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2/10
Perfectly inept
16 August 2010
As if the mindless carousel of moronic violence in "Rambo IV" wasn't enough, poor Sly really made a point to show us that if he really wants to make a retarded movie, he's up to it anytime! Definitely, this is one of the most amateurish, boring, irritatingly dumb flicks we ever saw. The scenario is simply an exercise in olygophrenia. An obsolete type of story devoid of any originality and logic, awkwardly knitted together, as if there was no such thing as screen writing, with its rules to learn and apply.

Further, the directing is slow-paced, bumbling, unable at least to communicate in a coherent way the so-called "story". Instead of "characters", we have a bunch of lifeless mannequins, with no identity or personality, mixing together in a ridiculous saraband of gratuitous brutality. As if by accident, most of them are played by some performers whom we remember for really good roles, in some old movies. Among the top-most moronic blunders of this "movie", one could mention the "Stallonian sling" (a childish unworking version of the "Tchekhovian gun"): Mr. Church (Bruce Willis' character) warns Sly at the beginning: "Don't try to take the money and run, because me and my people will find you!" - and this is about all! Not even by accident such an occurrence is brought again to the audience mind - for certain, till the end, Sly forgot that he put it there! (The same as he forgot that it's the same thing that he did to the audience: he got their money and ran away, without delivering anything else but another unprofessional and bad taste piece of trash. And, of course, the title: these is no such thing as "expendable heroes" here (as, for instance, in "Rambo II" or "The Losers"). They are simply idiotically invincible and, as such, sent to slaughter a whole army as if it was made up of faulty puppets.
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8/10
Intelligent, stylish, good-taste humor!
16 August 2010
A really worthy piece of entertainment, honest and true for all ages and all types of (intelligent) audience. It has the sparkle of good-taste parody, full of referential puns that really make it into a panoramic mirror of the James Bond-type of movies in the last decades. Definitely, the best joke is the name of Kitty Galore (inspired by the innocently-obscene Pussy Galore in "Goldfigner") - but the top quality fun abounds all over. It really shows what means cinematic excellence. One should also point out the ridiculous rating it got on this doubtful scale of values that the present flock of mindless voters gregariously endeavors to put up. Not surprising at all, considering the astronomic ratings of some of the sickest pieces of trash one ever saw on screen (including the other one I reviewed today). But, thankfully, real valor and quality will always turn up - no matter the frivolous tastes of all this mindless bunch.
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Iron Man 2 (2010)
7/10
Good for the genre
27 April 2010
It's a pleasant surprise, to see that a blockbuster's sequel can be also made in a honorable way. The first "Iron Man" was in itself a pretty good movie in the superhero genre - and the second one stands true to the trend. The conflictual premises of the protagonist are correctly structured, and the general setup, with the political and global background, is way better than in many of the other similar movies.

It's true that the antagonist, played by Mickey Rourke, is somewhat sketchy and short-spanned - but the good news is that the character leads to a valid final confrontation, that also deserves laurels for the smart and resourceful ways of combining all the elements - the hacking angle being the most generous of all. Unfortunately, less can be said about Hammer, an improbable caricature, and about the simplistic satire around the politicians. The target is the right one, but the means to touch it, too cheap.

The photography and the visual effects, of course, are commendable, although the narrative rhythm might be lacking here and there, mainly in the first third of the story - more precisely, up to the Monaco incident, that is masterfully shot. All in all, it delivers, so it would be unfair to demand more. Good thing that the superhero action movie are also able to offer great entertainment - at least, from time to time.
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7/10
Not bad - but...
3 February 2010
As another commenter around here was pointing out, it's indeed a formulaic and enjoyable movie. Not to be taken seriously at all (as the title itself suggests, being a paraphrase of James Bond's "From Russia With Love"), plenty of unlikely action, demented violence and sparkling humor with a strong black touch. The script is precisely and flexibly articulated, starting from a well-known recipe (it mainly reminded me Arthur Hiller's "The In-Laws"), only to spin off onto sundry unexpected paths.

Unfortunately, the best twist (about the fiancée) soon fails into a sugary and melodramatic ending, totally out-of-touch with the expectations that the whole movie set before that. As such, we can be happy with four fifths of it all - a nervous narrative, well told and shot, and mainly another surprising composition of Travolta, an actor that never ceases to amaze us. Definitely, after the parts in "Hairspray" and "The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3", this is another improbable character well mastered to be hung at his belt. Nice job, Johnny - what are you saving for us in the future? ;)
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5/10
Boring and indigested over-than-perfection
3 November 2009
Robert Zemeckis lost his humanity. Led into temptation by the C.G.I., the SFX and all the awesomeness of modern movie-making technology, he is now devoid of all the emotion, freshness, thrills that made the fame and valor of his previous masterpieces, as "Back to the Future" or the unforgettable "Forrest Gump".

The danger was in air already since the tiresome and useless "Beowulf", but now it became plain for all to see.

"A Christmas Carol" is simply too perfect, in all its spectacular redundancy, to be able to express any feeling at all anymore. It's like a genetically modified tomato injected with steroids - huge and spherical and tasteless, with an eau-de-cologne flavor. It's so permanently over-the-top, that it becomes limp and boring.

Well, it's obvious that modern cinema moves on its way towards this key of expression, so the lesson to be gathered by all, out of Zemeckis' artistic passing away, is quite obvious: learn to become MASTERS of the new profession - not its SLAVES!
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Gamer (2009)
4/10
A chaotic sort of Matrix spin-off
21 September 2009
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The subject is offering - but the way of making it true, sorely lacking...! The main flaw is the lack of consistency of ALL characters - these two guys don't know that you need CREDIBLE FLESHY HUMANS to make a story engaging? Then, the script is over-messy, way too dense for most of the audience, crowding together much too many plots, facts and details, right from the beginning, to allow a normal breathing for the narrative - and, when we come at last to make some sense out of it, it simply falls flat: another plot to conquer the world by manipulating politicians and dignitaries - this time, via web games! It's simply too little, for such a laborious effort.

Further, all the storyline (and the way of shooting it) is so packed with action, tension and gory show-off (plus the legitimate special effects), that it keeps from start to end "right under the ceiling" - and the effects is disappointingly anticlimactic: the Sandman comes to your eyelids around the 15th minute into the show, and will never leave again till the end! What I liked the most was the staff guy who calmly utters "Oops", when the villain buys it. That detail really had a touch of style.
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6/10
A multiple pastiche
21 September 2009
First and foremost, although I sympathize with the Confederates' drama, I can't but laugh at this awkward attempt to cross-breed a criminal whodunit with a nostalgic fantasy. The "Confederate dead" scenes are totally out-of-place, falling into the ludicrous - and the final purported "twist" (the photo trick) is definitely a "Shining" pastiche.

But this isn't the only lack of originality. Tommy Lee Jones' character is obviously inspired (or, rather, UN-inspired) by "No Country For Old Men" - while, of course, the whole setup reminds us in the unhappiest way of "In the Heat of Night". And, fatally, the detective plot tries to imitate Agatha Christie's ways to build-up a mystery, with such a precision that we guess the murderer the first moment we see him - he's literally TOO NICE, and appears RIGHT at the moment where the respectable Lady Agatha used to plant their own, among so many red herrings.

However, the movie does have a certain style, and it's pleasant to watch - at least, till the next really good detective story.
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10/10
A forgotten classic
21 September 2009
One of the most sensitive and stylish Romanian lyrical classics, proving that Romanian and French cultures are closely kindred. Henri Colpi really grokked the spirit of Mihail Sebastian's famous play, sensibly expressing the quest for the absolute of the idealistic astronomy professor mired in a barren small town.

Marina Vlady is indeed the perfect "Mona" ("the nameless star"), and Claude Rich portrays with empathy and refinement the sentimental Miroiu. But, of course, the cake is stolen by Grigore Vasiliu Birlic, peerless in another of his masterful performances. A movie to be seen with a tender smile and a tear in your eye's corner.
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5/10
A Gratuitous but Well Done Moviework
9 September 2009
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Gripping, superbly done - but with a close to nil stake... The script is disorganized, linear, messy, fragmented (ATTENTION! Not in the GOOD sense! It's a well-known thing that Tarantino couldn't care the less of the rules, and usually this dislodged structure works ("Pulp Fiction" does remain a masterpiece), but here, unfortunately, it serves no purpose, except a useless piece of acrobatics with history.

However, what remains is the masterful direction and shooting - and, of course, the genius acting of Christoph Waltz, an incredible revelation! His way of pronouncing around the words is so savory, that I still enjoy repeating with relish some of his lines - my favorite being: "J'ai oublié de commander la crèèème..." Absolutely splendid!
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8/10
To be seen again and again
9 September 2009
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An intelligent, sensitive, cruel and ironic reflection about realities intertwined... Past and present, self and alter-ego, movie-in-the-movie and movie-about-the-movie-in-the-movie, all mingle together following a strange and thorough recipe. Almodovar meditates about the condition of the artist, without the melodramatic heroics of so many fore-goers, by choosing a painful paradox - the one of the creator who loses his crucial tool (same as Beethowen grew deaf, same as Luchian lost the control over his hands; here, Mateo Blanco is a movie director who turned blind - and now, fourteen years later, reconsiders everything that happened in the past. The narrative is built with a savvy mastering of all the joints, producing both insight and increasing tension. Definitely, not a movie easy to follow - one than you should see again and again.

Unfortunately, it's true that all the structure is a bit over-long, and the pace tends to lag in certain parts - but, since the concluding impression is that of "I want to come back to this movie", I guess the boring bits will become less so at a second and third viewing. Aftr all, Antonioni's "Blowup" also started by confusing and exasperating me - and, around the seventh of eight time, I was already gushing loving "wow!"s over every shot.
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G-Force (2009)
8/10
Great Fun, Disappointing Stake
26 August 2009
Not a masterpiece comparable with the recent Disney and Pixar animations, but still a worthy animated show, skillfully directed and full of good taste humor.

It's very interesting to notice the script's way of mixing together qualities and flaws. Yeatman's original story is pretty cheap, naive and unconvincing (mainly in the final parts, that I won't spoil for you - still, one should say that the conclusion is worse than disappointing), but fortunately the Wibberleys are able to recuperate it in a great proportion, by articulating the plot into a solid and well built script. As such, Yeatman's main contribution remains the directing - efficient, precise, professional.

Of course, the great fun are the characters - but, attention: NOT the human ones, which remain simplistic and full of clichés (in a deliberate but sparkless way, attempting to keep the movie at the facile level one supposes it's appropriate for children), but the rodents: credible, amusing and endearing portraits, responsible for the permanent joyous smile (also marked by a few laughs) that follows from start to end this enjoyable new 3D experience.
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The Graduates (1986)
10/10
Charming indeed!
21 August 2009
As it happens, I was an assistant director to this movie - so my comments will provide some really valuable inside info.

Not surprisingly at all, the script was quite lousy. George Sovu, an education department inspector, was trying his hand at screen-writing, careful not to offend the communist authorities... I remember so well how exasperated Stefan Banica was - during the rehearsals, he was telling me: "I should paste on my brow the Communist Party status!"

...But what really saved the movie, was Nicolae Corjos' talent - his unique feeling of making it true. While shooting the most sensitive scenes, he used to say: "Now, silence, please... we must concentrate... and a sort of magic gets created, helping our actors to play their roles..." So, it's not surprising at all that this movie had such a box office success. Nick Corjos really knew how to talk to his audience.
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10/10
Cinema, superlative - credible, original, precise
2 July 2009
One of the best movies of the year - and, definitely, of the Romanian cinema all over.

After "12:08: East of Bucharest" (aka "A fost sau n-a fost" - original title), Cornel Porumboiu does it again: an incisive and tender, empathic and ruthless look into our contemporary humanity. It brings back memories of Kafka's "Trial": the blind mechanism of Law, meant to help us live better and, because of so many machine-like people, turned into a device for destroying lives. In the role of the young policeman who loses his faith into the system, Dragos Bucur brings on screen another of his memorable performances - subtle, deep, finely tuned.

But the main virtue of this excellent movie, of course, is Cornel's directing - credible, original, precise. The static long shots, creating pent-up inner tensions... the unbearable waiting scenes, under a leaden sky... the discrete plastic compositions of the frame... the insidious rhythm... the careful attention to the minutest details - everything, with a due meaning and a perfectly weighted impact.

Special kudos for the pivotal scene built up around Mirabela Dauer's song "I Don't Leave You Love" - a rare piece of abstruse idiocy, used as a main axis for the protagonist's confrontation with the life's absolute absurdity. The scene is so masterfully built and shot, that it makes us scream laughing (in Cannes, the audience was delirious) - but the ultimate meaning is tragic... this being Porumboiu's definitory characteristic - as he said himself: "comical authors are often the saddest ones of all".
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10/10
Incredibly good!
14 June 2009
Rarely did I feel such a deep and vivid satisfaction, while watching a movie... I could simply not take my eyes off the computer display, permanently letting go spontaneous remarks like: "Wow!", "O.M.F.G., how GOOD it can be!", "Dammit, but it's GREAT!", "Now, this is what I call a movie!", "Cristi, you sonovagun, you really DID IT!"

The script is simple but not simplistic, classic and revolutionary at the same time. Following the seemingly linear main plot, the authors subtly insert elements from a parallel story, never disclosed (the mysterious thugs who chase the protagonists - in a very "Duel"-like formula) and explosively blown in the corpses-on-the-field scene. All the elements of this structure charge the movie with so much tension, that the ending becomes barely bearable. In truth, it's one of the best built movie endings I saw in Romanian cinema. Just the thought of what might happen tomorrow gives you the creeps!

The direction is masterful and deconstructivist. Cristi's long and mobile shots, apparently messy, in truth perfectly figured, contribute to the inexorable build-up. The actors are snappy, precise - and so natural, that the stream of profanities they utter becomes literally charming. All in all, it's a certain recipe for quality: what one can do with a simple script and a few bucks, if one really has TALENT.

One should also add that this movie opened the so-called "minimalist trend" in Romanian cinema - the trademark of the New Generation. As some opinions were stating, one should mark it in our culture's history by the formula B.C.P. / A.C.P.: "Before Cristi Puiu" / "After..." - or "Annum..."! ;)
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3/10
Transforminators
5 June 2009
Yes - they TERMINATED the series with: "...3: Rise of the Machines". What we see now is just a failed attempt to resuscitate the corpse.

First of all, they should read Rachel Ballon, Syd Field and Robert McKee. THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO BUILD UP A SEQUEL! Genres, franchises and series do have their rules: one should be original within the formula. But this rudimentary show departs completely the essence of the Terminator movies, floundering into a cheap blockbuster.

The script is stuffy and messy - devoid of the stark elegance of those created by James Cameron. Hard to follow (read: tiresome and boring), and full of logical flaws. Just imagine: in "Terminator 1", "...2" and "...3", the machines send back in time various cyber-assassins to kill either John Connor, or his mom. Now they have HIS DAD (still a teenager!) in the Skynet grip - and they let him live!) The cyborg coming from the past (so to speak) is from another story.

The huge machines (harvesters, motorminators, hydrobotos, hunters/killers - or what were their names) are from another story too: from "Transformers", friends and neighbors! Just enough to name this sad work "Transforminators"! But the worst is the scene when the first T-800 comes to life... bearing, of course, Arnie's face - ripped off from some olden goldie and digitally patched-up here (just for a few instants, to ingloriously die about as many seconds later). Preposterous! Plainly ridiculous!
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Carol I (2009)
1/10
Pardon my French...
1 June 2009
It's unbelievable... Sergiu Nicolaescu was, 35 years ago, one of the promising Romanian directors - but, since then, he involuated in an incredible way, a hallucinatory vertigo of self-loss...

"Carol I" is not a "movie". It's a pile of shots, incoherent, awkward, penible... It has no script, just a "scenes list" with no head or tail ("structure" would be a displaced term, in this context). It's signed by Emil Slotea - who was a pretty good second director in the old studios... but what does this have to do with screen writing...? Nothing - and so, we have a ridiculous "nothing" posing as a movie script! As for the so-called "directing"... O.M.F.G. (pardon my French). There is none! Master Serge simply says: "Shoot me this, shoot me that / Who's afraid of the Big Bad Bat...?" Painfully moronic frames, a mocking of characters, a cacophonous soundtrack (Mihai, WHAT the hell were you doing..???), a cine-club level photography... Not to mention the impossibly retarded editing (Nita, babe, why, why, WHY???) - a messy mix-up of scenes from older Serge's movies... As we say in Romanian... it's a tragically hilarious casserole, spinach, cabbage ("ghiveci", "spanac", varzä")...

Serge, please - enough is enough! Romanian history doesn't deserve this offense! Go home, my friend! GO HOME AND FORGET ABOUT SHOUTING "ACTION!"
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3/10
Better done that D.V.C., but even more foolish
21 May 2009
It was an extremely good surprise, to see that Ron Howard found indeed the knack of dynamic storytelling, fast-paced and thrilling (usually, his good movies being rather the content ones, as "Frost/Nixon" or "A Beautiful Mind"). By contrast with the unwatchable "Da Vinci Code", this one is pretty bearable - also added by the nice photography and skillful effects.

Of course, these formal and immediate qualities can't really make up for the inept story, the eclectic ignorance of the "historic" and "cultural" mess in the author's skull, the puppet-like characters and the moronic flaws in the logic. All in all, an inflated donut flavored with barber-shop cologne, idiotically repeating like a broken record tacky truisms as "Religion and science are not incompatible" - thanks, Brownie, but guess what? This is old news, buddy - you wouldn't believe it!"
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4/10
First Five Minutes. Over
2 April 2009
Definitely, good for car-fans. Since I'm not one of them, I tried to view it as objectively as I could.

The first five minutes rock indeed - a masterwork of "road-action". But, once we get over them, and the REAL ACTION begins, all goes constantly down, to ultimately fall sort of flat. The main failure remains what was purported to me, in the movie-writing terminology, the "main event": the demented car race trough the Los Angeles traffic - much below what it should have been!

Between the chases and other hot-wheels scenes, the story-line is uselessly complicated, and the directing, correct and nothing more. Points again for he stylish animation of the final credits. And this should be all. Sadly inferior to "Death Race", for instance, which DID KNOW how to deliver to motor-fans!
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Marilena (2008)
1/10
Insanely obscene
1 April 2009
One new insult to everything that means cinematographic aesthetics, reason, good-sense and taste. This time, we have to bear the incoherent and unlikely story of a woman who looks 50 while stating to be 30, sexually harassed by three men (and even possessed by all of them alternatively), while she is plagued by an absurd form of urinary constipation. Fortunately, the other characters are immune to this affliction, so we see them urinating or defecating virtually every time when they appear on screen. Except this, some secondary issues regarding the expulsion of Romanian crooks from Canada, a sex-triangle and an illegitimate baby are vaguely and chaotically followed, into a crude attempt to gather together a semblance of "social criticism story". The result is both disgusting and messy – a genuine disgrace for Romanian cinema… One wonders WHY do they produce such visual shows ("movies" being a word that has no bearing in this case). One popular suggestion is that it's all nothing more than a combination of embezzling and bribery: the government funds, allocated for any such production, are heftily divided between the producer, writer, director and their families, plus the C.N.C. jurors and executives. If this be the case, the matter already falls into the criminal field. If not, and they are all innocent, we can only conclude that it's the same brand of innocence as the one of a homeless old person peacefully dreaming on a park bench, with the glue fumes in their sinuses.
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4/10
An interesting character, but a movie that's linear, static and, ultimately, boring
29 March 2009
A very interesting and generous subject, but partly compromised by the director's lack of vein and too deep subjectivism - he should become aware that if he loves something (a story, a character, a theme, a setting), this won't become automatically as lovable for the spectators; it's HIS task to make it so! As such, the story of Morimoto Kenichi flows linear and static, gratuitously lenghtened for 93 mins, when it did have substance for maximum 20 (or 25, generously).

The guy is interesting indeed, but the movie doesn't get to create any empathy between the hero and the audiences. The cinematography is elaborated and expressive, but with too many slippings into kitsch, while awkwardly attempting to bring on screen the famous polychromy of Paris. Viewable, but only when you are fit enough to overcome a bad case of boredom.
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Marley & Me (2008)
8/10
Slow-paced, repetitive... but heartbreaking!
27 March 2009
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As a translator of the Romanian edition of "Marley & Me", I had the privilege to reach into the depths of the book, and thus become even more aware of the movie's faults. First of all, the script mistakenly keeps too close to the (real-life) story - which is simply forbidden, when we want to tell a story with the camera. Cinema has its own rules, and any road that departs them will point fatefully to boredom - at least.

One of the main problems is that so many of the truly significant feats of Marley, those that helped his family discover the true meanings of life, are featured only in... words, while the visible actions center only around the same and same burlesque scenes. The dog's undoubtful love and loyalty to his masters is shown only in his routine jumps all over them, when coming back home. And the dogs themselves, those who played Marley's role at various ages, are sorely inexpressive - except the puppy at the beginning, who's adorable indeed (but this is his own merit, and the one of God - not of the movie makers)! However, "Marley & Me" gathers momentum in the last section, when it discovers indeed its own meaning: that of empathetically depicting the tragic demise of the hero. My own pitbull girl, Arella Bonnie Wagner's, was put to sleep in June 5, 2008, after ten years of happily living together, so I lived again those moments all along the final scenes, and I can safely state: SO IT IS. A Dog's departing back to our Creator is indeed a unique heartbreak. At least for this, I must pay my respects to David Frankel: although he sucks at comedy, he really does have a genuine tragic thrill - which, in itself, is more than enough.

By the way - children shouldn't be shown this movie without parental advice. The excruciating good-bye of Marley can easily become more traumatic than a whole host of Rambo-like and Saw-wise slaughter scenes!
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10/10
One of the Top-Five Comedies Ever
27 March 2009
Without hesitation, I place "The Firemen's Ball" to the apex of world comedy, together with Buster Keaton's "The General", Stanley Kramer's "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad World", Mel Brooks' "Young Frankenstein" and Billy Wilder's "Some Like It Hot".

Funny-wise, this is the definition of INTELLIGENCE, WITS, SPIRIT, INSPIRATION, BRIGHTNESS. The laughs are coming non-stop, in an atrocious vein. But there is much more than that...

Yes, there is much more - because, all being said and done, we watch an extremely sad story... The poor blundering provincials, limited, foolish, ridiculous in their stupidity, pathetically try to have a good time, and they only arrive to set-up a grotesque, sub-human masquerade... Innocent in their insanity, childish in their ignorance, their solemn ball looks like a parade of apes dressed as human beings. And the (you-know-what) hits the fan at the moment when things get really serious: the fire at Pan Havelka's house. During that excruciating scene, we really see the fallacy of it all.

The ending - all of it! - is the top of the masterpiece. The solemn delivery of the homage (that was stolen also from its case!), followed by the dawn shot of the two poor old men covering themselves with the same blanket, under the gently beginning snow-fall, is worthy of Chaplin. Definitely, with this movie, Forman offered a priceless heritage to the world of cinema - and culture; and spirit; and HUMANITY.
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Franklyn (2008)
3/10
Rather hysteric than tragic
25 March 2009
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Definitely, psychopathology is one of the most difficult fields of subjects for fiction - and why? Because it deals with CLINICAL cases, which are individual by excellence; you need a huge deal of professional acumen and experience to make it reach the universal level, thus achieving that PARTICULAR quality that lays at the core of any artistic product. Unfortunately, experience is one thing that Gerald McMorrow sorely lacks - I mean, after barely one S.F. short movie? Get a life! Besides this basic fallacy, "Franklyn" suffers of a total failure at the storytelling level. It's slow-paced (paradoxically, although it purports to be springy and captivating) and narrated in a muddled way - reminding us again that there is an enormous difference between being "ambiguous" and "unclear", between "subtlety" and "messiness". One couldn't care the less about the motives that drove the characters to madness, when we can't even follow the narrative at an elementary level.

As such, it's no surprise that in the last quarter, when things seems to gather at least a bit of momentum, it's much too late to retrieve anything. The final showdown, far of being "tragic", is merely hysteric, and the last shot, with the two survivors in the street, falls definitely to the ludicrous level.

The only gain is the splendid atmosphere of Meanwhile city, the masterful sets of Laurence Dorman, superbly photographed by Ben Davis, and the pervasive schizophrenic feeling of the imaginary theocratic dystopia. Definitely, it would be worth to put all that into a movie. One day...
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Inkheart (2008)
7/10
Nice, but for Fraser...
10 March 2009
If they had used a REAL ACTOR in the main role (and, if it's not too much, one who doesn't look as if his dad accidentally sat down on his face when he was a baby), this would have been delicious movie to watch indeed! But, well, nobody (and nothing) is perfect, so we can (if we have such a selective eye-sight) edit out Brendan from the picture, and view only the fantasy show...

The story is pretty ingenious and bright, although reminding us a bit too much about "Last Action Hero" - but not necessarily in a bad sense. The directing is fast-paced, snappy and stylish at places (or a bit confusing, in other places). From the cast, only Helen Mirren stands, in frustratingly underdeveloped role. But, at least, The Shadow delivers indeed. A pity they couldn't get this time either over the serious case of using five endings in a row... Well, maybe next time.

...Only, for God's sake: NO BRENDAN ANYMORE! Is it too much to ask? Pretty please?
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The Wrestler (2008)
2/10
And the Oscar goes to...
10 March 2009
...SEAN PENN! But it's not Mickey fault! This movie could have been excellent...

...if the script was original, professional and bright. Unfortunately, it's incredible tacky, dusty, amateurish, predictable, spark-less. Somebody should tell Siegel: THIS job and SCRIPT writing are TWO very difficult things!

...if the directing was creative, stylish, dramatic and deep. Alas, it's amorphous, old-fashioned, repetitive, slow-paced and shallow. Where is THAT Aronofsky who created the troubling "Requiem for a Dream"? Or even the spectacular failure "The Fountain"?

...if Randy "The Ram" Robinson was a vivid, complex, compelling character. But he's only a carbon copy of Rocky Balboa, Billy the Champ and Sergiu Nicolaescu (from "Ringul" and "Supravietuitorul" - don't worry, I know you don't know what I'm talking about, and it's okay, you are excused), all into one. He's flat. He's cliché. He's papier-mâché.

...if Michael Jackson didn't come two days ago to the limelight, to announce his coming-back so that he'll be able to retire for good. However, Michael, with his good and bad sides, is at least honest. In comparison, Mickey's coming back stands up as even more ridiculous.

Such a pity... :(
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