Frodo Potter makes the quest to become the white Blade of werewolves. Twists and turn and pretty cool FX. In the end he becomes canonized in a pretty brutal way. Sir Thorfinn! Our savior.
Reviews
83 Reviews
Bite Marks
(2011)
Good movie, too bad it had lag in dialogue
16 October 2021
The "in-your-face" homosexuality and assorted sex aren't the problem for me. The director/script writer having bad dialogue or a lack of it was. It has a cooler semi-original plot, that does seem to take a backseat to the sexuality. But, half of all movies do that.
Riding the Bullet
(2004)
This movie is worth a watch.
3 October 2021
Warning: Spoilers
I may have missed it somewhere, but it didn't seem to be printed on this application. This is one of the first movies I remember that I watched more than once through television and never caught. THERE IS NO JOINT! Or, no one recorded the "goof". If that is so, then it is proof there is no joint.
Harry Price: Ghost Hunter
(2015 TV Movie)
It's a great TV movie, buddddeee.
17 September 2021
It's like (a twisted) British "Rose Red", except Sherlock homes doesn't do the "hair-ron", or the "git-fiddle". Seriously entertaining after the credits roll. Basically everything is important, so it's good that I have an attention span. The setting is cool, the actors are quirky in their portrayal, much like non-fictional people would be. Location, location, location... is cinematically pleasing. They should've thrown this in theaters. Buy it when you see it, on iTunes and "movies selling" digital platforms. It seems like I'm promoting it without saying anything. Hard to do one of these with no spoilers.
Drive in Massacre
(1976)
Every Time I think I find a favorite movie
15 November 2020
Warning: Spoilers
I'm not saying this is the greatest slice of cinematic history offered up out of B-horror slasher as a genre, but it's good enough. Lots of curvy women, and some boobs, too. But, the gore is pretty well accomplished, also. If you wait until just before the credits roll, I bet you could imagine the thrill of horror fans of the period going to see this in the theater.
Mosquito
(1994)
How Could You Not Love A Gunnar Hanson Movie?
26 September 2020
Warning: Spoilers
The effects in their comical absurdity are astounding. The crew while unknown work well together. Some of those line deliveries prove they knew what they were doing. Twists and turns and practical effects. Can't forget the clay work. Seeing Gunnar use a chainsaw again, is priceless.
#Alive
(2020)
World War Z sequel perhaps.
20 September 2020
Warning: Spoilers
This is better than good. Strange stale translations for dialogue but an epic movie nonetheless. I have to state it too: don't knock it, it has its own key. The roving herds attracted to sound is great. The building as a backdrop and almost a secondary character is great, too.
Demonwarp
(1988)
George Kennedy was great, too. For all three days.
17 September 2020
Warning: Spoilers
An amazing movie (almost two) from start to end. The worst thing about the effects are dated gloves and feet. Eerie were-creature, as well as "zombie alien ghouls" and "alien overlord" effects. Gore deluxe, too. Sticks, and rocks as primitive tools, ha! This is a crazy movie and intricate as all get out. My only complaint is when explaining all of that out-of-the-manual usage of the gun jargon, he fails to mention iron sights. Ha! Great movie.
The Unfamiliar
(2020)
This was a weird movie.
16 September 2020
Warning: Spoilers
I don't know where this came from. The characters are fairly well developed. Minus one "18" year old daughter. A very spooky vibe in some parts. Twists and pretty good acting. Including the crazy Polynesian priestess. The CGI eyes at the end are lacking big Hollywood effects, but the rest of the movie was good. The tar, though. That was weird af.
It Came from the Desert
(2017)
Beer Drinking Fire Ants
6 September 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Terrible CGI, alcoholic ants that sound almost like Chip N' Dale rescue rangers while laughing. Tense build up, pretty good gore. Copied formulaic plot down to a "Scary Movie" spoof quality. I used to play the game. Totally rad movie.
Body Count
(1986)
Body Count is pretty good
4 August 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Minoring in Fulci-ism as an Italian slasher, location is impeccable. Some pretty cool effects even if not gore related. Inspired death scenes and weirdo niche stalker/slasher. It's a good watch and rarely slows without anything absurd.
Strigoi
(2009)
Fluidly made to move a story, and funny.
26 July 2020
Warning: Spoilers
The characters are developed pretty well for a "low budget" horror movie. Some extremely funny laugh out loud dialogue also. Not really much on gore or anything else, so you shouldn't treat it like other lower budget movies. Very strange and engulfing take on "bloodsuckers".
No Holds Barred
(1989)
This Is Cinema History...
18 July 2020
Niche AF, and twice as cheesy. Hogan pulls off a less than stellar performance like most of his segments in WWF. That is why you should watch this. If nothing else the dated music and hand gestures make it great. Also, that limo destruction about 14 minutes in, is great.
Looky there, Monterey Jack rides a kitten.
7 April 2020
Raiders of the Living Dead
(1986)
Samuel Sherman masterpiece
2 April 2020
Warning: Spoilers
The first 15 minutes are worth the movie run time. Kick ass montage of unrelated zombies. Theme song written for the movie, dated. Awesome. A seemingly unrelated gasoline transport tanker highjacking. Complete with magic cop call from nowhere, and a literal high speed chase down what seems to be an old logging road. Ended by a well placed dump truck in reverse. Just in time.
Followed by gratuitous cop modeling scene radio call, about a power plant containing hostages that look both hungry and bored. Maybe in need of a bathroom break.
Then the guy with the bomb in the plant gets tased by something, pulls them out, then struggles with the cop until escaping while running through a basement doing an oddly pleasing tribute to "footloose".
There is no way those laser disc turned laser pistols the kid make wouldn't kill the zombies.
The Dead Don't Die
(2019)
Now How Did Jim Jarmusch Predict Covid-19 By Spring The Next Year?
15 March 2020
Warning: Spoilers
So weird the coincidence of the plot to currently reality a year later. I mean we don't have zombies but it is a plague. This is an endlessly delightful movie and the effects are great too. Very Jarmuschian if you like his work. Funny as all get out. Even better than the memes I'm seeing about our plague. Too bad so many people are reacting like Officer Mindy Morrison and not like officer Ronnie Peterson. Tom waits is God and Jim Jarmusch has to be THE hippest mother fucker out there to date.
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