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Daddy's Home 2 (2017)
Funny and fun to watch
Yes its not Oscar deserve movie but it was supposed to be funny and it is. Story is too Fa-Fi (Family Fiction!) some parts too goofy but it was funny it has a good message and really laughed few times, even though Will Ferrell is not funny and is so lame and not pleasant to see in any movies and I don't know why they use him in comedy ... Sum of all its a good movie and good actors and good to watch.
Mowgli (2018)
Waste of talents and computers
Another movie which think of audience as idiots : So suddenly a kid become Rambo just like that foe holding a knife?! A man who never missed his shots except one time, missed several in a row? Animals were so loyal to sacred laws for centuries suddenly asked a law breaker boy to come back and later been asked to lead them? And so many other errors...
Stop ruining our good memories of our childhood animations, be creative and start new stories. Remaking usually end up a disaster like this.
By the way, sound and characters are awfully selected and are not match.
Animal characters are nor realistic and nor like a design for animation specially bear and tiger seems to me that they are designed by an amateur as the bear is like a wolfman or something and tiger ... whatever that ugly thing is , its not like a tiger and I was wondering what hair product the panther has used ???
Castlevania (2017)
Boring and lame story
Characters are changing behavior and its clear that even writers didnt exactly knew whats going on in their heads. Story is lame too for example a man who has been loyal and smart suddenly betrayed because stupidly he was tricked ? or Dracula didnt die by stick and seconds later he died by another one ?? army of vampires generals who couldnt be killed for centuries just been taking care of by 3 people in matter of seconds ??
Music? ... dont even start.
In short you can watch it in fast forward and you will not miss anything because there are so many paintings with music is going on and so many conversations which doesnt help story and are not smart enough to make you follow the characters opinions and talks.
Overlord: Those who pick up, Those who are picked up (2018)
LAME
Before i begin you should know there are two kind of viewers for this anime :
1- Those who read the book and now watching anime : These can guess some parts that other people who didn't read the book can not and for that they go "Yay its awesome..."
2- Those like me who didn't read the book and they see so many scenes that make no sense and so many dialogues that raise the question "What this has to do with the story ??" and some lines that you dont know what to say like part that a warrior been bitten by a girl and he is depressed and accidentally he ran into another warrior friend and it goes like this : "Now that I saw you I can go die !" (??!!) and second warrior hit the table and with angry blaming tone said "Eat first" (then go die or something) ...
For parents : I know if a skeleton with so many clothes sits on someone's back , it cant give orgasm but there was a pervert guy in their team who think otherwise so for innocent children there maybe very bad samples to think about .
Season 2 for people with no knowledge of the book and story is full of random characters and dialogues with no relation with the story so far . In season 1 we have a main character: a guy who became his champion in an online game and now is living as this character , ruling a guild and so many challenges and decisions ... interesting story , but in season two you see some lizards then a battle for some reason and then there are few people and groups saying some words and plan some attacks and even after half of the season you should still wait for story and character developing to continue (in a very bad and boring manner) and thats a good part ! Sometimes you see things a penguin is so happy because they let him clean the floor for example and thats it then they move to another scene and you wont see the penguin or other of this kind of character ever ( maybe in next season ?? )
Important : I know so many people now come and explain that these are ok because in the book he / she is going to do bla bla ... but again : "WHAT ABOUT THOSE WHO DID NOT READ THE BOOK ?!" its seem so lame in our view . Even if the book was a great novel , the animation was not so far.
Blade Runner 2049 (2017)
Watching Vangelis concert with few faces on screen !
I wish they dont ruin any more nostalgic movies as they did "Star wars" and "Blade runner" ! The 1982 Blade runner was better in all ways better than 2049 version and consider the fact that now doing special effect is so much easier.
Story was good / Music was awfully bad and not related to movie / so much of movie time was showing face of a character without any dialog and bore you to death because you feel this scene doesn't need that much delay to talk and you see those parts which the character want to say a very important or deep buried secret and they say it like you want to start conversation with stranger in a bar ...
It seems they wanted to mix "Odyssey 2000" with some philosophy of angels and creation stories and stuff ( in some dialog randomly came up ) made the movie a story with hidden secrets but it s with big disaster gaps like "the main enemy of Rick Deckard is alive (owner of company) who can send rockets from sky on their heads why he and the daughter feel they are safe ?? just because Ryan Gosling say so ? Or how that little number of people even if all armed , could destroy the enemy with those strong army in that Fortress ? Rick Deckard tell them how to hack system or how to replicate memory and make another copy of files and etc ... was he "Mr. Robot" or something ?? In movie they said after blackout everything changed and old datas was lost so suddenly Rick Deckard became master of new system and a hacker and who did all that ? and so many other gaps . Somehow the movie became like one of those Bollywood movies which in them suddenly out of blue they come up with "of you are not brother and sisters , there was a storm and we found you so you think you are our son" and in this movie it goes like "ok these are not your memories but it was necessary for movie to be interesting that you think they are yours so deal with it" .
So I believe those who made rank of this movie 8.2 did this because they were fan of actors or the novel ... or it got the rank with other methods.
I wish they stop ruining old movies and let us be happy with the memory and start CREATING stories and movies like "I robot" and "The Truman show" and interstellar .
Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015)
Awful replica's
I rate it " 1 " and that's for special effects . Awful story and actors and acting are worse ! Its obvious that they just wanted to make something and name it Star wars and put Harrison Ford to say "See ! Its Star wars ! There you see storm troopers ... told you its Star wars !" The girl heard the words Jedi and force and suddenly she awakened / Oh dear she is a Jedi now ! You must be very Credulous to say "Okay , she could be a Jedi that fast ... its OK ^_^" or you have never seen old Star wars movies. Seriously these awful things they make and name them Star wars just ruin what we have in mind from classic Star wars in every aspects except visual effects .
Passengers (2016)
Something new , creative and exciting
If you are looking for a new , creative , lovely , well played movie this is the one. These days all movies are the same (combining good guys bad guys with drama plus magic or vampires or family drama , shootings , explosions and sometimes all combined !!) and once in a long while may something like this come : A movie with a brand new story line like none before as Matrix as cast away as Terminal ... I know we may see or hears similar stories BUT the way these creative movies are ... They are unique - This is unique - watch it :)