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N.Y.P.D. is a series which aired for 2 seasons (1967-69) on ABC. It is a cop show which follows 3 detectives and the cases they get assigned and solve. I Had never heard of the show until they showed it on Decades in 2020 and i ended up binging it. Very good 1/2 hour show with a virtual who's who as far as guess stars (James Earl Jones, Ossie Davis, William Devane among others. well worth watching a few episodes.
Perry Mason (2020)
As many reviews have already indicated, the show appears to have reimaged Perry Mason as a private detective and paul drake is now a beat cop. della works for an attorney who would be more of what we thought perry mason might be in this kind of story. perhaps this is an origin story for mason but so far it would be better suited as one of the detective thrillers of the era.
***Updated Review*** As the series progresses, it resolves all the questions i have in the first few episodes. great show
Sunset Cove (1978)
Sunset Cove is a low budget Teen Comedy from Al Adamson film from 1977-78 thought to be lost. Severin has found a great print which they released on Blu Ray in the Adamson "Masterpiece" collection. The film is a retread of the numerous teen comedies of that era. The plot revolves around a group of Teenagers trying to save the local beach from being bought out by shady businessmen who are going to redevelop the land into Condos. Outside of a quick cameo from John Carradine who Adamson used in most of his films, there is little if any name talent in this one. it has by the book nudity, humor and the typical stereotypical characters, (The mean pretty boy, the heavyset nerd, the bumbling cop who is embarrassed by the kids with make fun of him with one liners, etc). Little bit better than most Adamson films as this one is not spliced together from another film with some additional footage. worth a look for Adamson fans based on the great transfer
Stoya is Stunning
UnSexpected is another video from Robby D and Digital Playground. The story revolves around Andy San Dimas' younger sister coming for a visit. Andy tells everyone to be on their best behavior because Stoya is a "good innocent small time girl". We quickly find out that Stoya is a no where near as "innocent" as her sister thinks. This comedy is shot in HD with the women looking very nice in their respective scenes. The first scene is Andy San Dimas with her boyfriend Manuel Ferrera which occurs before Stoya gets there. 2nd scene is Stoya and Manuel's roommate Erik Everhard who Stoya seduces during a game of pool. Scene 3 is Erik going over to his girlfriend Sabrina Taylor's house and having sex with her to make sure she does not suspect his infidelity. Scene 4 is Brooklyn Lee who plays Andy San Dimas' friend and Manuel Ferrera. Stoya is instrumental is seducing both of them into the scene. Scene 5 is Stoya and pizza delivery guy James Deen who Stoya seduces. As usual this video is well shot and Stoya looks incredible. Andy San Dimas, Sabrina Taylor and Brooklyn Lee also look very sexy in their respective scenes. This is on par with other Digital Playground films (light general plot and well shot scenes). Great addition for fans of Stoya.
Pimp Bullies (2011)
Low Budget but does get a little better as it goes along
Pimp Bullies (aka Vengeance)stars Marcos Bonetti as a young man who is trying to find out who killed a woman named Isabel (Catalina Rodriguez) 15 years prior. He strong arms all the suspects to try to learn what happened. through this he gets the back story of what lead up to Isabel's Murder. The first suspect is Miguel (played by Ving Rhames) as a pimp who manipulates her to work for him. Isabel's son was very ill and she needs money desperately for treatment. Isabel sneaks into the US to make money working for Miguel as a prostitute. She is taught the ropes by Miguel's main girl Crystal (Lizbeth Santos). The 2nd Suspect is Julia, an actress who pays for Isabel's services but also gets her hooked on cocaine. The 3rd Suspect is Mr Watson (Steven Bauer) who is Julia's attorney and appears be a father figure before giving in to temptation from her. The 4th suspect was James who is a rich client who fed the drug habit. We find out that Marcos is a police Detective. The movie is very low budget and outside of the known names not very well acted. tries to show the seedy side of life but does not do the greatest job. They try some twists which are OK. not a masterpiece but watchable
All Superheroes Must Die (2011)
What makes one a hero
All Superheroes Must Die (AKA Vs) is a very low budget superhero drama directed by Jason Trost. The Premise is a villain (Rickshaw) played by James Remar somehow has removed the powers of 4 superheroes.He then forces them to attempt to save people he has put in harms way using teamwork and their own guile. They have to also fight other villains who still have their powers. This is an OK low budget film. The acting is average with the exception of James Remar who is actually good as the villain. He only appears via a video feed. I Could not get over the feeling this was like a poor mans Watchmen with a Joker type villain thrown in or the superhero version of SAW. Choreography is slightly below average and there are no CGI scenes. Movie is completely character driven with a few action sequences thrown in. Not for the typical superhero crowd but an OK low budget effort for the comic book reader population
Nerdy Girls (2012)
Nerdy Girls is a all sex film directed by William H. The "Nerdy" tag for the ladies in the movie is because he has them wearing glasses and give them a skill set (Not sure why this makes any of them a nerd). The first scene has Annika Albright and James Deen. Annika is shown playing the piano and James walks in and they have sex. very little dialogue if any. Annika is an attractive blonde. Second scene is the best of the film and has Karlie Montana and Manuel Ferrara. Karlie is a very sexy redhead who i guess is playing his accountant or secretary? She does a great job. The Third scene is Allie Haze and Mick Blue. Scene is set in a classroom with equations on the board. i assume Mick is the teacher. The Fourth scene has Jessie Andrews and Mr. Pete. Jessie is making cupcakes then reads a book and starts to masturbate. She is putting topping on the Cupcakes when Mr Pete walks in and they start having sex (nerdy?). The Fifth scene has April O'Neil and Manuel Ferrara. April is reading a book taking a bath. The movie is OK for those who enjoy the all sex films. There is minimal setup and little if any dialogue. The ladies are all pretty attractive and have sexy scenes I believe it would have been better if they added a small bit of set up for each scene as all the performers and decent actors in other films. The ladies are more like college students then nerds
Community: Basic Lupine Urology (2012)
This may be the best episode of the series
The Basic Lupine Urology episode is a parody of the law and order. The case revolves around the "murder" of a yam which the study group was hoping to get an A for. extremely funny episode. Troy and Abed are great as the detectives. Shirley plays the captain. Annie and Jeff play the attorneys A great addition was having Leslie Hendrix playing the forensics technician who tells them how the yam was killed. the witnesses were funny. the show even had a twist at the end. after the case was solved. there is another "shocker". IF you are a fan of this series, this is the episode to watch. if you are a fan of the law and order series, this is a funny show which pays homage. hats off to the writers for this episode
Bibi Jones: The Crib (2011)
Sexy Digital Playground Release
The Crib Stars Digital Playground Contract girl Bibi Jones, who plays a young lady who is asked to house sit for Mick Blue. The house is spectacular and she is warned to not have any parties or guests. First thing Bibi does is call her friends Bridgette B and Gracie Glam over. As they marvel at the house they decide to call over male masseuses. Gracie on the other hands has a crush on Manuel Ferrera and invites him over to hang out. This leads to various get togethers. Bibi then invited her friend India over and they in turn order a pizza. Neither has money so Bibi goes home to get some cash but the delivery man (Nacho Vidal) gets there before she gets back which means of course India has sex with him. Bibi then gets caught in the house nude masturbating when Mick comes home and he ends up joining her for the last scene. This is a standard well shot Robby D film. basic simple plot with a little mischief and humor put in. Bibi Jones looks fantastic in her scenes with Mick blue and Erik Everhard. India looks great in her scene with Nacho. Bridgette has a nice scene with Charles Dera and Gracie has a good scene with Manuel. Well shot adult film which will appeal to digital playground fans. It also is a film which may appeal to couples. recommended.
The Seduction of Cindy (1980)
Good Seka film but Veronica Hart shines
The Seduction of Cindy stars both Seka and Veronica Hart. Seka plays the title role of Cindy. Veronica Hart plays her friend who relates the story of how Cindy's Husband (Jerome Carter)enlisted her and others to "seduce" Cindy and make her a more sexual person. This happens in various ways which is the basis of the movie. Cindy works as a film editor so pornography is used to loosen her up. Veronica seduces her into a lesbian tryst. Bobby Astyr is asked to bring her a film to edit which is x rated and this gets Cindy (Seka) hot and bothered. Although Seka was not on the better actresses of her time, everyone else are well above average adult actors. Seka does a decent job and the sex scenes are pretty good. recommended especially for those who enjoy watching the "Golden Age" of Adult films
Out of Control (2007)
Decent Penthouse Movie
Out of Control will remind you of movies from the 80s like After Hours. It is a fish out of water story starring Riley Shy as an administrative assistant who has the task of taking the bosses girlfriend home (which is a wild part of town). Riley is a transplanted Minnesota "good girl" who finds herself lost without her purse in this unique side of town. she ends up in a "Dance Sex club" in which she sees a lot of things. The end result is a shy scared women begins to show confidence. Riley is a decent actress and the others did a good job. The sex scenes were well shot. This is on par with adult features being done by companies like Vivid, Digital Playground or Wicked. So if you like those type of movies, give this a shot
Blame It on Savanna (2009)
Blame it on Savanna stars Savanna Samson as a woman who is evaluating her life. The film has Savanna talk into the camera and comment on what is going on around her. We start with her going to her best friends house (played by Raquel Devine) for the weekend. Savanna is having marital issues with her husband (Chris Charming) as is Raquel (Sean Michaels). Savanna's son (Alex Gonz) and Raquels' (Voodoo) are also at the house. Film starts with flirtations going on around the house with the moms. The sons meet 2 girls their age (Renae Cruz and Meggan Mallone) and hook up with them. Later Voodoo bring Meggan back to the house. Savanna takes advantage of the situation as she had earlier given a sleeping pill to Racquel to help her sleep. Savanna initially seduced Meggan then Voodoo which results in a threesome. We fast forward to the morning to learn the Savanna's husband Chris Charming has stopped by and is apparently having an affair with Raquel. Savanna turns around and sleeps with Raquels husband Sean This is on par with other Vivid releases that Paul Thomas has directed. Decent story and Good sex scenes and Meggan Mallone and Renae Cruz look great as does the "older" women Racquel Devine and Savanna. There are 6 scenes in the movie. Recommended
In the Army Now (2009)
Somewhat Uneven Mockumentary
In the Army Now is the Latest Vivid Release by Director Chuck Lords. This Mockumentary/Comedy revolves around the world of Army Recruit Jenna Presley. Starts with Jenna coming into a recruiters office to enlist. She picks her potential job based on the type of uniform she would wear and promptly jumps into the first sex scene with Dick Delaware (Recruiter) and Carmella Bing (Secretary). We then move to Jenna and Monique Alexander going into the office of Jack Venice while he has sex with Aline. Monique joins the action. We cut to Jenna now in intelligence interrogating Charles Dera. This is set up based on current issues with Iraq. Dera is trying to play an Iraqi enemy combatant and Monique Alexander is also there playing a middle eastern female (in complete garb). We then see Jenna in undercover work with a sultan (Alex Gonz) and some Harem girls (Lorena Sanchez - Angel Valentine). This movie is somewhat disappointing for an actual feature. very poorly written. Jenna Presley does have enough acting skills to have been pretty good (You can see her in soft core films and the Cinemax series Co Ed Confidential). The hope initially was this being an erotic spoof in the likes of Private Benjamin. It came nowhere close to this. The Sex Scenes are pretty good and well shot with attractive performers. This is the reason for the grade since many will watch this for only the sex scenes.
Naughty Novelist (2008)
Sexy Film from Seduction Cinema
Naughty Novelist stars Darian Caine as a writer who answers an ad to do some magazine work. She learns from her interviewer (Played by AJ Khan) that the magazine does erotica. She convinces Darian to take the position since she would use a "pen name". Darian retreats home and starts writing erotic articles geared towards Women. Each Fantasy is played out for the viewer and evens gets the writer Darian and publisher AJ a little hot and bothered This film is typical of previous releases from John Bacchus and Seduction Cinema. They release low budget erotica typically with Lesbian themes. Seduction Cinema "contract girls" Darian Caine and AJ Khan both look great as do regular Jackie Stevens and some newcomers lead by Claire Davenport. This film is not as entertaining as previous Seduction Cinema releases. The Plot is a little thin (Their best films are their comedy parodies) but the ladies are sexy and the nude scenes are a bit harder than earlier releases by the company. If you Like previous Seduction Cinema films you should enjoy this also
Disappointing Mid to Low Budget Sequel
This film is directed by and stars C Thomas Howell as George Herbert. The film starts 2 years after the initial invasion of the creatures. The Aliens have apparently regrouped and are attacking again. Howell is a scientist who along with another Scientist Victoria (Kim Little); Military leader (Darren Dalton) and Pete (Christopher Reid) must lead to stop the 2nd Invasion. The film tries to add some new layers to the original stories with explanations that the attacking ships are actually living organisms who feed off the humans they zap. They are other additions which they try which does not work. This is a bad movie which possibly could have been better. The special effects were pretty bad with the exception of the pod creatures. All the other effects were pretty below average. Acting was OK (nothing extraordinary) and most of the characters fit the stereotypes of the characters they play (brooding hero who needs to save someone, wisecracking sidekick, etc.)I can not recommend the movie but if one sees it they will realize a better movie could have been made with what they had
Nazi Sex Experiments (1973)
Below Average Sexploitation film
This film stars Jerry Deloney as a scientist named Doktor Ivan Cock-Luv under Hitler's Third Reich who does sexual experimentation on prisoners. The film tries to be a comedy in the spirit of something Harry Reems would have done in the 70's. Very poorly acted and the comedy is pretty below average. Poor grind-house style of film-making with peepshow style. The sex scenes are very normal unlike other sexploitation pieces of the era (Like Ilsa, etc). No name actors of the era are in this film. There are much better sexploitation films that this one in the areas of parody/comedy,etc. This is only recommended to the historians of this genre. to be avoided
Ghost Voyage (2008)
Typical Poor Sci Fi Channel Original Film
Film stars Antonio Sabato Jr with an ensemble of characters who all mysteriously wake up on a ship with no idea how they got there. Cary Hiroyuki Tagawa mysteriously appears as the steward who gives the rules. Horror ensues for the crew members as they learn why they are on the only passengers on this mysterious voyage. Very Stereotypical casting with Sabato as the eventual leader, Russo as the strong female lead, Berlin as the bombshell and the male supporting as either thugs, arrogant son of a wealthy family, sort of a middle age type and the youngster who has drug problems. Poor to average CGI and poor to average acting performance mar this film
Off the Air (2007)
Decent Adult Fare
Off the Air directed by adult film star Randy Spears revolves around the operation of a radio broadcast during the early days of the genre. Spears plays the announcer of the show which is run by shady Chris Cannon. The voice actors include Box Cover girl Kirsten Price, Penny Flame, Justice Young, Barrett Blade and Mike Horner. Carolyn Reese is also in the cast as the office assistant who cannons abuses. Cassie Young is in the cast as a hopeful actress who is put on the "Casting Couch" by Cannon. The conflict in the film arises when characters in the radio dramas are being murdered in real life. They are being killed exactly the way the were killed on the radio. Twist ending shows who the killer is. Not the greatest acting although most of the cast are capable actors. Sex Scenes are done will and are typical of what Wicked Pictures products. This film will appeal to those who enjoys couples types features. recommended
Nick Philips late 60's Erotica
Uta is a film from director Nick Philips. It uses the same formula as most Philips films in that all the dialogue is voice over. The film follows the exploits of "Uta" a 20 year old women who likes to share her body with men and women. Uta is shot in black and white and features attractive women. For fans of late 60's or early 70's erotica, this is a nice film to own or see. It is a little more explicit in the nudity shown from other late 60's soft-core films. Uta is now available from After Hours Cinema in the Storefront Feature Series titled "Grind House Trash Collection". This collection also features the films "Pimp Primer and Lusty Neighbors. Nice collectors item for fans of early 70/late 60's soft-core erotica.
This Sequel to A Coming of Angels stars Annette Haven as the leader of the detective agency (The Angels Organization). Ginger Lynn and Kelly Nichols play the other 2 "Angels" This film focuses on the kidnapping of politician's (Senator) Jamie Gillis' daughter. He goes to the agency to be discreet and try to get his Daughter back. The investigations uncovers quite a few twists regarding what actually happened and who is behind the problems and whether their actually has been a kidnapping. Herschal Savage plays the kidnapper but he works for someone else which is the final twist. The film also stats Jill Ferrari as the daughter, Jon Martin as one of the kidnappers and Eric Edwards as Gillis' right hand man. This film is standard of the type of adult detective films which came out in the early 80's. Annette Haven looks great as always as does Kelly Nichols. Ginger Lynn is extremely sexy in one of her earlier roles This is a must have for collectors of shot on film adult films from the late 70's early to mid 60's
Epic Movie (2007)
This is a unfunny movie
Epic Movie is similar to all the other parodies that the former scary movie writers are brining to the big screen. It focuses around the Chronicles or Narnia and then parodies an unbelievable amount of films such as Xmen, Yo MTV Cribs, Pirates of the Caribbean, Davinci Code, Superman, Punked. They have also added spoofs of celebrities such as Paris Hilton, Kanye West, Flavor Flav, etc. This movie does not work on any level. It is truly not funny. The character of Harry Beaver was not funny. The Slapstick was forced and not that funny, I did not laugh, smile, snicker etc once during viewing this film. It may rank with Date Movie and Freddie got Fingered as one of the worst theatrical releases ever. Kal Penn and Fred Willard are better than this movie. The female lead is also a poor imitation of Anna Faris. Avoid this movie.
Slightly below average Psychological Thriller
Sinful stars Erin Brown (Misty Mundae) as Lilith an emotionally disturbed young women who is desperately trying to have a baby. When she fails to conceive a child on her own, she starts to look at taking a child from another woman. Lilith sets her sights on her next door neighbor who she becomes obsessed and jealous of. This leads to a decision she makes with frightening results.Erin does an OK job playing the a deeply disturbed woman. The acting in the film with the exception of Mundae is average. The film attempts to portray a somewhat creepy atmosphere with some queasy special effects with mixed results. The dialogue is a little below average and the story line does not flow (a series of single scenes).The film shows the progression of films coming from the EI Cinema / Seduction Cinema brand. They started with underground fetish styles films, then very funny erotic parodies of mainstream film and now have started releasing low budget erotic psychological horror/thillers. This film is for fans of Erin Brown/Misty Mundae and those of low budget horror films.
Exploitation "Documentary" in the Mondo tradition
This exploitation film starts off with an introduction setting up the story. The story is told by a narrator who starts by giving an academic presentation at a conference. The film/documentary is supposed to be film shot in Angkor Cambodia right before or during World War 1. This black and white film is a combination of stock footage with exploitation inserts shown as a "documentary". The "documentary" is based on the sacred monkeys. This film is a pre cursor of the later "Mondo" films which were so popular in the 1960's. It follows the same basic script in which "explorers" are going into a sacred place in a mysterious land. One of the selling points is obviously the scenes of topless native women (these women apparently were hired out of LA brothels). This is not an accurate of well done film. It should be viewed only in a historical context of exploitation films shot in the 1930s. This film apparently was shown a lot during the 40's - 50's in exploitation theaters.
Better film than the Blue Lagoon
Paradise stars Willie Aames as David and Phoebe Cates as Sarah. They play 2 teenagers who are traveling with their parents on a caravan to Damascas when their group is raided by a slave trader named "The Jackel" (Tuvia Tavi). Both Sarah's and David's parents are killed in the attack. This forces Sarah and David to escape through the desert with Sarah's family servant Geoffrey. David comes across an underground "paradise" in the desert with running streams, etc. Geoffrey becomes ill which leads to David and Sarah fending for themselves. Since both of their parents were Christians (who were actually on a pilgrimage) the kids are very innocent in the ways of sex, etc. which they discover. They are not of the woods though since the Jackel and other raiders are still out there. This is an OK movie which took its basic premise from the film "The Blue Lagoon" It is not the greatest film and the script and plot is somewhat laughable at times. Cates does a good job though as does Aames. One of the main attractions of the film though are the frequent nude scenes which shows her spectacular figure. If you liked The Blue Lagoon you will like this movie as it is slightly better made. If you are a fan of Phoebe Cates this is a must see.
Date Movie (2006)
This is a very Bad Movie
Date Movie stars Alyson Hannigan as Julia Jones an overweight woman who is looking for love. She goes to a relationship counselor (parody of the film "Hitch"). She gets taken to a body shop to "Pimp her out" (parodies of Pimp my Ride, 40 year old virgin and Star Wars). She then becomes a "babe" and goes on Extreme Bachelor (Bachelor parody). They also parodied Napoleon Dynamite, When Harry met Sally and countless other films. They hit it off and he goes to meet her strange family (meet the parents parody). They get engaged with an pointless Lord of the Rings parody. A Guess Who parody follows (Since the father is black and the fiancé is white). They then parody the Wedding Planner. Problems arise when Julia meets the fiancé's best friend (Bombshell Sophie Monk doing a Paris Hilton parody of the Burger Commercial). a Pretty Woman parody follows then a Mr and Mrs Smith one). This is followed by What Woman Want parody and a Kill Bill one). a Krumpin dance parody follows. A 40 year old Virgin parody music video follows. I believe the next parody was from Alfie. They then parody How to Lose a Guy in 10 days and so on and so on. This film like the other reviews says is not very funny. The music parodies were poor (should have been much funnier). This is a disappointing film on every level. The movies tries to be "offensive" but is not funny or well written enough to offend. Meera Simhan is not funny as the Indian mom, Eddie Griffin is not funny as the Black dad and the Jinx the Cat part is just bad. The Michael Jackson piece was in poor taste (not funny). I thought Fred Willard would be good for a laugh or 2 but that was not the case. They tried to parody far too many films. I actually laughed once (during the Bachelor Parody). The real cameos did not work (Lil Jon or Carmen Electra). The fake ones are bad (Britney Spears, Barbara Streisand parody and Napoleon Dynamite parody. Sophia Bush is very attractive but that does not work either. Avoid this movie. It will go down as one of the worst theatrical releases ever made.It is on par with "Freddy got Fingered"