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Dark (2017–2020)
1/10
Rotten enough to compel me to write this review
20 July 2020
I don't review many things. But when something like this show is so disproportionately reviewed, I feel compelled to lend balance. This show was billed to me by a friend as the single best TV series he has ever watched. He smokes a lot of weed, but I thought I'd give it a shot. Made it through season one. There was nothing great about this show. It is convoluted, with way too many characters and way too many timelines. The dialogue is dry and the acting is poor. The cinematography is mediocre. The story line is just lame. Really, really bad. I will not trust my weed smoking friends choice of TV series ever again.
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The Daily Show (1996– )
1/10
White people! Amirite??
10 May 2018
If you like incessant race baiting from a foreigner who has less time in the USA than your average preschooler, check out the Daily Show with Trevor Noah. If you think white people are the source of all the world's problems, then this is the show for you. And then there's the Trump bashing. If you hate Donald trump because he fairly won a democratic election in spite of the entirety of the main stream media telling you that the Hildebeast had a 99.99% lock, you and Trevor will get along great! He's not very funny, but he tows the liberal line and, did we mention that his birth was illegal? He likes to remind you of that often. Worst ratings in late night talk show host ratings, but who cares about polls? Amirite?
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Peopletoys (1974)
3/10
Memory from my youth haunts me now
7 October 2017
When I was a kid, probably 7 or 8 years old, I recall seeing the poster for this movie at a theater I was at while watching another movie. Every now and again the memory of that poster would pop into my mind, though I had never seen this flick. So today, I queued it up on Amazon prime, finally, after nearly 40 years. It's bad. Rotten. Really awful. Maybe this was a decent horror flick back in 1974 when it was made, but by modern standards, it's pitiful. It looks like it was filmed with a home video recorder. The dialogue is humdrum. They couldn't decide if they were filming a port or a "children of the corn" type horror flick. And the music is just comical; it's like quirky military movie music. Although, I did get to learn who Leif Garrett was. Man, that guy has had a rough life. Drug additions are a beast. But yeah, don't waste your time with this one.
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10/10
Insomnia turns into a nightmare
11 April 2017
I had insomnia last night, so I turned on HBO and watched this documentary. At some point in watching it I thought I had fallen asleep and was in a nightmare, but no, I was wide awake. I was an apathetic American until last night, but I am now outraged. These people are going through hell, and most of them are women and children. Bashar Assad is obviously guilty of war crimes and needs to be held accountable. This documentary is a must watch for everyone. The world will have to become sufficiently outraged to bring the criminal Assad to be held to account for what he has done and is doing.
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3/10
This movie sucked.
25 March 2013
Warning: Spoilers
Cliché, cheesy, inane, boring, predictable ... all could be used to sum up this horrible movie. It sucked, and I want my money back. Because this is America, and when things suck you should be able to get your $8 back.

I mean, I'm all about suspending disbelief in watching a movie. But Let's face it, if the only three people in the world with the detonation codes for every single nuclear missile were all being held hostage by a terrorist in the White House bunker -- which just happened to be the only place in the world where the detonation codes could be changed -- well, I feel pretty confident the order would be given to storm the White House and kill everyone in it ... including the President. And if the cops and the Navy SEALS couldn't handle this task, I feel pretty sure every one of us gun toting rednecks would swarm on the White House and demolish it to the ground in about 15 minutes.

And speaking of stupid, how about that super dooper gun turret they somehow miraculously smuggled into the White House and strategically placed on the roof such that it could shoot down 6 Navy SEAL helicopters??? OMFG! STOOOPID! This movie was Die Hard on steroids. Lame lame lame lame lame, and again, lame. Of course they cap the whole thing off with the proverbial ticking time bomb at the end ... that our hero just manages to deactivate at the last second, saving us all from certain doom.

What has the American population become that they would try to pass off an utterly inane and stupid piece of malarkey like this movie on us as an even marginally plausible scenario for a terrorist attack ... never-mind having only one goober inside able to thwart the attack ... and we as Americans don't stand up en masse and demand our freakin' money back for this garbage?? Cheesy!
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