Pictoron's Reviews

Smiley (2012)

1/10

23 October 2012

The concept of this film is a joke. Jason Voorhees killed because of the carelessness of his camp counselors letting him drown, Michael Myers killed because of his repressed childhood and the psychological effects it had on him, and these douchebags killed... to be the first "viral killer"... Did they even read these ideas out loud!?! How could they not realize how stupid this was?

Giving this movie 1 star is an insult to all 1 star movies, this movie deserves maybe just maybe 1/1000th of a bronze star... at very best!

The acting is atrocious too, there's a reason Shane Dawson never made it any further than youtube, because he's a horrible actor! The characters aren't memorable, it's flawed in MANY ways, and I'd go on but unfortunately I'm limited to 1000 words so that is all for IMDb, now for a rant to put up on youtube.

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Gravity Falls (2012–2016)

10/10

Surprisingly Great!

12 August 2012

I hate the Disney Channel and what it's become, however I watched this show, and was very entertained! It's not just the humor, but the mixture of surreal situations that connect with the story. Not to mention, THE CHARACTERS! They're all simply fun and the way they get along and interact with each other is great! The setting is pretty cool too, there's always the potential for something completely new and supernatural to occur. I've seen all the episodes so far (all 7) but for the time being, I will continue to keep up with the episodes, and altogether I'm just happy to see that there is still hope for the cartoons of today and the future cartoons.

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Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)

Didn't like it, but honestly it was better than the first two.

31 October 2011

Warning: Spoilers

Paranormal Activity 3... wasn't good, as usual the ending left you disappointed, I wasn't expecting much. The problem with Paranormal Activity movies is that they COMPLETELY rely on jump scares. OH MY GOD A PAN FELL! OH MY GOD A LIGHT TURNED ON! OH MY GOD A DOOR SHUT! I would respect these movies more if they at LEAST lead up to things with more suspense but they don't, they're predictable! For example, (Spoiler alert area) remember around the end where the dad walks slowly up to his daughter to try and get her attention when she's crying? You just KNOW that she's gonna scream, growl, whatever to make you jump. Jump scares are a cheap thing to rely on a whole series with. Or when the wife jumped out of the closet wearing the mask, before that you just know something will happen. My friend next to me was predicting what would happen next throughout the whole movie and every time he made a prediction he was correct. But I will give the movie this, in this one, "paranormal activity" occurred in a more spread out form which surprised me, unlike in the previous ones where EVERYTHING happens at the very end. To that thumbs up. However my last complaint is that in these movies including this one, NOTHING WAS BELIEVABLE! (Spoiler Alert Again) That mother was completely stubborn as to not listening to her husband or her very own kid when they tell her something's going on, if I had a kid in the future and they came running up to me crying I'd think "Hm... maybe I should check out what my husband's been filming for the past 3 WEEKS! But not this mom no, she's a dimwit and finally realizes when only something happens to her that "Durrr maybe we should leave now". I disliked this movie greatly, and I wish they'd stop capitalizing off these movies. That is all.

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Snoopy Come Home (1972)

This movie was dull, drawn out, depressing, and repetitive

22 October 2011

This has to be my least favorite of Peanuts' films. I love Peanuts' movies but this was just awful in my opinion. Many of the scenes go nowhere, mostly consisting of the scenes with Snoopy and Woodstock. It's altogether VERY drawn out. It shouldn't exist. It kind of ruined Snoopy for me but he's still my favorite character. Plus as usual Charlie Brown is depressing, his character just makes me wanna vomit melancholy. Another thing I didn't like is like I said, the repetitive nature of this film, it almost feels like I accidentally rewound it at a lot of parts it's that bad. That is all I have to say about this movie.

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