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3/10
Poorly made comedy skit
6 August 2022
Everything is a joke and nothing is important. I have seen kid shows that were more serious. The only reason I give it a 3 is Christian bale otherwise it was a fat 1.

MCU is down bad lately.
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Resident Evil (2022)
1/10
Somehow way worse than the movies.
1 August 2022
I must congratulate the show runners they managed to create something so so terrible that absolute mediocre Resident evil movies look like a masterpiece.
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The Northman (2022)
10/10
Not a Hollywood trash movie.
29 July 2022
If you are tired of the same thing from all the mainstream dogwater movies or you don't have the concentrating power of a goldfish you should watch it. An Artistic movie with an actual purpose. A unique Masterpiece.
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The Last Man on Earth (2015–2018)
4/10
Show has really few highs
9 July 2022
There are several high points in the show mostly in season 1 and 2 which is brilliant but for the most part show did struggle to keep me interested to the point that I would just skip certain parts out of boredom. I would say the first 2 seasons worth the watch but there are like 4 or 5 good episodes in the seasons 3 and 4.
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Lightyear (2022)
3/10
Who this movie was made for ?
25 June 2022
I think this movie fails in alot of aspects to be a children movie from having very dull moments that bore kids to having more complex stories compared to other kids movies.

That leaves us Adults and I don't have to explain why most adults would go watch movies like top gun and jurassic world instead of this one.

Overall movie can't find its audience that's why I predict a massive failure here.
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Jojo Rabbit (2019)
6/10
Too slow to be good.
11 May 2022
I like satire movies and I liked the movie in general but it is overrated since no one mentions how slow this movie actually is. You gotta watch 10 mins for each scene or at least thats how it feels like. Still not a bad movie.
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Halo (2022– )
1/10
Nothing like halo
25 March 2022
Halo but it is not halo. Generic and not faithful to the source material. I'm tired of these type of medias that just picks up the Franchise name and change 90% of Material for whatever reason. Sod off.
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2/10
Matrix only in name.
23 January 2022
If this movie had a different name you wouldn't even suspect it was the 4th movie in Matrix franchise. A cash grab thats banking on people's nostalgia.
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Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker (2021 Video Game)
9/10
Best FFXIV expansion.
19 December 2021
Great ending to 10 years of story building and also very enjoyable gameplay and boss fights. The best FFXIV has to offer. My only issue with it was writers played it too safe at parts.
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Black Widow (2021)
2/10
Boring generic and Rip taskmaster.
10 July 2021
I mean I didn't expect much from a movie that came out a decade late but black widow still managed to disappoint me. The story was basic and black widow was inhuman. They also managed to destroy a great character like taskmaster. The only good part was yelena.

Don't watch this trainwreck.
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2/10
Gretel and little boy bore you and the witch to death and beyond.
31 January 2020
Well this movie has nothing to do with Hansel and Gretel really they just used the name to get publicity. Hansel seems like an afterthought in this movie without no real impact.

The movie is really really boring and even though it is only 87 minutes it feels like a life time. This movie is like a dj who keeps building up and up and up but it never drops the beat never and you end up blue.

Buying couple beers will provide much more entertainment for you than watching this.
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The Witcher (2019– )
6/10
Good start but it needs to keep growing
4 January 2020
For the first season it was more than enough to keep you interested and wanting more. People who are new to the witcher universe specially will probably enjoy it the most.

However if you are familiar with source material there will be things that annoy you.

Geralt , yaskier and yen characters are done perfectly and other characters are rather good for the most part.

As a long time fan I had 3 major problems with the first season : 1- Ciri's story in first season was bland. They should have kept it for second season. 2-Time jumps were confusing 3- Triss merigold character was the most disappointing character in the series for me. From her looks to personality it didn't match the character we know for long.

I hope they improve in the second season.
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Cats (2019)
1/10
Keep a good stack of holy water around if you wanna watch it.
21 December 2019
This is what Dante saw in one of his dreams. also this is traumatizing for children so if you are 22 or older go watch it.
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5/10
JJ Abrams tried to put 2 movies in 1 and failed
19 December 2019
Thanks to Rian and his TLJ we got this rushed movie and our old friend the senate even though it makes no sense.

I think JJ tried to salvage the trilogy but he failed and I don't blame him it is hard to make a good movie in such a short time after all you set up in your previous movie gets butchered by someone else.

If you are a huge fan of original star wars or prequals do yourself a favor and don't watch it.

I have spoken.
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9/10
Fitting ending for second season.
14 May 2019
Finally all the build up we had in the last 7 episodes reached some conclusion. And this was the best episode in the second season. It also has one of the best scenes in the whole series where you don't needs dialogues to realize what is going to happen.
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Lucifer: Boo Normal (2018)
Season 3, Episode 25
4/10
The worst Azrael in the history
23 October 2018
I like Ella and it was nice to know more about her but man Azrael was so horrible. I hope they never mention her again in other episodes or recast her because this azrael gave me diarrhea.
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