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The Alien Dead (1980)
pretty good bad zombie movie
if you like crappy zombie movies like "zombie lake" or "zombie death house" or "revenge of the dead" then you're an idiot because those movies suck. this movie is one of those movies, but much much better. there's a good amount off zombies and gore, and it doesn't stay boring for very long. oh, and there's nudity. which is always good.
now i'm not saying this movie is on par with "dawn of the dead" or "zombi 2" or any zombie movies of that caliber, but it's a fun watch and good if you love zombies.
so if you want a crappy zombie movie with lots of gore and some boobies, don't get "zombie lake" or the other movies i mentioned at the top, get this one. worth the watch.
RoboCop (1987)
one of my favorites
i don't know how i came to like robocop so much but i think it's part of my love for campy sci-fi and bleak futures.
this movie is what i consider to be the greatest interpretation of he near future than any other movie. this is beating out a clockwork orange, blade runner and judge dredd. wait, scratch the last one, which sucked.
back in 88 it some parts seemed too unreal, but now, those same parts aren't even funny anymore, because they're too real!
the robotic heart- now exists. street police with body armor- now exists. the over aggressive businessmen- now exist. and i believe that if there ever was a cyborg cop, he wouldn't be all kool and like the matrix with wires everywhere and all high-tech and dark looking, he would look like robocop, and probably be called something similar if not exactly the same.
this movie is smarter and more emotional than would be expected from a movie of it's title, is the classic man vs machine storyline with the twist that it takes place inside one person. as for the sequels, i love the second one. i think it has everything a sequel should, though not as good as the first, gives you a taste of robocop kicking ass. as for the third. ummmm. it might have been good had they gotten peter Weller. if they just put his voice in this movie it would make it twice as good, though suck it does.
robocop rules. the main argument against it being "it's too corny" to which i say "yeah, well that's what's real". or is it? yes it is. isn't it?
yes.
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