Reviews

The script was disjointed and very shallow. It felt very fanfiction-ish.

I guess the big issue is that I haven't seen, nor will I see disney's Ms. Marvel so to me this person had no character development. Sorry Disney but I'm not lining your pockets with every cent just to keep minor characters in play.

There was attempts at humor (Family of Ms. Marvel) but much of it fell flat or against, just out of place.

Outside of "Please stand still and let the Flerkins eat you", it didn't have much going for it.

Still I have seen much worse movies so I'll still give it a 6 stars.

Oh, and the most important thing, there is NO END credit scene. Only a midcredit scene, so you can leave 5 minutes earlier than most Marvel movies.

I just finished watching my recording of this episode and the anger at the episode is just crawling in my blood, forcing me to write this review. I have enjoyed Fire Country and then this piece of crap of an episode came up. I can truthfully say that I will not be back for next season. An AG that forces Body to admit to a crime he didn't commit to allow someone else who was also convicted of a crime they didn't commit to get his just release? With just an opinion? The only thing that would have happened there is a major lawsuit, criminal conviction of the AG office lady and a nice financial settlement for Bode and Freddy.

The movie had an epic tale and fights and humor like you would expect in a Marvel movie....but

This is a spoiler

When the people are brought back, they bring them back 5 YEARS after they left and I presume they ended up in the exact same spot.

If 3.5 BILLION people were to suddenly materialize there would not be enough food, shelter or ability to deal with them. The entire world economy and welfare would self-destruct.

After 5 years many people would have moved on...married other people, moved away changed jobs whereas the people 'coming back' would have nothing since they would have probably been declared dead.

What about someone coming back into their old bedroom only arrive while another couple (who bought the house from the estate of the person who vanished) were having sex.

What about people who vanished from cars on the highway. Did they return only to be run down and killed?

That flaw ruins a good story for me. I expect a bit of stupidity in any movie to fit a script to a story, but this one was too glaring to deal with.

Between cheesy lines and stilted acting I am embarrassed that I paid money to watch this movie.

The film is supposedly filmed in the beautiful Shenandoah Valley, yet there was not a single scene where the beauty is shown. The most you get is inside country stores and red brick buildings.

You have a 'highly trained' spy that can whip a gun out of a villain's hand (twice) and yet seems surprised and can't catch him when he turns and runs.

You have a tech guy, running downtown computer repair store who can determine within 10 seconds that a building is owned by 'a string of shell companies'.

And finally....this is only part of the story. There is no end, no solution. It's showing, when I can honestly say, I don't care to know how it ends.

I give it two stars only because I didn't get up and leave before it was over.

I found absolutely nothing funny about this movie that had a lot of potential. A dope smoking, lazy incompetent bullying teacher is the star of course. She lies, cheats and yet....she 'wins' in the end by destroying the life of a teacher who actually cares. Her greatest moment was giving her bra to a student.

I don't expect much from modern 'entertainment' but I do expect 'something'. Unfortunately I ended losing something...two hours of my life I want back.