with the uprising populism these days, but let's not get into politics.
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Watchmen (2009)
3/10
Poor as a movie AND an adaptation.
31 August 2009
*may contain minor spoilers, but just stop reading this, read the novel, forget the film and move on with your life enriched by the novel and the 2,5 hours NOT spent on the film*

A reader of the novel, I watched The Watchmen with clenched butt cheeks from the start, cheeks Zack Snyder should have kept closed instead of making this movie.

From the beginning I was agonized: some made up scene about a horribly, AND I MEAN HORRIBLY acted "discussion" about nuclear holocaust. This is the end of the world they are discussing and these people aren't even the slightest passionate?

The references to the novel are out of place and make situations way to obvious. The beginning ruins the end and things said at some of the very last chapters in the novel are packed in the first half hour. This is done because in the novel, for a long time, only Rorschach believes there's truly a dire situation, BUT WE CAN'T MAKE A Hollywood MOVIE WITHOUT ACTION, DRAMA AND SUSPENSE NOW CAN WE? The "summery" of Under The Hood, which are pages from Holly Mason's autobiography in the novel, cover things so hastily they feel very, very forced (especially the Silk Spectre being a lesbian which is quite a topic in the novel, here is a hasty detail), they set no mood and parts of them are entirely made up.

It just goes downhill. It's so strange how there's a novel in front of these writers, there's a script, sceneries, characters and they simply FAIL to get any of it across. Especially Veidt's character completely misses the point of him (and is terribly, terribly acted).

Rorschach is like a damn superhero, even though the thing that makes The Watchmen great is that they AREN'T that, they are merely men in costumes.

*some details discussed to elaborate* Just the opening scene where the novel CLEARLY shows Rorschach using the grappling gun to REALISTICALLY climb the apartment building, here he gets pulled up by some freak of nature device. We've all seen Mythbusters, it can't happen if you don't climb. One might say "It's a movie, come on" and I'd agree if it were a Marvel, I'd say "Meh, I guess" if it were Batman, but I say "No way in hell" when it's The Watchmen.

I also very much missed him trying to open that closet with sheer force or lock-picking before finding the button, because it shows he's not some super investigator. This may be considered a detail and me nitpicking, but I feel I have a right to want to see the novel on the big screen and not some sorry "butt with double s" adaptation, because the novel is LITERATURE. It doesn't require a remake by an arrogant Hollywood snob.

On this subject, what the hell is that scene of him breaking in at Dr. Manhatten's lab? He's not a parcour expert or Spiderman or something! Then, he smashes the window even though two guards JUST walked away, but they don't hear a thing. *end details*

Enough detail bashing, the whole plot line is poorly rewritten, the whole movie is poorly acted with Rorschach bobbing his head like a power ranger. Especially Silk Spectre II obviously has no idea what acting is.

I've heard "We didn't want to confuse the audience" a lot during the making of this movie, but honestly, I think Zack was just confused. He looked at a brilliant piece of literature and thought "HUH? WHERE IS ALL THE ELABORATIVE AND UNNATURAL DIALOGUE AT? HOW CAN I UNDERSTAND THIS BOOK IF THEY DON'T EXPLAIN THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN THE PAST RIGHT AWAY?"

The endless adaptations and remakes are annoying, but at least most of them don't just butcher the actual concept. This is just Zack Snyder saying he's above a brilliant writer, saying Hollywood is better than literature.

7.9? Grab the novel, read it through, watch it again, THEN you'll know what you're talking about. I'll never accept anyone calling this film good or even decent without realizing how poor it is in comparison.
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Red Serpent (2003)
9/10
Can't wait for a sequel.
23 October 2008
I've seen many comedy's; Undercover Brother, Scary Movie 1 and 2, the Austin Powers series and loads more. There were some that just made me chuckle, some that gave me two or three really good laughs, but none ever really got me to roll over the floor.

I watched this movie with a bunch of friends. We were kinda bored, stuck in a student apartment, and this guy said he had a cool movie.

What followed were the funniest one-and-a-half-hours of my life. We ended up watching it three times, every single time we picked up new brilliantly placed jokes and cliché's that are so bad, they oughta be satires. Looking back, it still cracks us up. This thing is a masterpiece.

Have you ever felt you're not a man for comedy movies? They don't really crack you up? Watch this with a bunch of friends. If it works out well it might end up like it did for me: the funniest 90 minutes of my life.

You'll never know when he'll strike! God, even the tag line is hilarious.
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7/10
Standard comedy a little extra "soul".
19 October 2008
I watched this movie as a kid, 9 years old. I'm a white, dutch guy so I back then, I had no idea what I was watching. I laughed a lot at the standard comedy jokes and it became a piece of nostalgia to me.

For a very long time I didn't know what the movie was called. But my solid memory left me with the main character's name "Undercover Brother", which made tracking the movie at the age of 17 an easy task.

I watched it again and yeah, it's pretty funny. It's Austin Powers like; witty comedy, sometimes just random but always well presented. It doesn't really anything new to the concept of comedy and there's nothing to say about the plot, because it's a satire of the cliché plot (as is Austin Powers), so I won't talk about that. Saves me the trouble of talking around spoilers.

What I thought was just amazing is the cast and the feeling behind this movie. No, not any of the obvious characters, I'm talking James Brown, but mainly, Snoop Dogg at the end. That's right, Snoop Dogg rapped the end theme of the song.

To me, this really goes to show how much connectivity black people have. There may much diversity among them, but for some reason, they all share something us whiteys just don't understand, and probably intimidates the hell out of some of us.

What can I say. They got soul and so does this comedy.
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The Jamie Foxx Show (1996–2023)
5/10
Awkwardly simple.
21 August 2008
"The Jamie Foxx Show", on first glance, isn't all that bad. Garcelle Beauvais is a beautiful actress, Jamie Foxx is a great actor with a very lively character and the rest of the characters sorta fade to the background.

It gets awkward when watching the second episode. It's too simple. The title song says it all; it's simple, my baby rocks my world. That's it. Are we supposed to just watch Garcelle flick around with Jamie, period? Now the character Jamie Foxx is great and although the concept isn't all that original any more after watching Fresh Prince of Bel Air, he does pull it off pretty well.

But do we really want to look at 20 minutes of Jamie Foxx saying funny things? Where's the plot? The interaction? It feels like a bad excuse for a sitcom and after the first episode you'll watch it with a frown on your face.
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5/10
An empty sitcom.
6 August 2008
The fact that I feel a 5 is a decent score for this sitcom surprises me, because when I objectively sum up what this sitcom has to offer, it's nothing at all.

First off, there's still a laughing machine. For a sitcom that is obviously meant for Britten's youth, this seems unnecessarily old school, which makes it kinda obvious they put it in to point out the jokes. I tried imaging the sitcom without it and realized that most of the jokes would probably pass you, because they're so shallow, simple or immature.

The acting isn't too smashing either. It's nicely hidden by the thick accent of the cast, but the lack of quality still shimmers through every now and then.

Aside from that, the jokes are often plain and simple. Most of the characters have no depth whatsoever, which makes them easy for producing jokes, but makes the show all the more shallow.

I am, of course, summing up the bad parts and there surely must be some good parts, otherwise it wouldn't have kept me watching long enough to figure all this out, but I just can't put my finger on them.

The only thing I could call for is that the setting is somewhat original, a couple of young people with thick accents who go to bars, but the originality is completely annihilated by the annoying laughing machine, that makes me feel as if this is supposed to be a "back to the past" sitcom.

So I pass this sitcom. It has nothing to offer at all.
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Transformers (2007)
8/10
It had it all.
11 June 2008
Great movie.

Although the plot and concept were actually quite a no-brainer, it pulled it off really well. The romance didn't feel too tacky, the emotional moments really felt emotional (which was a disappointment in, for example "Iron Man"), the robots were of course awesome and the script was solid and funny. Top notch.

The high score mainly comes from the fact that it felt philosophical as well. It wasn't really that strongly intelligent, but it does put you to think. The end monologue by OP also felt really moving.

Altogether a great movie and I can't put my finger on why this movie has a 7.5 and a movie like iron man has an 8.3. When the quality of both movies is objectively viewed, I'd definitely switch the scores.

Anyway, definitely recommended. I hope they don't make a sequel. I usually feel they should go on with the concept, but this is just one story and it should remain that way. Keeps us guessing. They kinda ruined Pirates that way, if you ask me.
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Nobody's Watching (2006 TV Movie)
8/10
Reminds me of a Family Guy scene...
5 June 2008
The "President of Television" has a meeting with his board members about what to do next. Someone, very enthusiastically, suggests "A TV show about a single and attractive woman coming to New York to get her magazine running!" Someone interrupts him. "No, no, no, we need to try something different! Something fresh!" The President of TV walks up to this guy and bats him down with a clipboard.

Now, to my knowledge, this show got canceled. Instead, they went for "Twins", because why be daring and funny when you can be unoriginal and successful? I watched the pilot (its on YouTube, go check it out) and compared to the other crap sitcoms give us nowadays (Scrubs aside), this is a masterpiece. Sure the acting isn't rock solid, but its not like any other sitcom (Scrubs, again, aside) offers us that.

So yeah. Once more failure for the American TV Producers. But hey, its not like they needed success. I mean, its not like there's a writer's block or something...
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Iron Man (2008)
7/10
Conflict within and an anti-climax, yet a good movie?
25 May 2008
The movie "Iron Man" certainly got the audience laughing, but not just at the funny bits.

Anyone who goes to see a Marvel movie and wants to enjoy it has to make the switch to non-intelligent. "Ignorance is bliss" could have been Marvel's catchphrase; when somebody seriously tries to dismiss a Marvel movie because it was "cliché", that somebody is an idiot.

What caught my eye when compared to other Marvel movies, was that the acting of Robert Downey Jr. was outstanding. I don't want to imply that other Marvel movies had bad acting, but nothing topped this performance.

However, this leads me to the conflict I mention in the title. We're facing a cliché storyline, as we all know it of Marvel, and try to blend this with natural and solid acting.

This works in most aspects. The comedy for example is plain brilliant, because it feels like a natural product of Tony Stark's personality, which is perfectly portrayed.

But when we look at the romantic scenes (mainly referring to, mind spoilers, the "battery replacement"-scene), this instantly leads to a conflict. Tony's personality and realism just didn't seem to fit the cliché background music and the sudden, passionate silence.

The other point questionable about the ending, was the ending. Now to be sure, I'll give you the *spoiler alert*, but I'll try to talk around it.

We don't and shouldn't expect an extremely original climax from a Marvel. This one wasn't, but it was so cliché it kinda hurt my head.

The romantic plot line was such a detail in the movie, that the references at the end didn't do me anything. Too my taste, there were too many, some of which left some in the audience unable to repress a chuckle.

Viewing back the movie was a great watch, but I would have enjoyed it a lot more if Marvel had gone bold and had scraped the whole romance from the movie. It was an unnecessary detail which only led to an amplification of the cliché image.

Still, Marvel did a good job and it was a good watch. If there's a sequel, I'll be there.

I give the movie a 7. Would have been a 6, but in its genre it deserves a 7. (No, the Marvel stamp isn't always +1, because for movies as the 2002 "Incredible Hulk", a Marvel stamp would give the movie a -1. It does not meet Marvel expectations).

Thanks for the (lengthy) read, and I hope I was of use.

Peter Saarloos
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