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The Northman (2022)
1/10
Boring.
16 May 2022
Expected this to be fantastic after reading some reviews but this never lived up to the Masterclass title it was given. I found it very slow and boring. I found myself fast forwarding some parts of this movie as honestly I couldnt wait for it to finish.
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1/10
Shockingly bad
4 November 2021
So as a hugh Halloween film fan I was really lookiong forward to this but oh my god was I in for a shock. This film is bad really bad!! At one point It looked like Donald Trump was directing this. Now I know there are a lot of michael myers fans out there so watch this if you must but be in for a hugh disappointment.
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2/10
Shocking
18 March 2021
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This film is trash,The acting is terrible and if this was ment to represent the SAS then I dont think any real terrorists would have anything to worry about. It baffels me how Ruby Rose continues to get work as an actor as she is completly shocking. you cant take this movie seriously the main actor Sam Heughan acts like he is batman even down to the rich family and the hugh manor estate. Noel Clarke from bulletproof is terrible its like he walked straight of the set of Bulletproof and into this crap I kept expecting him to start cracking jokes. Sky you really dropped the ball on this one.
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The 2nd (2020)
1/10
What happened to Ryan Phillippe
2 September 2020
I actually liked Ryan Phillippe in shooter, But this is just rubbish. The action scenes are terrible and the dialogue is shocking. I can only assume that Ryan lost a bet and had no choice but to be in this nonsense. Avoid like the plague.
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Hard Kill (2020)
1/10
Eh No.
25 August 2020
Dont waste your time with this crap, Bruce has yet again just decided to help a friend out and star in this rubbish. The acting is terrible and so are the shootouts. The casting is useless, The dialogue is shocking. Go wash your hair instead.
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1/10
Very poor and Completely staged.
1 May 2020
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This is beyond poor, I cant belive the History channel are showing this. The so called security team lead by "Dragon" yes that's right he calls himself Dragon are like z list movie actors. Stay away from this crap.
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The Woods (I) (2013)
1/10
Another poor Bigfoot movie
18 December 2019
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I'll keep this short, This movie is terrible. The acting from Rebecca Davis is shocking. I was hoping the Bigfoot would find her quicker than he did and put me out of my misery. Some of the script " Did you not see what we saw last night" and " Did you not hear what we heard " are just too bad to comment. Seemingly hiding in a fabric tent while a 8 foot Bigfoot is attacking you is great protection as despite the Bigfoot be able to rip trees out of the ground he could not get into the tent. Anyway avoid this is pure trash.
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Trauma Center (2019)
1/10
Trash
11 December 2019
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Bruce Willis will do about anything for a paycheck, where did Mr Die hard go. This movie is utter rubbish. The dialogue seems to written by a six year old. The story is so predictable. Two bad cops, Really original. Nicky Whelan really should go to acting school or decide to stick with modeling. Everything about this movie is terrible from the acting to the writing you have been warned.
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1/10
Don't waste your time!!!!
7 October 2019
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Clearly Bruce is only doing this for a pay check and not for the love of making movies. This is shocking from the acting to the shoot-outs. Full of cliches. Michael Chiklis is too old now to be making action movies and in one scene you can see him jump onto a foam mat and in another he tell a women to log all the door in the jeep get's out and open's back and leave's it open. The shootout at the start is one of the worst you will ever see. Nothing about this movie is good so avoid.
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Crawl (I) (2019)
1/10
Utter Crap
25 September 2019
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Let me start by saying I love a disaster movie, But this is utter rubbish from the set to the CGI. 2 people and a dog trapped in a flooded house with a couple off big crocs. 1 hour 27 mins of my life I will never get back. How many times can one person get bitten without actually dying. This chap gets half his arm bitten off, breaks his femur, drown and still manages to hope around like the terminator. His daughter who only weights about 8 stone get bitten multiple time and is able to fight off these two huge crocs. But a least the dog survives without a scratch. This should have gone straight to the dvd and then the bin. AVOID.
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4/10
Could have been Great except for the host.
10 September 2019
OK so this is actually ok, some good camera work with real and raw footage. It all falls apart when the live feed goes back to the studio where the host try's to sound important and brings in so called experts to the discuss what the experts are actually doing as if the audience watching this cant make it out. This would be a much better series without the host.
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Eerie (2018)
1/10
Not worth thew Viewing
29 August 2019
OK so I read a few reviews on this movie about people unable to sleep and can watch it with he light's off and I said sounds good let give it a try. In one word terrible, This series relies on music to make you jump and quick shots of something running. The story is poor the scare factor even more so. I would not bother watching this.
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The Boys (2019– )
10/10
A Welcome relief from the normal superhero cheese.
8 August 2019
Loved this, from the casting to the writing its just so well put together. All the characters are brilliant in particular Karl Urban who plays Billy Butcher. This is Funny, violent and NOT one for the kids. This is not the run of the mill superhero movie. Watch and enjoy you wont be disappointed.
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One Remains (2019)
1/10
Another one to avoid
8 August 2019
Another group of filmmakers trek deep into the woods and something happens!! Has this story not being done a million times before. These actors are very bad in particular Vanessa Leigh who over plays her role of a moody lesbian. This is a low budget movie and it shows. Leave this one alone.
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The Hustle (I) (2019)
1/10
shockingly unfunny
7 August 2019
There are certain movies that should not be re-made, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels have nothing to worry about. I like Hathaway and Wilson and you would think that you would be rolling in laughs but far from it. My advice watch the original and leave this one to rot.
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#Followme (2019)
1/10
Shocking
5 June 2019
This movie is horrendous, Terrible script , Terrible acting. I pray that I never watch another movie with these women in it.
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Aquaman (2018)
1/10
My six year old son couldnt finish watching this.
14 March 2019
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How bad is this? Its really bad and I can't for the life of me figure out how it has such a high rating. I really dont know where to start. People riding on sea horses, people riding on sharks, a special forces solider who looks like he has a giant ant head. Underwater soldiers that bleed water. Any every possible psychedelic colour who could imagine.Its was like the director was on a bad acid trip. Myself and the family who are by the way big fans of the marvel franchise could only watch this for about 40 minutes. Its a shame because Jason Momoa who I think is a very decend actor was let down by this very poor script. This character was much better portrayed in Justice League but then Zack Snyder directed that where Aquaman was directed by James Wan who would be better known for directing Horror movies and I think this is where he went off the rails. Aquaman 2 has been announced and I fear when James Wan gets his hands on it, it will be more of the same. One to avoid!!!
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Strike Back (2010–2020)
1/10
Replacing Stonebridge and Scott a huge mistake.
6 March 2019
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The New Strike Back is TERRIBLE, the acting is horrible the writing is shocking. Where to start, Alin Sumarwata who plays LCpl. Gracie Novin is trying to be the female version of the old Strikeback member Scott, she is possibly the worst actor of the lot, always cursing and shouting for no apparent reason. The writing is terrible and in one episode the team don't seem to know the difference between a .50 cal machine gun and a M.60 or while trying to stop the nuke's being hijacked he could have shot the helicopter out of the sky and then that would have stopped this god awful show for going on the extra episodes. So unless Stonebridge and Scott are going to come back I think it's time that this trash was cancelled!!
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1/10
Rescue me
4 March 2019
This is shocking, Terrible acting brutal writing. There is little to the rescue part of the title. Stay away and maybe take up knitting it will be more entertaining.
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Bodyguard (2018)
10/10
Fantastic
28 September 2018
There are very few TV Series that I would say are fantastic but this is one. The BBC have done it again. The acting is spot on. The drams is spot on and the last episode had me sitting on the edge of my seat, Tense is and under statement. Here is hoping for season 2. Watch this you wont be sorry.
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S.W.A.T. (2017– )
1/10
Shockingly Bad
28 September 2018
Having just watched the first episode of the new season I can honestly say it will be the last one I watch. The script and acting are so poor. I was hoping after the last season that this would have been canceled. Shemar Moore who plays Hondo acting is wooden and Lina Esco who plays Chris Alonso just cant act. Give this one a miss.
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FBI (2018– )
1/10
Terrible casting , Weak acting
26 September 2018
After having watched the first episode all I can say is what a shame. The lead actors are shocking especially Missy Peregrym who in all honesty I was hoping wouldn't make it past the opening 15 minutes. She really is that bad. Zeeko Zaki is just as wooden. I think you should all do yourselves a favor and skip this one just more very predictable Hollywood nonsense . You have been warned..
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1/10
So Bad
5 April 2018
Have just watched this what can I say. Terrible acting , Terrible script and Terrible special effects. DO NOT Waste you time.!!
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Station 19 (2018–2024)
1/10
Dont waist your time..
23 March 2018
While I'm not a fire fighter I cant imagine that any member of the Fire department who watched this would be entertained. The lead who is played by Jaina Lee Ortiz may as well be wearing a jock strap.The over acting is bordering on the criminal and this is just from the first episode. Chicago Fire which Im not a hug fan of is miles ahead of this. Be warned stay away..
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Gone (I) (2017–2018)
1/10
Very Poor
22 March 2018
This I'm afraid is fairly poor, Leven Rambin's over acting is the main reason, They may as well have given her a cape. Instead the FBI allow her to help them track criminal's . She seem's to have a special ability to find hidden rooms as well. Trust me if you like this sort of TV series watch Criminal Minds instead and give this one a miss.
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