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Redcon-1 (2018)
Rating is no good, it's all bad.
This movie is bad and dumb.
Bad acting, bad action, bad and unnecessary stunts.
The story line is also bad and the make up and visual effects as well as audio, bad, bad and bad.
I call this a bad review
Super Troopers 2 (2018)
Really well made sequel
First thing there is to say is that this movie is really funny, but if you did not like the first one, you won't like this one either, it's the same kind of jokes and awkward situations.
So i gave it an 8 because i think the movie starts a little slow, the jokes aren't that funny at first but it gets good, really good.
this movie is funnier if you are Canadian especially if you are French Canadian, I think it might be really good also for Americans who come from time to time to visit the Quebec province, gags will be funnier if you've been here.
that movies good, hey!! and the "frenchies" are played by english americains but they got the accent pretty good some quebecers would be fooled by it.
this movie makes fun of frenchies and canucks and fat lazy Americans, so if you don't like laughing about yourself don't watch it.
The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018)
Stupid stupid stupid
Well it's says it right there it's stupid.
The acting ain't that bad and the quality of the filming and directing is alright but the script is bad, the characters are pathetic and so stupid it makes this movie incredibly bad, they don't react to anything like a normal person would do, they do nothing while they get attacked, don't even try to defend themselves except 2-3 times and it's not even realistic, if someone attacked you, you would do anything you can to either fight back or run , not just stay there without moving with a dumb look on your face and when the caracters try to run they always stay near where the killers are. Too much stupid things happened in this movie to be ranked that high, the people who made it must have lots of friends who are willing to boost their rating.
Not worth watching at all
And i'll find out who wrote that piece of crap and try to never watch another movie written by this person, because that person does not know how people would reat to life or death situation, that person never been in a dangerous situation in it's life that easy to see.
Again don't lose 1h25 minutes of your life watching this.
Escape Plan 2: Hades (2018)
BAD BAD BAD
Ohh yeah it is that bad.
not even good enough to be a B-movie.
everything is pointed out or shown by the way the filmed this piece of garbage or explicitly said by the characters, because you know viewers are ssooooo dummmbb.
the makeup is scary bad.
Sylvester Stallone has the worst wig ever, too many facelift also, it shows.
it's badly filmed, the plot is weak to say the least, acting is bad, dialogs are bad the script must have been easy to write because nothing the main characters do or say makes real sense it's just a stupid movie all around.
the fight scenes are very boring and badly executed on top of all.
they also used every action movie clichés
everything is bad in this movie.
don't lose your time, watch something else.
Låt den rätte komma in (2008)
original version the best.
Watched this movie about 9-10 years ago and i liked it.
it is different, it does not need a lot of action because that's not the point of the story and should not be an important part of this movie.
when there is action it's because the situation leads to it, it's not free and there just to give you cool things to watch, it's there to make the story prove it's point and bring you to the level that what being with that girl is. it shows you what she is and how being around her is a amazingly huge thing and heavy with consequences.
the US version has some good situation but again it's not telling a story but more showing action and focusing on that Chloë Grace Moretz, i can't stand her anymore.
the US version has more likes than this version but if you've watched this version you probably think it's better like me.
most people don't know the US version is actually a "remake" or a second go at the story in the book but the swedish did it better.
The Forest (2016)
They could have made amazing movies about suicide forest, but this one made that impossible.
The movie is badly written, the plot twists are just dumb and are just there to make the bad writing go somewhere.
to me this movie fails at so many levels it's hard to believe some people liked it.
things just start bad and go nowhere and does not make you compassionate about the situation, i was more annoyed by the beginning of this movie.
bad acting from the boyfriend, the dialogs are badly written and sometime just go nowhere, do nothing for the story and it's just boring, dumb and annoying, the main character just comes out as dumb and sad nothing more.
JUST TELL ME WHY she goes with a stranger to that forest, why even trust a guy you don't know especially when you are looking for your missing sister. the actual action in the movie is STUPID, cut off a chicken head and let it go, that represent the action.
the play between reality and the supernatural that happen is again really stupid and not very well used in this movie. the girl sees thing that aren't real and does not doubt for a second that it is real even after it happened lots f time that shows her that she's being tricked.
Basically everything that happens in this movie is stupid and what happens is only there to put the main character in bad situations, if you take this movie and take out everything that could and would not be stupid and pointless, this movie would be about 30 minutes long and it would still be boring.
the ending is predictable and boring dumb and just confirms that you've watched a really dumb boring movie.
the only reason this movie still has people liking it, it's because of the quality of the filming and by that i mean they did take people who knew how to film good looking scenes, good angles etc...
still the most interesting thing to watch in this movies is Miss dormer, beautiful woman but not good enough actress to give a great performance in a so badly made movie.
Killing Ground (2016)
it's a good movie, a little hard to watch.
This movie starts really slowly and is a little predictable but it's decent enough to watch. some parts of the story are not that well written, filmed or acted but i think with such a small budget we can forgive those things.
I liked a couple of things that happened in this movie, some parts were really direct with no fuss around it, basically the bad guy his gonna do some thing and bam he actually does it without restreint and second thoughts.
it's sometimes hard to watch because of the emotional implications of the acts being done and the gravity of the situation.
the violence in this movie is not always shown but, it is well understood what's been done and our imagination is enough for us to know what those actions meant.
Like i said it's not always well written, sometimes the victims just do things no one would do because it leads nowhere and accomplishes nothing. the dialogues between the victims are pointless and bring nothing to the story and the same happens for the bad guys.
Still that movie managed to really shake me emotionally and it's because they used kids to make people care more.
the violence is realistic enough some people may find it hard to watch and others are saying that this kind of violence looks fake, but those people i think haven't been around real violence. i've been around violence, i've seen and participated in some of it and i've watched a lot of real footage to see the difference between what looks real and what people are used to see in movies and the violence they see in movies is what they believe violent acts look like, i ain't like in the movies it's a lot more straight to the point in real life.
want to see hard and raw violence in war watch Hacksaw Ridge, it's pretty that raw and easy and quick like in real life.
Annihilation (2018)
Why is that movie so loved?
I'm actually really asking myself the question I used as a title for this review.
This movie is bad, real bad. there's barely real dialogs and when they do talk it's really nothing good, the writing is weak and the text are total crap, you don't really learn what's happening and the characters in this movie all seem really pathetic and suicidal for the better part of them, acting ain't that good either. I love Oscar Isaac but in this one, any other actor could have played this role and nobody would have cared because he is only a character they used to make the story make sens and try and make us root for the main character.
the rythm of the movie is slow, they take too much time with scenery and try and show off their bad special effects, seriously I think SyFy made better movies with better effects than this, yes they may have done it b accident but they still do better than this movie sometimes.
the thing that really bothered me about this movie is like I said already the characters are pathetic and there is no dimension to them, they are really generic in the way they are shown, it's like they have just one emotion per actor and did not have the right to use any other expressions than totally depressed, hysteric or suicidal, why make such boring dialogs that lead nowhere and bring nothing to the story? it just doesn't make sens if you want to make people like the characters root for them to survive, because surviving is the only thing they have to do and they don't do a good job at it and that showed that the director did not have anything to make the story make sens for the viewers. What story? lost boyfriend, mysterious phenomena, something playing games with their minds, but no meaning to it, things are happening for absolutely no reasons and at the end of this long boring storyless movie, you get what nothing original, the complete movie is not original, they took so many bits of other stories that you can almost see from what movie they took those ideas, the questioning of purpose and humanity and love and people etc... so close to The Sphere I couldn't help but seeing the similarities, even the movie rythm kinda mimics The Sphere, slow pace phycological science fiction flick, at least in the Sphere you kinda get absorbed in the story and learn to like the characters, not just find them pathetic and boringly depressed.
The end was so much like about a thousand other movies, where the "alien" takes the form of humans an than you see that they are up to no good, that made me laugh and even more dislike this "movie".
for me a movie is not just about beautiful picture and somekind of love story, no it's more of a story told with images that make us feel and imagine and want to see more and hear more of that story, but this movie was just showing images with bad special effects and no reason why they showed so much of it, they were almost no moment in this film that needed us to see so much of crap.
It's rare i write reviews but I don't agree with the high rating on this movie and believe that people who do like it, don't like movies with a real story, a reason for things to happen or even just amusing.
don't watch this movie it's not worth your time.
31 (2016)
Boring Rob Zombie is a WANNABE
yup this one it no better than Lords of Salem Rob Zombie tries too hard to have messed up characters. but the thing with messed up "killers" or "freaks" is that they don't try and scare you before they kill you they just do it. the narrative for each "freak killer" is way to long and is a boring cliché each time. even the gore part is boring. IFC makes better horror flicks than this. Sheri Moon is one of the worst actresses out there if she wasn't his wife do you think she would play in any movies "NOPE" not even an IFC movie lol. I don't like Rob Zombie music but at first i liked his movies now i don't like them any more i just can't go past the fact that he's a WANNABE and tries too hard to make messed up movies but in the end he just makes them ridicule.
Machete Joe (2010)
reviews on IMDb and ratings are a fraud
this movie is the worst movie you can ever watch the only reason i'm sure some reviews give 10 as a rating it's because it's an almost all black casting and let me tell you they took the worst of all the black actors that are out there they act worse than samuel L. jackson in "snakes on a plane" and that's pretty hard to beat and the movie is even worse than "snakes on a plane" and the 3.1 rating is completely false no one can watch this movie and think it's good the story is bad the actors are bad the SFX are bad the camera work is bad damn they most of meant -3.1 stars that would make more sense if that's the best movie an almost all black casting and probably crew can make please don't do it again you make the wayans bros look bad
if you want to lose an hour and a half of your life go buy a bottle of prune juice you'll have a better time with that than watching this shflickt