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The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death (2014)
All jump scares
As I figured it would be this movie was all jump scares. The first movie did employ jump scares but not nearly as often as this "prequel" did. I was also easily able to predict every single one of them before they happened. This was just basically a poorly done remake of the first movie. If you've seen the first movie you definitely do not want to see this one. They recycled a lot of stuff and did absolutely nothing new. They also broke the cardinal rule of good horror movies: they showed far too much of the monster and left nothing to the imagination. The ending really managed to annoy me too. I gave it a 2/10 because I didn't walk out although I probably should have.
The Last Showing (2014)
Absolutely horrible
Horrible acting, horrible plot, horrible cast, horrible sound, horrible dialogue, horrible everything. This is easily one of the worst movies I've watched in a long time. There wasn't even any boobs! I really wish I had not watched this movie. The plot was predictable. The acting was horrendous. The gunshots sounded like a cap gun. The main characters must have had part of their brain removed.
The movie tried really hard to be clever, and if there was a twist I must have missed it. The other reviewers for this movie are either paid or they didn't see the same movie that I did. Do yourself a favor and skip this one.
Uninhabited (2010)
A feminist's dream
This movie was awful. It would seem that this movie was a feminist's dream: a female ghost running around an island killing only men by stabbing them in the penis. That's the entire story. If you are a man hating feminist who is into this kind of thing then go ahead and watch it. Otherwise save yourself the time. I was in disbelief when I found out this movie was directed by a man. What's up with all the penis slicing in movies nowadays? It's getting old. And the main female character who had absolutely nothing bad happen to her becomes a penis slicing ghost at the end. Why? Because that's the entire point of the movie: men are bad and need to have their penis sliced off.
The Ruins (2008)
IMDb tricked me again
Why anybody would rate this movie more than 3/10 I have no idea. I went to go see it because usually any horror movie on IMDb over 6/10 is usually not bad. Boy was I surprised. The acting was horrible. The plot was so bad I can completely summarize the whole movie in one sentence: 6 people go to a temple and vines kill them. There's 5 minutes of character development and then the rest of the movie is spent on the top of some temple in the middle of nowhere. They went inside it for like a minute. I want my money back. The movie was so bad I didn't even have enough to write about so IMDb is making me make this post longer. The only reason I didn't give it a 1 is because one of the hot chicks shows her tits at the beginning of the movie.
The Machinist (2004)
Terrible
I don't know how this movie has such a high rating, I can't have been watching the same movie as everybody else. IMDb has never steered me wrong in the past, but this movie was just terrible. Horrible acting, horrible story that steals from every other movie ever made and is hard to follow, and it was just a terrible movie overall. I kept wanting to turn it off, but I thought to myself "this has to get interesting some time." I was wrong. I finally turned it off a little over and hour through it because I just couldn't take it anymore.
Everything that happens in this movie never gets explained. I hated most of the characters. I just don't see what other people saw in this movie, but hey everybody's different.