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5/10
Believe me, 5 stars is generous.
26 May 2024
Warning: Spoilers
On another planet, French aliens who shower rarely if ever, just like the French on Earth, have mastered telepathy and interstellar travel. They send an emissary back to earth to "check up on it and report back" Nobody wants to go as earth is so backwards. But one alien women (who is also the director of the film), who has recently and secretly discovered that she's half-earthling, volunteers to go.

So far so good. She arrives on earth and ha ha ha, we still use cars! And ha ha ha, the cafe is filled with cigarette smoke! And ha ha ha, we still use money!

From that point on, they re-use that shtick over and over and over until her sons come to earth to check on her and they meet two earth girls and fall in love and then the sons take those girls back to their perfect planet to eat vegan and sleep in grass nests by the lake. The end.

Evidently, judging by the 10/10 ratings this thing is getting, people like any story, as long as it's a moving picture and has got a pretty face like Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu's to look at.*
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Cats (2019)
1/10
Another case of automated bots skewing the reviews.
3 January 2021
All these other reviews can only be a concerted effort by some bad actor to trash this movie which, while not Oscar-worthy, is actually pretty good. If anything, it needed more Corden though, not less. See if you can spot the uncredited cameos by Robert Downey Junior and Vin Diesel.

LOL, no I'm just kidding. This was unspeakably horrible.
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