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3/10
An agonizingly slow plot that does not pay off
5 April 2024
This has to be one of the most glacially paced movies I have seen in a long time. Far too much time is spent showing us the pain and mourning that a group of "friends" is going through a full year after one of them is lost to a mysterious suicide. Their pain is so magnified as to seem only a few days fresh, but a full year later? That stretches credibility pretty far.

Unfortunately, the ending feels so cheap, contrived, and sudden that the earlier slow pace now seems to have been stretched out only to fill the length required to qualify as a movie instead of a TV episode.

Georgia Lock seems like she might be a decent movie actress, but unfortunately, her character in this movie is so shallow and one-dimensional that it's impossible to tell. Hopefully she'll get a chance to show better what she's capable of doing with a higher-quality script.
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Carrie Pilby (2016)
7/10
Fun & Cute Movie
18 July 2022
This movie was as fun to watch as anything that I have seen in a long time. Bel Powley was feisty, spunky, hilarious and also very touching throughout the whole movie. I see where Hailee Steinfeld was originally supposed to play the title role, but as wonderfully as Powley did, I'm actually glad Steinfeld was unavailable. I will undoubtedly enjoy watching this one again.
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Dark Cloud (2022)
6/10
Other Reviewers Must Have Seen Another Movie
23 May 2022
I have no idea why the other reviews for this movie are so negative unless they're "planted" reviews. This was not, by any means, the worst movie I've ever seen, far from it. The plot develops slowly, but not unlike the plot for HAL 9000 in 2001 A Space Odyssey also developing slowly, with an inexorability that grows more and more disturbing as the movie progresses. I've seen plenty of movies with cheap/shoddy CGI and effects, but the effects in this movie were very well done and had a good sense of realism within the narrative. Lastly, I thought Alexys Gabrielle did a very good job of portraying her character. I've seen countless instances of actors/actresses obviously delivering lines they were uncomfortable with or simply had no idea how to do it with any degree of realism, but that is not the case here. I hope other people will give this movie ratings that are considerably more fair to the production quality that went into it.
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1/10
LeBron James is no Michael Jordan
17 July 2021
I think the review title says it all. On so many levels, Michael Jordan completely outclasses him, both personally and athletically.
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7/10
Stylized Movie
29 April 2020
Everything about this movie is highly stylized, which automatically means that everything about it is going to be intentionally over the top. If you understand this and keep it in mind while you watch, it makes the experience a good one. If you're a person who only watches "normal" movies, however, then this will seem like trash to you. It's a shame, from the movie's rating, that there are obviously a lot of people out there who don't understand this.
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Get Naked! (2017)
5/10
Satire, not comedy
1 April 2019
As I watched this film, I came to understand it more as a satire about traditional beliefs regarding nudity than as a comedy. The dialogue, with this viewpoint, seemed a lot less "stupid" and came across as more stylized (overly-so, however), and derisive, maybe even a little mocking in its portrayal of people who believe nudity is intrinsically evil or wrong. The film was kind of cute (maybe) in this way, but it got old, especially since the plot (such as it is) moves at a snail's pace.

For those of you who are looking for a skin-flick, however, you should definitely look elsewhere. This one talks incessantly about nudity, but there's very little of it, and what there is was really tame as nudity in movies goes these days.
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Dunkirk (2017)
8/10
Fabulous Production with Little Historical Context
22 July 2017
If I were to sum up Christopher Nolan's "Dunkirk" with one word, there is no question that it would be, "Wow". Among war movies, this one surely takes its place among such greats as "Saving Private Ryan", "Platoon", and "Full Metal Jacket" – although I'm not quite prepared to put it on the same level as "Schindler's List" (if that absolutely shattering masterpiece can be viewed as a war movie, that is).

"Dunkirk" started on its first release day at an astounding 9.0 on IMDb, but by the time of this writing, it has come down to a (probably) more reasonable 8.x. (I gave it an 8 myself.) I'm not going to give away any plot points, but then, for those of you who are familiar with the events of Dunkirk and its ultimate role in World War 2, there's really not much to give away, regardless. (For those of you who are not familiar with Dunkirk's place in history, I strongly urge you to look it up on Wikipedia or some other source and educate yourself about it. I would even urge this BEFORE you see the movie, because understanding its place in history will only increase the movie's impact for you.)

But to get to my review of the movie: The reason I "only" gave it an 8 is because, for all the fabulous execution and production quality that is a hallmark of every Christopher Nolan movie, I did not get a sense from the movie of the absolutely critical role that the Dunkirk evacuation had on the eventual outcome of World War 2, which is still the seminal event that shaped the world as we know it today.

If the Dunkirk evacuation had not taken place and/or succeeded, then suffice to say everybody in the UK would probably be speaking German today, and the USA would be only one of a cluster of somewhat dominant powers around the world – certainly not the singularly preeminent superpower that we have become since then. Yes, Dunkirk was really, truly THAT important and critical, even if it didn't seem so at the time.

Nolan seems to have set all this aside, however, and chosen to focus instead on the immediate stories of those who were stranded on the beaches, trying desperately to find a way to get across the English Channel to the ostensible safety (?) of the British isles.

The movie is (thankfully?) not as bloody as "Saving Private Ryan", but irrespective of this, in telling those stories, Nolan certainly and without question powerfully succeeds at giving us the sense of you-are-there-and-your-life-is-in-imminent-peril along with the soldiers. We feel the unrelenting combination of hopelessness, terror, and desperation that were surely rampant on Dunkirk's beaches as the Luftwaffe casually used the long lines of soldiers waiting their turn to be evacuated as target practice.

Most viewers would probably not consciously realize this, but the one single element that contributed (for me, anyway) to these relentless feelings was Hans Zimmer's score, even more than what was visually taking place on the screen. In my experience, this is easily the most nerve-wracking, uncomfortable-to-hear Zimmer score that I have encountered. And it's obvious that this is precisely what he had in mind.

There is not one single melody anywhere that I could hear. The whole thing is nearly endless, omnipresent tonal/sonic ambiance. And this ambiance is usually characterized by morphing clusters of dissonance interspersed with nervously tapping/knocking rhythms that will subconsciously refuse to let you relax at any point, just as the soldiers on the beaches could never truly relax.

Then, when the next Luftwaffe plane appears out of the clouds and begins another strafing/bombing run, the music roars up into a thunderous mass of atonality that surely evokes the soldiers' sense of impending death with devastating effectiveness. There were people around me in the audience who were visibly gripping their armrests and tensing up off of their seats during these parts, as Zimmer's score gave us a sense that the planes were coming for US, not just some esoteric character on the screen.

So to sum up, Nolan's "Dunkirk" does a fabulously effective job of conveying what it was probably like to be on those beaches and what it felt like to get away – for those who did. But if you're looking for a movie to put the Dunkirk evacuation into an overall historical context, then this is not it.
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5/10
Take Out the Effects and Not Much Else Left
26 June 2016
Warning: Spoilers
Just saw Independence Day Resurgence, and well, I'm glad I saw it in IMAX, because at home on a TV or computer screen, it's sure to be a disappointment.

You take away the effects, and you have an underdeveloped overall concept with badly executed pacing, too many scenes that are clearly "playing to the gallery", and a fair amount of dialogue that should have been cut or just plain never written.

The original ID4 (1996) has an IMDb rating of 6.9, which is probably about right, so if that's the case, then ID4R (2016) should probably be about a 5.8 - which, as it so happens, is precisely what it (currently) is.

I liked the overall concept, that 1996's aliens got off a distress signal that brought reinforcements, but from that point on, teenagers seems to have taken over the production.

Earth of 2016 has had little trouble reverse engineering and assimilating the aliens' advanced technology (which we destroyed in 1996, don't forget), which seems highly unlikely. What are the odds that 19th Century people could see some PC computers in action, get their hands on a few destroyed iPads, and within only 20 years have the whole planet covered in mobile tech? Same problem applies here.

Then there's the obligatory, misguided, and badly written effort to show us what happened to all the main characters from ID4 and to bring them into this new storyline. Maybe a little paring down on this aspect might have helped streamline the bloated script somewhat. (It's not as if the world wouldn't have survived without Julian Levinson driving a school bus through the desert, after all.) Then there's the aliens themselves. Their appearance was successfully more menacing thanks to CGI, but there was very little time/effort spent on developing their plan and/or hierarchy, which I suppose is because the producers figure ID4 already covered that.

But then there's the alien "queen" thing. ****SIGH**** (even referred to as "she" in the dialogue, even though there's no hint whatsoever of her having any sort of reproductive role, a la a queen bee or the alien queen of 1986's "Aliens" (for which it was actually an original concept for that movie). Labeling an alien as "queen" just so you can make it the "boss" of the other aliens, but more importantly, also give it gargantuan, monstrous size is a worn-out, tired concept that needs to be just simply forgotten by all monster/alien movie writers, OK? It no longer has the impact that you think it's going to have, so just don't do it.

Personally, if it had been me writing for ID4R, I would have presented Earth as badly divided (instead of united in one anti-alien, feel-the-love, happy Terran family) while they recover unevenly from 1996's catastrophe (clearly, developed nations like the EU and the USA would recover more quickly than third-world nations, and there would undoubtedly be a great deal of bitterness over that), plus the world should have been shown as struggling with the alien technology, desperately trying to figure it out, with the various nations where ships crashed keeping what they learn as closely guarded secrets from each other, leading to even more division.

They would certainly not have recovered to the point where we would have a massive forward base on the moon...

...oh, and then, there's the idea of the USA having a woman president. If that's not the producers having wishful thinking about Hillary Clinton, then I don't know what is - just one more thing cheapening the movie, please leave your politics at home producers!!...

...and then there would certainly NOT be a quick fix like just-kill-the-alien-queen to make the whole re-invasion quickly and conveniently fall apart.

I could go on and on about other things that should have been different about the script, but you get the point.

1996's ID4's strongest point was that it took a world which, in 1996 terms, was realistic, it was believable, and it was similar to what we were all living with around us. Then, into that environment, it injected something that, while clearly fantastical (an alien invasion), was still somewhat based in "reality", if one keeps in mind all the UFO controversies around the world and stories of alien kidnapping (not saying anything one way or the other about how credible those stories are). So ID4 at least had SOME basis in reality to build from. That, plus a well-paced story (with the invasion being presented in the very first scene, even before we see any humans!) and a non-bloated dialogue all combined to make a true blockbuster movie that audiences could relate to.

This movie has no such basis in reality to begin from, and then the story is not well-paced (it takes half the movie just to get going!), plus the dialogue will have the audience conscious of the movie's writers instead of the characters they're watching on the screen.

The ONLY thing that was truly well-done in this movie is the effects and the sound. So you better see it in IMAX 3D, because on your flatscreen at home, even the effects will be a flop.
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4/10
The Cheapening of Star Trek
26 May 2013
Warning: Spoilers
There have now been twelve Star Trek movies, including "Into Darkness." The "re-boot" Star Trek of 2009 that preceded this movie was probably the 2nd worst out of all twelve movies. Into Darkness was a definite improvement. Instead of being the 2nd worst out of 12, it moved up to being only the 3rd worst out of 12. At least JJ Abrams is moving in the right direction - sort of. A little.

Into Darkness is a re-vamping of the classic Khan story from the 1980s movie, "The Wrath of Khan" (which many fans would call the greatest Star Trek movie ever made), which was also a continuation of the story from the 1960s episode, "Space Seed", both of which starred Ricardo Montalbahn as Khan Nunien Singh. The Wrath of Khan featured a highly personal conflict between Kirk and Khan that made the sci-fi and the special effects take a back seat to a very powerful story. Audiences were inevitably shattered emotionally by the time that movie was over.

Into Darkness, unfortunately, reduces Khan to merely another sci-fi villain who needs to be knocked down. There is a very lackluster attempt to insert a "personal" conflict between Kirk and Khan in this movie by arranging for Khan to be responsible for the death of a senior officer that Kirk looks up to, but it's so shallow compared to the decades-long story in the 1980s version that it actually would have been better if JJ Abrams hadn't even tried.

Then there is the biggest problem with the previous 2009 "re-boot", which continues unabated in this movie: Before 2009, Starfleet, supposedly the most elite military force the Earth has ever seen, was always presented as (mostly) impeccably professional soldiers who followed strict military protocol (in a Star Trek way), and held to a very high moral standard of personal conduct. Even William Shatner's Kirk, as much as a renegade as he sometimes was, had certain moral principles that he would die before he would compromise them. Subsequent captains, Picard, Janeway, Sisko, and Archer, took those moral principles and standards of conduct and raised them to an even higher level, giving Starfleet a consistently very high moral ground throughout the franchise.

The re-booted Starfleet, however, is nothing at all like this. Regulations are routinely treated as if they were written for the specific purpose of being ignored or outright violated. The Federation's Prime Directive, not to interfere in the development of younger civilizations, is treated by "Into Darkness" as if it's just some pesky playground rule that has no business stopping Kirk and his gang from doing whatever they want - and the senior admiralty seems to feel the same way! Orders are issued and routinely ignored. A commanding Fleet Admiral makes a personal decision to destroy one of Starfleet's finest capitol ships to cover up a "mistake" (his word) that he made, and nobody in his entire crew seems to have the thought occur to them that hmm, it might be wrong to go along with the admiral's decision to unilaterally murder the entire crew of the other ship.

Senior officers who, in the old Starfleet, took their responsibilities to their crew and the Federation very seriously, now seem to have a very difficult time thinking about anything other than finding their next bed partner. (There's a scene where Alice Eve strips down to her underwear in front of Kirk, but the story gives no reason whatsoever for her to do this. They're not even sleeping together! She just takes off her clothes for no reason, and then the story abruptly, bewilderingly moves to the next scene. Don't get me wrong, she looks great, but it's one of the most gratuitous, badly written scenes that I can recall seeing.)

So while Into Darkness is visually very impressive (especially with the 3-D), it still profoundly fails in its understanding of what the 23rd/24th Centuries are supposed to be all about in the Star Trek universe. It IS possible, after all, to still make a JJ Abrams movie while keeping the moral high ground that Starfleet was always so good at in the past. But this sure didn't happen with Into Darkness.

I give it a 4/10 - and that's being very kind.
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10/10
Objective & Very Informative
25 August 2012
I saw this film this afternoon. I thought it was extremely well done. The producer/presenter researches Obama's biography back into his childhood (avoiding the birth certificate issue, incidentally), for the sole purpose of trying to understand who/what influences have shaped Obama into the person that he is today. Then, after going through that analysis, it briefly recaps some of the key points of his presidency thus far and shows how his actions/decisions, in light of those influences actually make total sense. I don't mean "total sense" in that I necessarily agree with them, mind you, I just mean that, with this new understanding, his actions can be seen as part of a predictable pattern. The producer then goes on to project this understanding into what he thinks would be a likely result of an Obama second term, and the results seem quite plausible to me.

I thought it was the most informative piece of journalism that I have ever seen about Obama. It was well worth the ticket price. The theater was jam-packed, but there wasn't one single sound the whole time the film was rolling. The audience was all dead quiet, rapt with attention and obviously very, very serious.

I would highly recommend that you go see it.
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