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Great Buddy Cop Flick
15 August 2004
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Spoiler Alert Such a shame this movie stunk. Really bad. The characters, actors and director all made for a pedigreed movie. What we got instead was...crap!

First... the action was monotonous. Each human character (about him we care nothing due to the complete lack of character development, which would have been OK, had the movie spent more time on the main attractions - the A's and the P's - but it didn't)pretty much got it in the same way: trapped in a maze, then boom - snatched by an Alien, or walking along, then boom - speared by a Predator. Save for an intense first fight scene between an Alien and some Predators, the whole hunt aspect - whether being chased by an Alien or stalked by a Predator - which gave the other movies their suspense and terror, is absent.

Second... the gore was nil. I'm not saying that gore is essential to a sci-fi/horror film, but the namesake franchises had some, and, as such, so should have this film. The director used neat little camera angles, or simply cut to another scene, to avoid showing deaths. This would have been sort of OK, had their been some tense, nerve-racking chase/hunt just before. The lack of gore would have been compensated by lots of suspense, or vice-versa, but there was none of either. Even the chest-popping scene was watered down: they actually showed one breaking out of a woman's chest, but it was quick and the shirt just happened to be red (I can hear the conversation at fox..."I have to have a chest-popping scene." "No you don't." "Yes I do." "Too gory. "I'll make it quick." "Too much blood will get us an R." "Oooh - I know! We'll put her in a red shirt, that way we don't see any blood." "Perfect. The fans should be happy then."

Third... the plot was convenient. Weyland's satellites picked up the heat source, but no one else's - military or civilian. This allowed them to be the only ones there. A mining town just happened to be at the site 100 years earlier, despite the fact that it took a huge ice breaker to get this crew there. This allowed them to keep in line with the whole they-come-every-100-years-thing (and did I see a plastic letter board, much like you'd see on a modern restaurant's sign - you know, where you slide the plastic letters into the slots to say things like "Eggs Bacon Coffee 2.99" - did they have those in 1904?). The resident archeologist was able to decipher everything the hieroglyphics said, so the audience could have one of those this-is-where-everything-gets-explained scenes. The Queen Alien decided that this time was the time to have her soldiers free her from her shackles, so we could have the big her-comes-the Queen-and-boy-is-she-pissed scene (apparently, it took her a few thousand years to come up with the idea). The aliens popped out of the humans toot-sweet, yet it incubated inside the Predator for a really long time, so we could have the uh-oh-Predator-on-the-table-I-just-bet-it's-gonna-yup! scene at the end.

Lastly (and most importantly)... the Predator's were disappointing. They started out gung-ho, rough and tough, their hulking presence intensified by these slow motion scenes when their thunderous steps pulsate through out the theatre. Then...the last one left makes nice. What? The moment when he makes peace with the resident expedition leader is the moment when I knew I was watching a bad movie. The last quarter of the film stopped being a sci-fi/horror movie and started being a buddy-cop action flick. It even had the requisite big fiery escape scene, wherein the two buddies latch on to a cable cart and zip their way to the end of a tunnel as fire from an explosion chases after them. Right out of Die Hard or Bad Boys.

P.S. - I've always been partial to the Aliens as opposed to the Predators. The Aliens are sleek and slithery and devious and nasty and could care less about giving you a fair chance. The Predators are big and hulking and clodding and on some testosterone fueled high, like an overly aggressive high school jock with something to prove. The Aliens are the scary guy who sits in the back of the class and watches you and drools over you and wants you. Much creepier, the Aliens are. So I was a little upset that the Predators basically enslaved a Queen and forced her to breed just so they could hunt her offspring and then they were made to be the good guys. I'm glad the Queen got the last one at the end. If only she had been able to grab that woman and take her down to the depth of the ocean with her. Oh well.
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Raising Cain (1992)
The Final Scene...
17 July 2004
...makes the movie. It's explicitly why I sought out the movie for a second viewing. The entire film is great fun - scary, funny, sad and bizarre - however, what stuck with me most from seeing it during its theatrical run was the final scene. The framing and the music and the whole implication of the image makes it, in my opinion, one of the classic chill-inducing scenes in movie history. Even though I had seen the movie before, hairs still stood up on the back of my neck. Some people have said this is campy fun, and I'm not so sure. I think some of the camp isn't intentional. I do, however, think that some of the dialogue was rather stiff and cheesy, and that, coupled with a certain actress' limited abilities, made for what appears camp at times. Lithgow is great fun, but not in a campy was so much as a freaky way. It does seem to be a bit of an homage to the director's own work. I mean, the last sequence was entirely Dressed to Kill, but I don't think it was meant to be campy. He borrowed from Hitchcock like crazy, so why not borrow from himself?I guess I just love the film too much as a great work of freaky fun to consider it campy fun. That puts the film in a whole other realm. Bottom line is, don't listen to me or anyone else. Watch it for yourself and decide for yourself.
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Rip-off? No. Ripped-off? Yes.
6 July 2004
Some say this movie is a series of uninteresting, unoriginal stories. I say, some people are wrong. The movie neither contains a series of never-ending scares, nor pours on buckets of blood. What it does offer is a succession of stand-alone tales that each start out simple and slow and build to a slam-bang climax. The payoffs are worth the waits. The stories are kind of like those on the old Alfred Hitchcock Show or the Twilight Zone, or any of their modern day relatives (Tales from the Darkside, Monsters, etc.): the thrill and suspense comes from knowing that something very bad is going to happen very soon. Half the fun is in the waiting. As for unoriginal: check your dates. This movie was released before Urban Legends, so it beat them to the punch, namely the lovers in the car with a psycho on the loose segment and the people can lick segment (Urban Legends did a variation when the roommate was being raped/killed and the friend was none the wiser until she saw writing on the wall the next morning). It was also released prior to The Sixth Sense and The Others, so the ghost twist ending was not a rip-off, either. I passed over this movie when it came out because, admittedly, I tend to be leery of horror movies with no-name casts. I came across it recently at a video store, and was pleasantly surprised when I read through the cast list again. A lot of the actors who were no-name's then are somebody's now (Amy Smart, who had done Cry Baby prior, wasn't enough to do it for me, and I wasn't into Roseanne during it's original run, so the name Glenn Quinn meant nothing to me; thanks to Nick-at-Nite, I instantly recognized his name this time round). To those seeing this movie for the first time now, it probably would seem like a rip-off of the movies listed above. Just remember: it came first.
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Rip-off? No. Ripped-off? Yes. [Possible Spoilers Contained Within]
6 July 2004
Warning: Spoilers
Some say this movie is a series of uninteresting, unoriginal stories. I say, some people are wrong. The movie neither contains a series of never-ending scares, nor pours on buckets of blood. What it does offer is a succession of stand-alone tales that each start out simple and slow and build to a slam-bang climax. The payoffs are worth the waits. The stories are kind of like those on the old Alfred Hitchcock Show or the Twilight Zone, or any of their modern day relatives (Tales from the Darkside, Monsters, etc.): the thrill and suspense comes from knowing that something very bad is going to happen very soon. Half the fun is in the waiting. As for unoriginal: check your dates. This movie was released before Urban Legends, so it beat them to the punch, namely the lovers in the car with a psycho on the loose segment and the people can lick segment (Urban Legends did a variation when the roommate was being raped/killed and the friend was none the wiser until she saw writing on the wall the next morning). It was also released prior to The Sixth Sense and The Others, so the ghost twist ending was not a rip-off, either.

I passed over this movie when it came out because, admittedly, I tend to be leery of horror movies with no-name casts. I came across it recently at a video store, and was pleasantly surprised when I read through the cast list again. A lot of the actors who were no-name's then are somebody's now (Amy Smart, who had done Cry Baby prior, wasn't enough to do it for me, and I wasn't into Roseanne during it's original run, so the name Glenn Quinn meant nothing to me; thanks to Nick-at-Nite, I instantly recognized his name this time round). To those seeing this movie for the first time now, it probably would seem like a rip-off of the movies listed above. Just remember: it came first.
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Pete's Dragon (1977)
What A Kids Movie Should Be
22 March 2004
Too many people spend too much time comparing Disney movies to each other, as if to say that every Disney movie made should unfold in such a way as to easily identify it as a "Disney Movie." That's a shame, as each movie should be judged on it's own contributions to the motion picture lexicon. Fortunately for Pete's Dragon, it contributes something that is essential and valuable to a child's world: fun.

There's nothing too serious in Pete's Dragon. Granted, the catalyst for the action in the film is a boy running away from an abusive family, only to encounter an equally abusive society (not to mention a scheming charlatan who wants to capture - and kill - Pete's Dragon for his own monetary gain), but all involved in the production are aware that their target audience is children, and so all of the aforementioned is handled with kid gloves. The best example of this is the acting.

The cast does their best to have fun with their character and, as such, contributes greatly to the light-hearted tone of the film. In particular, the villains are played with great, over-the-top gusto, which is exactly what is needed in a kids movie. You want to teach children a lesson, not scare the crap out of them. As such, Shelley Winters as Ma Gogan and Jim Dale as Doc Terminus are classic kiddie villains: Winters stomps through her scenes in a bluster of hilarious hillbilly kookiness, while Dale steals every scene he's in - and nearly the whole show - in a deliciously maniacal role that should have one him an oscar - seriously!

Any actor can bring on the tears and boo-hoo their way through an "emotionally intense" role; they're a dime a dozen. It takes a real actor to come up with the kind of performance Dale did, in which every line of dialogue is nailed, and his voice and his body seem to be in completely in synch with each other and with the character. There is not one word left untouched by his genius. Especially fun are his interactions with his sidekick, Hoagy, played by Red Buttons. The two are perfect comic foils. They are no matches, however, for the straight-shooting Nora.

Nora (Helen Reddy), along with her father Lampie (Mickey Rooney) tend to the local lighthouse. It is in these two characters that children find their protectors. In any kids movie, there needs to be at least one character on screen with which children can find comfort and solace. Reddy plays Nora as a down-to-earth, take no bull lady who becomes a mother figure to Pete. Rooney plays Lampie as a drunken old coot who rides the fence about Pete until about halfway through, at which time he, too, joins the side of good. There's a lesson in this movie for adults, too.

Nora and Lampie both learn a little about life from Pete. Nora had decided to keep people at arm's length for fear of losing them (as she did her beau, a seaman who was lost at sea). Through her encounters with Pete, she learns to open up and allow love back into her life, this time in the form of motherly love. Lampie, too, becomes attached to the kid, and, throughout the process of his daughter and Pete bonding, learns that there's more to life than the bottle: there's family. These, really, are important lessons for adults, and ones that are never dated, rather, always applicable to any time and place. So is the lesson for children.

At the heart of Pete's Dragon is a simple message for children: hold tight to all that is right, no matter how bad life gets, and good things will come. Pete escapes a horrid life slaving away for the wretched Gogan family, only to run into the arms of a civilized society that looks down on him because of he's an outsider. He's anything but welcomed, and when things start going wrong, he's the first one to be blamed. No matter how hard he tries, society won't believe him, or accept him. He could easily make the wrong choice: give in and become the ruffian they all think he is or, worse, do what society did to him, and turn his back on his friend, Elliot, who is partly to blame for Pete's predicament, as he pulls pranks while he's invisible, leaving Pete to take the rap. In the end, his perseverance pays off: the town embraces him and he gets a family. This lesson is learned, as is to be expected in a musical, with a song and a dance.

The musical numbers are by far the weakest element in the movie. The songs are simple, yet they work (believe me, after you watch the movie, you'll find yourself spontaneously singing the choruses the next day). The dancing is the most difficult to digest, as it is often stiff and pointless. That's okay, though, as the story and the acting more than make up for it. When all is said and done, Pete's Dragon is everything a kids movie should be: educating and entertaining.
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