Cuz it sure wasn't Halloween. I admit it, I got curious and when a friend told me he had obtained a bootleg copy (which I don't really agree with nor with downloading music illegally), I watched it. What I saw was not only so far removed from being Halloween, it ceased from being a scary movie at all. Not even one second of suspense or build up exists in the version I saw. Even worse is the disjointed feeling I got from watching the intro until the dreadful and boring conclusion. Michael Myers is certainly not The Shape in this movie at all, he's a sympathetic victim of his surroundings who appears usually in plain view throughout the story. In this film, Myers truly is just a guy in a suit with a mask on. No mystique. Period.
It's clear that Rob Zombie feels that his visuals must speak for themselves and are so disturbing and so provocative, that they must be scary. Well they aren't. Neither is the transition from the story of a psychotic boy to a 7 foot giant stalking some girls we meet well into the movie. The pacing here is strictly amateur night. Then again we are talking about Zombie and he is an amateur. He's obviously very much in love with himself too.
Yes, I'm aware that the theatrical version will be somewhat different, but unless the whole movie was scrapped in favor of a more developed and effective re-telling, I can't imagine that most of the scenes I saw won't still be there left in tact, along with the overall tone which makes up this very pointless and unnecessary experience.
It's clear that Rob Zombie feels that his visuals must speak for themselves and are so disturbing and so provocative, that they must be scary. Well they aren't. Neither is the transition from the story of a psychotic boy to a 7 foot giant stalking some girls we meet well into the movie. The pacing here is strictly amateur night. Then again we are talking about Zombie and he is an amateur. He's obviously very much in love with himself too.
Yes, I'm aware that the theatrical version will be somewhat different, but unless the whole movie was scrapped in favor of a more developed and effective re-telling, I can't imagine that most of the scenes I saw won't still be there left in tact, along with the overall tone which makes up this very pointless and unnecessary experience.
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