Reviews

Frodo Potter makes the quest to become the white Blade of werewolves. Twists and turn and pretty cool FX. In the end he becomes canonized in a pretty brutal way. Sir Thorfinn! Our savior.

I may have missed it somewhere, but it didn't seem to be printed on this application. This is one of the first movies I remember that I watched more than once through television and never caught. THERE IS NO JOINT! Or, no one recorded the "goof". If that is so, then it is proof there is no joint.

Although, Paul is legitimately creepy af, yo. Like, side eyeing, thick on the booze creepy.

Even as a stand alone you could watch this and be entertained by the jump scares and the gore. Some of the animation lacks, but otherwise it's a great thrill. Damn that Melinda and her nose bleed, though. Creepy. 👻

I'm not saying this is the greatest slice of cinematic history offered up out of B-horror slasher as a genre, but it's good enough. Lots of curvy women, and some boobs, too. But, the gore is pretty well accomplished, also. If you wait until just before the credits roll, I bet you could imagine the thrill of horror fans of the period going to see this in the theater.

A retelling of "Psycho" but with modern twists and cool delusional effects that presumes to be the origin of Haddonfield NJ's problem. Better clean your room; ha. What's not to like?

The effects in their comical absurdity are astounding. The crew while unknown work well together. Some of those line deliveries prove they knew what they were doing. Twists and turns and practical effects. Can't forget the clay work. Seeing Gunnar use a chainsaw again, is priceless.

This is better than good. Strange stale translations for dialogue but an epic movie nonetheless. I have to state it too: don't knock it, it has its own key. The roving herds attracted to sound is great. The building as a backdrop and almost a secondary character is great, too.

An amazing movie (almost two) from start to end. The worst thing about the effects are dated gloves and feet. Eerie were-creature, as well as "zombie alien ghouls" and "alien overlord" effects. Gore deluxe, too. Sticks, and rocks as primitive tools, ha! This is a crazy movie and intricate as all get out. My only complaint is when explaining all of that out-of-the-manual usage of the gun jargon, he fails to mention iron sights. Ha! Great movie.

I don't know where this came from. The characters are fairly well developed. Minus one "18" year old daughter. A very spooky vibe in some parts. Twists and pretty good acting. Including the crazy Polynesian priestess. The CGI eyes at the end are lacking big Hollywood effects, but the rest of the movie was good. The tar, though. That was weird af.

Epic Nazi death. Action exploitation and some pretty decent gore. Epic C-3 corvette, too. I hate the ending, but this is classic.

Terrible CGI, alcoholic ants that sound almost like Chip N' Dale rescue rangers while laughing. Tense build up, pretty good gore. Copied formulaic plot down to a "Scary Movie" spoof quality. I used to play the game. Totally rad movie.

Minoring in Fulci-ism as an Italian slasher, location is impeccable. Some pretty cool effects even if not gore related. Inspired death scenes and weirdo niche stalker/slasher. It's a good watch and rarely slows without anything absurd.

The characters are developed pretty well for a "low budget" horror movie. Some extremely funny laugh out loud dialogue also. Not really much on gore or anything else, so you shouldn't treat it like other lower budget movies. Very strange and engulfing take on "bloodsuckers".

Between the wasteland facade and the spray paint colors, who'd want to leave anyway? Ha! Fed drugs, food, racism, and Fosters, the undesirables just stay on. It's weird but worth a watch.

Such a great movie. Everything one needs, complete with a bar scene featuring a greasy wet talking frog.

The first 15 minutes are worth the movie run time. Kick ass montage of unrelated zombies. Theme song written for the movie, dated. Awesome. A seemingly unrelated gasoline transport tanker highjacking. Complete with magic cop call from nowhere, and a literal high speed chase down what seems to be an old logging road. Ended by a well placed dump truck in reverse. Just in time. Followed by gratuitous cop modeling scene radio call, about a power plant containing hostages that look both hungry and bored. Maybe in need of a bathroom break. Then the guy with the bomb in the plant gets tased by something, pulls them out, then struggles with the cop until escaping while running through a basement doing an oddly pleasing tribute to "footloose". There is no way those laser disc turned laser pistols the kid make wouldn't kill the zombies.

So weird the coincidence of the plot to currently reality a year later. I mean we don't have zombies but it is a plague. This is an endlessly delightful movie and the effects are great too. Very Jarmuschian if you like his work. Funny as all get out. Even better than the memes I'm seeing about our plague. Too bad so many people are reacting like Officer Mindy Morrison and not like officer Ronnie Peterson. Tom waits is God and Jim Jarmusch has to be THE hippest mother fucker out there to date.