Reviews

Given that this movie is a perfect example of over-pretentious modern "art", I find the flatulence issue Stones has a highlight of this movie's plot line (if you can say that this even has a plot). This is like some kind of cheap travesty of Yorgos Lanthimos' style of writing/directing. For several times I thought: Wow, they are really trying to do The Lobster here, huh. I mean c'mon, Ariane Labed is here for Pete's sake.

Take the money you would spend on the ticket and go buy some coffee...it will help you with digestion.

Or just go and watch the paint dry for 2hrs. Anything beats spending time on this.

Playing shady illegal dog race betting instead of just writing out Powerball or some other lottery numbers and become instant millionaires? That is really stupid.

What a hot mess. This movie is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. Acting is horrible, and plot is absolutely hilarious. It should have been dubbed Horror comedy. From random busting of boarded window in order to be snatched by zombies, to doing brain surgery to yourself in order to remove tumor using internet video, this movie is a hot mess. Oh yeah, and there's also a premise that computer program can cause biological viruses.

Movie fails in dramatization, general logic and plot. But what it's annoying is usage of history. Generally it infuriates me when movies give other countries credit for vampire legend origins and for the word "vampire" itself. But this movie specifically infuriated me because they say the word comes from Greek, when all historical sources state that the word originates from Serbian as well as the widespread legend of vampires itself. Also, using historical references to Mehmed II being killed by Vlad Tepes is just stupid.

Dear God, where do I begin. Let's just say that the character and plot development was so bad that you just start worrying will the dog survive... And it doesn't. That's sucks. It reminds me of Anaconda 2. Same horrendous plot and predictability. Skip this movie. For the love of God, find better way to spend your evening.