Reviews

WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS

Okay, I watched this movie with very high expectations, and it didn't

deliver. Everyone says how great and scary it is, IT SUCKS!!! Bad

acting, horrible story, need I say more? Yes.

The so-called horror movie starts off with our lead character

displaying his fear of clowns in a short dream sequence that ends

with him waking up with wet pajamas. We then see his brother

come to wake him up with a huge bulge in his underwear (hmm..),

then we see our lead take his wet pants off (it's pretty obvious the

director was very into little naked boys). The day goes by (30

minutes later) and then the 3 brothers go to the circus where Cody

sees a clown, which then tries to pull him up as a helper for the

act, he obviously runs out crying. They go back to their house blah

blah blah. Three mental pacients kill the clowns in their dressing

room, and they dress up as clowns and terrorize the nearby home

the three boys live in. Blah Blah Blah......

The movie is extremely predicatble, stupid, and not scary (for me at

least) I give this movie credit for some funny diolouge between the

3 brothers, but other than that the movie in not worth your time. If

you want to see a truly scary clown movie, watch Stephen King's

masterpiece I.T. (Stupid ending but good movie) 3/10

Ignore The Hype

Okay. I could see how people could hate this movie so much, it's a

horrible sequel, like so many others. But if you think about it, this is

a truly great movie by itself. If part 1 was never made, I think a lot

more people would enjoy it like I did. Another example is Texas

Chainsaw Massacre 2. Was it like the original, no, was it still good,

yes. Oh well. It's really funny. After the stepdad comes back to life,

he''s pretty damn funny. And not to mention horrifying. I can't

remember a time when I was so afraid, seriously. The part where

he's start to chase his stepson after he took that kid's nose off was

so scary. Ummm. Just watch and forget there even was an

original. But hey, the original is good too. 7/10.

******Spoilers********not like it matters. Since when does the family do anything for the CIA?Seriously.And whats up with Leatherface's new look???Why in every sequel does an entirely different family live with Leatherface? I mean, Crop Top was cool, but come on...What's so unique about Vilmer anyways?He screams, woooo, thats very scary.Finally, what is the whole deal with that one guys who pulls up in the limo? oh well.

Dont rent it, buy it, or even watch it when it comes on T.V. Unless you like being dissapointed every time a classic is ruined by a piece of s!@# sequel like this one.From beginning to end is filled with stupidity, in a bad way...Teens stumble into the house, get hit over the head with hammers, Leatherface doesn't even use his Chainsaw for anything except to chase one girl, and they finish it off with a really cool dance. Give me a break....