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Club Zero (2023)
Pedestrian and Anemic 1* out of 10*
19 October 2023
There are films that gives you ample time to ponder why it was made in the first place.

While having a supreme premise, the storytelling is pedestrian at best as it resolves to the mere treatment of a thesis. While this thesis contains elements of a satire with its overdone costumes and with its lifeless model house settings it lacks any sense of humor or wit.

There is nothing close to what I would call acting in this movie. Actors, some of them very talented, some of them even among my favorite actors, are as stiff as a log, reciting lines that could have been written by sophomores on a home assignment on nutrition.

My biggest takeaway was that even great actors can appear to be hopelessly untalented and hollow with the proper direction. There is no subtext at any moment whatsoever. I am assuming this is intentional. For me it ruined what could have been an engaging take on group dynamics.

During what felt like an eternity of incremental losing hope this film would go somewhere, I kept wondering why no one during financing, casting, shooting, editing and especially releasing had a hunch that a story poorly told could be a waste of time.
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Brilliant Danish Jutland Western ten * of ten
19 October 2023
Possibly one of the most engaging and powerful European movies of the year. Great storytelling, acting, directing, cinematography, art direction, costumes, make up.

This film uses all the tools of the western genre. Wide landscapes, settlers developing harsh lands, the fight against greed, injustice, cruelty and impunity of the ruling class, a stubborn loner who learns to follow his heart and old vs. New technologies, in this case agricultural, settlers fighting rich landowners, racial prejudices and of course a showdown with a powerful obligatory scene.

For the longest time I have been waiting for a period piece set in Europe with the look and feel of epic westerns. There have been a few efforts so far and they all failed on me in one part or another. This one could be leading the pack. Do yourself a favor and go see it on a very, very big screen.
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Antebellum (2020)
Overambitious and overdone. One * out of 10*
20 March 2023
Concept movie. Everyone involved seems to be trying way too hard to state the obvious. Very painful bad acting, painful conceptual writing, overzealous score, overdone video commercial cinematography, endless obligatory scenes.

There was a movie in the seventies about the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, with the Romans flying in helicopters and carrying machine guns. That worked because it was a new idea. Now it feels old and overdone. Putting modern gadgets into a historic context is not enough. It works just like any other rehash of an old idea. It works with the writing, the acting, the direction, the score. All of that was completely overambitious, lacking any form of subtlety or substance. More like footage for a music video.
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The Assistant (III) (2019)
3* out of 10* Like Waiting for the Plane in an Airport Lounge
18 March 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Not much to see here. It reminds me of late European films denying structure and storytelling in favor of planting the viewer's hope that something, anything might happen or at least that things come together in the end. They don't. I was amazed to read in the credits the names of over a dozen people working on some visual effects. There aren't any except a few retouched reflections of the camera in windows. Cinematography is as plain as it can be, which fits the, well, plot. It was not boring though, just ike waiting in an airport lounge can be intersting when you suddenly decide to watch other people waiting instead of getting cranky about your delaed flight. You do not learn anything about anybody. You watch strangers showing their public face who are also waiting for something to happen in between stories. On a metaphorical level, just like your flight being cancelled after two hours of waiting, this story never takes off.
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Exit Plan (2019)
Misunderstood Riddle od Death --- 10 * out of 10
4 November 2022
Warning: Spoilers
I was amazed that this work of cinematic art has received so little attention. It might be the subject - terminal cancer - which is not a prime suspect for easily entertaining a crowd as any realistic confrontation with death tends to be depressing. However I did not find this film depressing. It might also be that films with surreal elements have a hard time with audiences that expect all things to be at face value, without riddles or elements that are not spelled out completely and leave room for the viewer's imagination. Personally I loved the mixture of subdued thriller and Eastern European type surrealism in a scifi setting of films like Ex Machina.

The main character finds himself in a maze of conflicting feelings and impressions leading to something that could be very possibly his death. He achieves this by going to a hotel that claims to make death as pleasant as possible, with everything happening according to your individual wish. For the dramatic room neighbor of the protagonist this is a very dramatic death. For the main character it is a surreal get together with his wife that resolves open issues. The depiction of dying in this movie was creative and beautiful in a very original way.
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Burning Days (2022)
Landscape and Plot Scattered With Giant Holes. 5* out of 10 for the first half
14 October 2022
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It is easy to start telling a story by weaving in all sorts of compelling threads. It is a lot harder to bring those threads to some kind of satisfactory end.

This film starts out interestingly, with the arrival of a public prosecutor in a remote Turkish town punctured by mysterious sink holes, supposedly caused by the abuse of the corrupt mayor's water management.

It appears to be the prosecutor's first assignment. He seems to be arriving from another planet, as he is alien to the type of corruption his country had to endure for decades.

Maybe the director was steering towards making a political film. It is not.

It is no crime story as well. Neither is it a thriller. It might be about a greenhorn prosecutor from the city thrown into the snake pit of law ignoring locals, finding himself between a rock and a hard place. There are a lot of symbolic images, like dead boars being pulled through the street accompanied by illegal gunfire salves and dead rats all over including rat poison in bread boxes.

Many edits seem to be designed to symbolize the main character's confusion. Last but not least there is a thread of the character's sexual confusion. It goes nowhere. The longer the film lasts, the more the film confuses the confusion of the main character with the virtues of clean storytelling.

Somewhere after midpoint, conflicting threads stop making sense. More threads of storytelling are added from there on while existing ones pivot randomly. None of these threads are coming to a conclusion or resonate in a surreal way like films by David Lynch nor others do.

At a certain point two characters try to kill each other in one of the lakes. This is in a region where we have learned that the main problem is lack of water. It is not clear why they want to kill each other. In the next scene they drive down a road peacefully like best friends, without further ado.

I cannot imagine this was in the script. A lot of people are financing a film or working on a movie. Someone most have said something like: "Why do they do this?" I also would have liked to know because i really liked the beginning and I got pulled into what seemed to be a great story.

The only explanation I could come up with was that I did not see a final version or a version that was approved by the producers. The copy of the film I saw might have been somehow fragmented, missing some vital scenes here and there. Maybe what I saw was a movie fragment where scenes having been omitted without the director's or the producer's knowledge. The full film could have been a 10.
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War Is No Fun. ----- 6* out of 10 for proving this is true.
10 October 2022
Warning: Spoilers
If you put the scope of WW1 in relation to its outcome you get a somewhat similar result as the experience you might have with this film. In a way that is the biggest achievement of the movie. This film resembles exactly WW1 in relation of its scope to its result. It is a huge material effort ending up with one basic message: War is bad.

The realm of cinema has been a stage for many films carrying this message. Personally I find it almost impossible to disagree and I probably have taken in the message a long time ago that makes me reluctant in watching war movies unless they are ready to relate other layers of story telling that go beyond the obvious.

The efforts taken in this film are huge, both in the casting as well as in all departments, including FX. There is really nothing in particular that is wrong about the film. If you want to see a feel bad movie about people realizing that war is no fun place to be, or that it might be even pointless to die for, this might be the perfect entertainment for you.

There is a long and powerful canon of war movies. Usually they weave in a basic message, unless they have been commissioned as state propaganda. The message is simple and effective, because it is a truism. War equals horror.

The protagonists in Remarque's story go through that realization. At the time of publication this was probably trailblazing, especially in war mongering Germany.

Europe and the world in the 20th century was set ablaze many times and at many places by this deadly euphoria for war. I believe it has worn off by now and it should continue to do so.

The reality of war has become available on social media. Fewer mothers want their sons to become war heroes except for the most radical ones. We have the looming danger of atomic war that carries no bright outlook, not even for the craziest state leaders. We know war is bad.

We, the masses, have come to realize that wars are either carried out for access to resources, domination of ecosystems or power struggles of the ruling classes against rising masses. A standard war movie makes a point in the obvious depiction of cruelty experienced or carried out by regular people who have been conscripted against their will, or in this case, signed up willingly blinded by war propaganda. It shows how they are pulled into a vortex of pain and horror until they die a useless death. All quiet is doing a good job in that, if not a perfect one. However the screenplay does not provide room for more that that.

There are films like "Apocalypse Now" based on Conrad's "Heart of Darkness", which puts another layer, even a cascade of layers, on top of the obvious.

It is these additional layers I have been missing.

Behind all the grime-in-the-face close ups and grenades going off left and right I could not find anything of that sort. Perhaps risking life for stealing a goose when there is an abundance of onions and potatoes was the closest thing to it. Life becomes worthless, that of others just as your own. Maybe that is the point of the movie. In a way that resembles Remarques nihilistic storytelling. If this was the only purpose of the film it was done more than OK.

Maybe I was mistaken to have been looking for additional layers of story telling or additional layers of character development or an additional layer of some kind of spiritual meaning that would transcend the obvious - that war is bad.

Like I said in the beginning of this review. If the waste of lives and effort of WW1 had one message to the world and if this movie is trying to say just that and nothing more, it was perfect.
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Girl Picture (2022)
SKAM Derivative Played by Over Aged Girls. Five * out of ten for comedy
6 October 2022
This film depicts three affluent European high school girls in the middle of some coming of age issues - I would not go so far as to call it problems.

The structure and the feel is a derivative of the Norwegian Internet series SKAM, which was made on a string budget with authentic real aged teenagers.

In SKAM, characters were balanced, multi layered and above all believable, while the characters here are quite shallow and, for that matter, portrayed by over age women. This gives it a somewhat awkward feeling at times, especially when it comes to portraying first sexual encounters. It is worth noting that Aamu Milonoff is 23, Eleonoora Kauhanen is 24 and Linnea Leino is 30 when the "girls" keep on experiencing these first (random) sexual encounters and discuss them on their job in a fruit juice stand, usually right after high school classes.

There is an abundant supply of cliches, like singing to random music playing on the car stereo while driving to parties or bouncing around each other in luxury apartments like happy young kittens.

All characters, even more so the male characters, feel constructed with a need to cover cliches. For the sake of comedy this is okay and at times it is entertaining. Anything beyond that feels contrived. The teenage love stories do not have the kind of pull that some teenagers actually feel when they are in it, thinking they experience the end of the world.

There is a lot of sexuality in this film that obviously comes from teenagers watching too much pornography. While it is true that European teenagers are highly exposed to pornography, portraying this issue with over aged actresses playing teenagers recreates a feeling of sexual exploitation that was declared as the arch enemy in feminist film making. In this aspect the film has failed. It could have been a chance to authentically rewrite the way teenage girls are portrayed in modern cinema.
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The Offence (1973)
Five out of Ten* with one major flaw in the script
11 April 2022
Police officer fights his own shadow emerging in the shape of a child molestation suspect.

This idea has been done a few times and this is one of them.

Nice dark camera work. Vintage cars, furniture and costumes worth seeing. Not a feel good movie.

Connery is praised for his performance in this film. Personally I found it has some problems, that are buried in the script, being rather repetitive, two dimensional and not very realistic. I appears to be more iike the writer's phantasy of a cop with problems.

There is one major flaw in the script. The victim, a school girl, is recovering in the hospital. The drunk suspect is held in custody based on a scratch on his forehead and traces of dirt on his coat. No samples are taken from the coat or the stuff under his nails, just whatever police would do in the 70ies for collecting evidence. There is simply no forensics in this giant police department that is being overhauled during this fatal night.

The guy who might just as well be innocent is being interrogated based on no evidence. Any regular detective would wait for the recovering victim to identify the suspect. As far as I am concerned, the idea of identification does not even come up once. Instead, the police feels they have to get a confession immediately, otherwise they have to let the perpetator go for good which would be the end of the case and also the end of the movie. Sorry, I did not find that compatible with the kind of police work I know. Maybe England in the 70ies was like that, who knows. Coming from the country that hosted Sherlock Holmes, I kind of doubt it.

If you liked the premise or its execution, I strongly recommend for you to see Lars von Trier's debut film "Element of Crime" where this concept has been brought to a radical end.
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Hidden Gem and True Classic. Ten * out of Ten
10 April 2022
This film was not made for foreign distribution and was not screened outside of Japan.

Many films wither with time. This seems to magically resist esthetic decay. It must have been very influential for Japanese cinema, being one of its first cinemascope films, using the screen in ways that are nothing less than perfect, even seen with a contemporary eye.

A deep and complex medieval story on love, dismissing the western paradigm of "suspension of disbelief." At any point there is no forgetting you are watching a movie just as at any point of reading a graphic novel you will not confuse the drawings with reality.

Firework of colors, the animation, face masks and artificial theater stage designs make the story dig even deeper into the human condition of love and pain.

A true gem and I believe still influential up to this day for anyone interested in the art of cinema.

Starts slow but worth the wait. Came out on Bluray recently.

Watch on a screen as big as possible.
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Navalny (2022)
See it yourself
10 April 2022
This film has been downvoted by Russian bots. Which is one of the points of this film to begin with. Roher befriended Navalny by chance. Navalny is a shrewed social media adept politician. Roher says he was not sure if Navalny is using him in this documentary. Even that is woven in. Need to see it.
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Multi level fail
5 October 2021
This.film has so much potential and fails on so many levels that it is really sad to watch. A lost effort. Two stars for occasional Olivier Assays style editing that unfortunately does not help patch up lack of motivation in characters and lack of story development.
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Annette (2021)
The unbearable dullness of moden art 2 * out of 10
26 September 2021
Carax, who has had a one hit wonder with "Mauvaus Sang," a film I admired in a time that seems like eons ago. Is recycling the inventory of his own work, creating a somewhat stale and artificial world that might fool viewers that are not familiar with the Emperor's New Clothes.

For someone who has seen all his films and tried again and again to love them like his first ones, having to endure this film was a truly sad experience. The only semi-cute idea was to turn the stage audience into a Greek theater chorus.

I doubt that this film will be a commercial success. Artistically it is grinding at low standards when it comes to the music, the performance, the acting and above all, the screenplay.

I give it two stars for efforts in cinematography.

Sorry Leos, I would have loved to see something above a 5 from you.
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Cats (2019)
Genuinely Unwatchable - A Mus See For Film Students
8 September 2021
I heard this story of this English teacher who was a big fan of the stage musical Cats. For days she was excited when this film was about to come out. The day after she announced that she was finally going to have a chance to see it, she came to class pale and emotionless. When students asked her what was wrong (and students hardly ever ask a question like that) she said, she has not slept well. The movie was so bad that she cried the whole night through.

It is hard to fathom how a classic like a world success musical can be turned into this film. It makes me wonder what studio executives are doing. How could they release it the way it is?

Werner Herzog once said, film students should not only watch good films. They should also watch movies that are awful to analyze what went wrong in order to avoid making the same mistakes. This 100 mio dollar effort would be among the top ten on my list.
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Inherent Vice (2014)
Nihilistic meta cinema - Don't try to follow, just enter and stay for a while
5 August 2021
Glad not to be a professional film critic - I would not know what to say. Great casting. Fun costumes. Some scenes give you the feeling of other scenes you might have seen somewhere else. Kind of like an instant classic rehash. Do not make the mistake to follow the plot. There is a higher chaos beneath us all. Probably good material to test the effects of various psychoactive substances on people who make an effort of connecting dots when watching movies. You do not need substances though. There are dots all right but there is no coherent picture that is good for everybody. Any connection you draw is fine. Maybe that is the message.

I usually follow the guidance of amazon (I believe it to be the owner of this site) and try to give points between one and ten. Impossible here. I consider that the film's quality.
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The Laundromat (I) (2019)
Ten* out of 10 *
29 July 2021
A political comedy about corruption that should be mandatory to be shown in schools and I do not only mean film schools, I mean all schools..Everyone paying taxes should see it.

Yes, it shows some aspects of what is going on in the financial world and yes, it is not covering the whole system of abuse. Great acting on behalf of Meryl Streep which of course is not surprising. I was missing the role of central banks in this strange but true world order and of course the new role of crypto currencies that have become a new outlet for tax evasion and miscellaneous corruption.

Probably one of the reason it is still flourishing.

It is probably impossible to cover all aspects in one film.

I am truly surprised about the low rating it has gotten from users.

My only explanation is that it does not follow the centuries old blueprint of the heroes journey moving along a standard three act structure, which I consider daring and a plus. Especially if it manages to advance the art of film making, which this film does.

Directorial gimmicks of intertwining realms in one take usually used in the world of expensive and glossy corporate videos make this film a gem.
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Snail pace
16 July 2021
Watch it with a remote in your hand, fast forward button ready to go. At 4x it is still slow, but acceptable. Did not buy the setting of 19th century. Costumes look like out of an H&M store.
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Song to Song (I) (2017)
Feels like someone had to complete an outstanding picture deal
16 April 2021
When indigenous people from the Amazons were shown movies for the first time, researchers asked them about what they had seen. Oddly, they did not follow the plot and they did not pay attention to the actors either. Instead, they said things like: "There were three chicken in the movie." Researchers were stunned. When they looked at the movie again, they realized there was a scene where a few chicken walked by in the background.

All my life I wondered if this was just a made up story.

In most of his movies, Mr. Malick focused on juxtaposing two worlds, the world of pure nature and a world having been somehow perverted and redesigned by humans. In other words, about the loss of innocence.

After having seen this film I understood the natives of the Amazon. What I saw in "Song to Song" was ivy growing in the back of a porch, a parked rover in the far distance, a dog walking by a deckchair in a neatly mowed garden. Those were the most interesting things in a film that shows random women on the verge of different grades of nervous breakdowns, inter cut with random go-pro and iPhone shots of landscapes. Then there were a few men, similarly confused and not really interesting. I am not sure this was Malick's intention. I am a big fan of his work, possibly with the exception of this film that feels like he had to complete an outstanding picture deal. Some of the houses were neat though.

One star for Jack Fisk finding some interesting modern architecture.
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Kudos to the makers. Sleeping classic about cultural clashes and women*s rights in partiarch societies. Nine out of ten.
3 April 2021
Its getting harder and harder to make comedy. Some people enjoy taking offense on pretty much anything, disregarding that creating offense between characters or playing on cultural differences can be the very core of comedy. Another problem today is that people want fast stories, at the same time not predictable, at the same time similar to what they already know, but very different, but not too different. I how you get the picture.

I found this film very entertaining. If you don't read anything about it upfront, which is what I did, I had absolutely no idea where this was going next - and I really enjoyed that.

Great dialogues. Bill Murray really pulls it off and so did everybody else.

I wonder why this film was not more successful when it came out. Maybe some films are like good wine. With age they get better. Or some are ahead of their time and the audience appreciates them once they catch up. Whatever the reason, it felt like the right time for me and I am glad I had a chance to see it. For my taste it's better than some comedies of the same period that enjoyed rave reviews and crowds at the box office.

I'm giving it nine out of then because I thought in wrapping the whole thing up it got a bit too stereotypical considering its nice and unusual twists and turns.

Loved the improv in the end when Bill is buying a Chinese elephant for his know it all daughter in a Moroccan Casbah.

Kudos to the makers. I hope they are over the disappointment of the low success when it came out. Hope it will become some kind of comedy classic about attaining a very tiny basic human right for women in patriarch religious societies. The right to sing.
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Unbearable
31 March 2021
In the screening I attended a set of unlikable characters dressed in candy colored clownish costumes tried to entertain a slowly dissipating audience with cheesy jokes, mediocre dancing and amateurish singing.

This might work on a stage with improved choreography and with a cast that is accustomed to add zest to this string of outdated pieces of German pop music that seem to be connected only by a list of the top ten hits of long deceased singer/composer Udo Juergens.

Not sure if the awards this effort received were in the realm of the Golden Raspberry.
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Gringo (2018)
Overwritten Fun; 8 out of 10
12 December 2020
There is not one size that fits all when it comes to comedy.

This fun ride, slightly overwritten at times, gives ample space for performances that I found enjoyable. Something along the line of films written by the Coen brothers mixed with all sorts of plot points.

I had this film at the bottom of my pile due to bad reviews on this site. After having seen it, I would put it close to the top. This of course is a personal choice. Its like food. Some like it hot, some don't. It might depend on the day too. Maybe I saw it on a day when I craved crusty enchiladas. Would like to mention that it is shot on location in Mexico, which is a good thing, you can get a taste of this beautiful country, even if this film bears some of the clichés many movie making Gringos have about the Estados Unidos de Mexico.

Would I recommend it? Only to people with keen wit who get the multi layered jokes hidden in this gem. People who are used to simple, fast moving straight forward plots might get disappointed.

This film emphasizes outlandish caricatures of mean characters, not in a meaningful way but really just for the fun of it. Which I guess might be a pillar of comedy for some people.
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Bad Tales (2020)
Pretentious and contrived, badly written 2* out of 10*
13 November 2020
This Italian Swiss TV coproduction with Sky TV won a screenplay award at the Berlin Film Festival. We saw it in a group of cinephiles. In the discussion afterwards we could not find one reason how this could have been possible. Maybe every other film in the contest was written worse, but that is hard to imagine. Maybe the jury wanted to play a practical joke. Even the narrator in the film apologizes for the senslessness and boredom of these random and badly written script. Any of the scenes could have been replaced with any other. It makes no difference. It was sad to witness how the art of film has deteriorated both in the making and in a venue of appreciation that once held some prestige. Nice cinematography though, one star for that and one for casting.
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Five out og Ten
8 November 2020
Cinematography, art direction and costumes are setting the stage for a few great actors like Albrecht Schuch and Joachim Krol who all sadly fail to bring a flawed script to greatness in this artistic effort. One star each for the above mentioned.
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Vision (I) (2018)
Three out of Ten
4 November 2020
At times it has the feeling of an amateur photo contest slide show, at other times a study in pedestrian story telling, sprinkled with Zen calendar wisdom.
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Six out of Ten
4 November 2020
Bunuel meets Borat with the story telling structure of the Saragossa Manuscript. If one of those three hints triggers something, this might be a strange and bizarre ride for you into the realm of Spanish post surreal movie making. Interesting cinematography, but not entirely consistent.
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