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Hellraiser (2022)
7/10
Where is the gore????
18 October 2022
Disney! Stop ruin the good stuff!! This would've been so much better with tons of gore, and less intro. The bathroom scene (as example) the wall opens....i was in tension waiting for something terrorific and gory to come, but... nothing!!! WTF!!!??? What a waste of good terror. Loved Jamie Clayton, all actors were great, also loved the absence of CGI, we really appreciate that and i think it was the best thing of the movie. But we needed less talk and more creepy dark gory action. At least this one was better than the old sequels. I really hope for a better sequel, and more Clive Barker and less Disney.
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4/10
Pointless Sequel
18 August 2022
2 hours of nothing. Oh yeah, i almost forgot, there's a singing piano scene, the most lame sex scene ever, and a gay/homoerotic game at the beach. Oh! And the most important, war planes scenes. Dude, this was the most boring movie i've seen lately. Overrated AF , i couldn't connect with any character, 0 substance, no chemistry between the actors, the script and the story is terrible. I really don't understand why this have 10 stars all over, it's just nonsense.
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22 July (2018)
1/10
2 movies, same year, same story, one bad, one great.
16 August 2022
Don't understand why Netflix made this movie when Norway already did a movie based on these events the same year. You better go watch Utøya: July 22 from Norway, way much better, spoken in Norwegian, and goes straight to point. This one is unnecessarily long.
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5/10
Why The Singing????
16 July 2022
I love this series, i have all the episodes. I was so happy when i found out about the movie. But why is so long, and why they're singing all the time??! It's really annoying and it makes you miss the plot. A completely unnecessary thing. If there's a sequel NO SINGING, PLEASE!.
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2/10
Cronenberg's Era Died Long Time Ago.
28 June 2022
I was a huge fan of David Cronenberg's work, he was one of my favorite directors, but after Cosmopolis and The Map of Stars he went to don't know where. Pretentious, boring, his essence wasn't there at all. I couldn't even finish this one, even the casting is bad. And i wasn't expecting this movie 'cause i know Cronenberg is not the same anymore. He's done.
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Morbius (2022)
1/10
Fun for little kids who doesn't know anything about comics and cinema.
1 June 2022
This reminded me the old horrible comic based movies these d-bags use to make. It's just a disaster. Too short and fast to see the development of the characters, but after 20 minutes watching it i was so bored that i was pleased it wasn't any longer. I have no idea what comic these people read, because there's nothing of it in it. And again this compulsion for changing the physical features of the comic characters. As example: Martine Bancroft. She's blonde and white. I just can't stand this inclusion madness, it ruins everything. We have to stand these terrible scripts, lazy action scenes AND ALSO our comic character features being changed. If the comic charachter is black or asian, or white, or whatever... just pick actors who looks like that! Is not much to ask. It's just all a huge mess. Sony S. O. B.
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C'mon C'mon (2021)
1/10
Pretentious Crap
2 February 2022
2021 The Year of Pretentious, Overrated & Unbearable Movies, period. If these mediocre directors think that making a Black & White movie will make them look SMARTER or with a KEEN SENSE OF ART, they're so damn wrong! It just make them look STUPID & FAKE! That also goes to Coen and his MacBeth (The Tragedy of McBeth) That it was a "real" tragedy to watch.
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7/10
Ahhhm... What??
13 November 2021
Good movie, fun as it has to be a superhero flick. Great martial arts scenes, CGI was pretty decent, good actors and performances. The story wasn't what i was expecting, but you can't put the whole family drama that the main character has in 2 hours. What really bothered me was Awkwafina. WTF? What is she doing in there the whole time? I'm tired of these silly non important characters that ruin everything. She should've stayed in California and disappear. Fun movie tho. Also... DISNEY STOP RUINING OUR GOOD STUFF!!!!!
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Red Notice (2021)
1/10
Netflix the new Horrywood.
12 November 2021
I tried to watch this, but i just can't stand The Rock, or "Dwayne Jhonson". Now Netflix is doing the same comercial trash movies that Horrywood. The same trashy actors and the same trashy stories. Pure Garbage.
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Dune (2021)
1/10
Thank Gods I Didn't Waste My Money Watching This.
27 October 2021
Just another OVERRATED PIECE OF CRAP FULL OF CGI. Lame, horrible script, no substance. Horrible characters, and actors (Bautista, Momoa, Isaac, Zendaya, Bardem) i mean what's next? The Rock and Vin Diesel? Or Rihanna and Keanu Reeves?. The only decent actors were Chalamet and Rebecca Ferguson (wich i love). I was so dissapointed, because i was really expecting to watch this movie for so long, but when i saw the featuring actors i thought: "Damn, i better watch this for free". And i was right! I'll keep sticking to the books. Oh! Almost forgot, now i prefer David Lynch's Dune, wich everyone think it sucks, well... not anymore for me. Also i can see some Giger's work. True genius.
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1/10
Unbearable
11 December 2020
I can't believe this movie has such high rate, it's awful. No plot, slow, boring, the dead scenes are ridiculous. Highly dissapointed.
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Interstellar (2014)
1/10
Another overrated crap.
27 February 2019
Another OVERRATED CRAP from one of many overrated and pretentious Hollywood directors, Christopher "oh i'm so smart" Nolan. Wake up silly people! These "masterpieces" are not brilliant or smart as "they" say. Besides none great director would use Anne Hathaway in any of their movies LOL
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