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Daredevil (2015–2018)
1/10
pure crap.
8 June 2017
All of the dialogue seems to come straight from daytime television.. literally all of it is so over dramatic and cliché.. who writes this crap.. the whole show people are explaining the stupidest details like it's so important.. rule number one with writing.. show the story don't tell it!! fire the writers and maybe this show could be good. I have to wonder if the over dramatic bad writing leads to the overacting or if it's the other way around.. I'm guessing it's just two wrongs don't make a right kind of situation
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2/10
Garbage.
23 May 2017
why do people think this is a good movie.. the soundtrack alone ruins it.. why the hell did they play so many crappy songs.. where did they even find that many crap songs.. the opening was garbage.. how many songs did they play in the first 5 minutes lol.. plot was undeveloped, characters underdeveloped.. this is not a good movie.. not to mention the doctor they leave it unresolved, and in such a crappy way. sad too there was a lot of good actors in this horrible movie
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Taken (2017–2018)
2/10
Crap
1 April 2017
another stupid show that starts out good, then immediately brings cops into it.. that's all TV has to offer now, nobody can write a good action show without some stupid office and support teams and a real B**** of a boss and the typical everything else that comes with pretty much every cop show on TV. His flashbacks are really what you're going with as an issue?? seriously? this guy was in the hardest branch of the military but he's so affected by his sisters death he can't function anymore.. ugh. this show will be canceled at the end of this season. nobody will care about the sister in a few episodes they will lose interest and that will be that.
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Iron Fist (2017–2018)
1/10
just horsecrap. utter horsecrap
22 March 2017
This fake drama BS has to stop!!! its like they will argue about anything to get a scene where there is conflict and one person can walk away hahaha its so pathetic.. this show was obviously written in one day. First they can't believe its him though they still have pictures of him??? who the hell looks absolutely nothing like their pics from high school???? and why they hell can't they believe he survived a car crash but so easy to believe he jumped over a car and can take out a bunch of security guards and escape death a bunch of times... this show is utter crap!!
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2/10
This movie blows!!!!!
3 August 2016
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the first movie was great.. then it seems like the perverted anime nerds all joined up to write this one... First off the 5 min orgy scene.. I'm sure they wanted to add a lot more, it feels like they would have had cartoons having sex too if they could have fit it in to the film.. so many stupid sex parts in this film its pathetic.. thanks to the pervert virgin nerds this movie was ruined if only they could have had sex before they got their hands on this script i feel like it could have been a good movie.. when they weren't focused on sex they were creating action scenes that in no way tie in with the logic of the first film.. so if you ignore logic, reason, and the virgin nerds bringing sex into the plot every 5 min then this is a good movie.
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Criminal (2016)
1/10
Not good, why do people keep saying its good?!
13 July 2016
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this movie has so many plot holes and undeveloped, no depth characters that I'm am surprised all these idiots are saying its a good movie.. this is only a good movie if you never seen a Jason bourne film, or a mission impossible film, or even a freaking Steven segal flick... seriously I'm supposed to believe that this guy can control nuclear missiles and all they have is a couple of cars and a helicopter to find him.. hahaha this movie is pathetic! Why don't you ask jack Bauer how to stop them he's only one guy and he does more than the whole room full of people in this movie

how do films like this keep making it into theaters.. hire me ill make sure crap like this never sees the light of day.. this script needed a page one re-write!
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Marauders (2016)
2/10
terrible movie
7 July 2016
This movie starts out with some Horrific acting, then it moves on to some terrible acting, then with some horrible acting and an even worse and almost pathetic plot twist.. not even the cinematography is redeeming in this.. they do slow motions shots for what seems no reason whatsoever.. this could have been a good movie.. it truly is crap.. honestly i could write a better movie while I'm taking a dump on the toilet.. maybe they thought if we put these guys in some cool masks it will make up for not having a real plot, or any plot twists or any shocking moments, or any depth... or anything that is really necessary for making a good movie..
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2/10
ugh enough already
27 March 2016
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the only reason i gave this movie a 2 is because Katherine hiegel looks good in her dress.. this movie is crap. its so bad.. one of the worst things about this movie is that is the music that is pretty meaningless yet whole scenes seem to be dedicated to just a stupid song. why?

this movie seems like it was written after two film executives had coffee one morning and said to each other is there any movies about gay marriage lets make one.. and that was it.. they paid some intern to write it and there's your movie..

this movie is so bad I'm sure there hasn't been one lesbian that has even connected to it so the question is who were they making this for?
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9/10
Great all around..
12 March 2016
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Taron Egerton has won me over with this movie.. I thought he was OK in the Kingsman, didn't like that movie much at all but he was OK in it.. He surprised me in this one.. he plays the part perfectly.. this is a movie I will most likely own on DVD and not just for his acting the cinematography, story, and Hugh Jackman was also great.

there isn't much more to say really, I didn't really find anything i didn't like about this movie which is a very rare thing for me.. Its in my top 20 of all time i think. spoiler.... maybe....There is even a mention of the Jamaican bobsled team which made me think of cool runnings which i loved as a kid but wouldn't really watch it now because of how played up to kids it is.. this movie though is one that can be enjoyed by any age.
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5/10
why is the writing so bad..
10 March 2016
this movie has so many writers yet the dialog is terrible.. just terrible.. i get the feeling that the people who wrote this are the type of people that try to be funny but never ever ever ever ever make anyone laugh, and probably never have real conversations with people.. They really let Chris Pratt down too, his lines are weak.. not very charismatic, not very bad ass, sometimes sounding weak, ugh. if it wasn't for the dinosaurs and action this movie wouldn't even be worth your time. all the best parts are pretty much in the previews anyway except for the end. the part where the girl does up her shirt is pointless, I feel like they took out better scenes for that crap, if they had better scenes.. which i get the feeling they did.. like when Owen gives the speech about listening to him and doing what he says, and when she says what with an attitude he says just relax.. when that happened i thought that the movie skipped or a large part was cut out.. and you shouldn't feel that in a major box office movie but that isn't the only time you do.. ugh
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4/10
started out good but....
18 February 2016
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OK so its the end of the world, some people are going crazy most aren't.. like cops who are determined to arrest an escaped fugitive who hasn't really done anything, but accused of hacking NSA.. but the NSA didn't hire her?! because I'm pretty sure thats what they would do in that situation, then one of the only guys that can save the world gets arrested and he has to convince the police to let him go so he can indeed save the world.. ugh.. ya maybe in world run by children this would happen. its just sloppy and poorly written.. if one of the few people that could save the world killed someone in actuality he would be let go immediately, in fact I'm sure he would never be allowed to leave a room or go home and sleep, like they seem to do a lot of in this show..

seriously this show is in no mans land.. its not a comedy, not drama, not sci-fi it's all of the above, and thats the problem!! if you want to have huge gaps in the plot and story, and try to sell the audience unbelievable things then you have to pick A Category! if this was a comedy i would over look the fact that pretty much everyone is related in one way or another, if it was a drama i would ignore the lack of comedy, and if it was a sci-fi i would ignore the lame drama... but its none of the above. and what you have served me is a Shat sandwich.. its not going down.
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War & Peace (2016)
10/10
Wow
13 February 2016
I didn't expect this to be the best rendition of War and Peace ever done but it is by far. Paul Dano deserves many awards for his performance and i hope he chooses to do more films like this in the future. the attention to detail is amazing.. my only criticism is that it is too short.. now that Top Gear is gone and War and Peace is over, i almost have no reason to ever watch the BBC.. I hope that they tackle something else similar to this next.. a revised Pride and Prejudice or gone with the wind.. these types of mini series should be their mainstay.

epic performances all around
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Shadowhunters (2016–2019)
1/10
its a stupid cop show pretending to be like the mortal instruments
24 January 2016
how do writers keep getting jobs when they make shows like this?? worst opening to a show ever.. You can see me haha really, with no emotion or precedence.. and the dialog just keeps getting worse.. its like its written by somebody's mom who is trying to be really "hip" by using hip words.. the acting is just as bad as the writing.. but the worst part is they are such terrible writers they had to bring the cops into it in the first episode making it a stupid cop show!!

failure on all parts!! casting fail, writing fail, and even bigger fail when they made one of the main characters a singer to get them to a club.. ugh this show should be canceled and remade with people who actually want to make a good show.. i don't even know what else to say.. its just a horrible stupid rip off made for the general viewing public and 12 yr old girls... only idiots will watch this
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2/10
not worth the dollar you'll spend at redbox
19 December 2015
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I don't understand why anyone would make a film with no plot? did they do it as a joke? or to just see if they could do it? what i really think happened was,

hey we haven't made a movie for stoners in awhile lets make one. what should it be about.. it doesn't matter stoners will watch anything if they think someone will do drugs in a movie.. OK lets do it..

i honestly think that was all the planning that went into this movie.. all the rest was just winging it.. like shutting down the city, or sending two people over and over and over again when you had a bunch of men, actually i could just list every scene in the movie as a why are they doing this, especially when they both supposedly have training.

just because someone says something like, you know what would be cool Jason Bourne on drugs, while they are drunk or on acid or whatever doesn't mean its a good idea for a film.. and this movie could have been good if they decided to write a story behind it whatsoever.. i don't know why anyone would see this in theaters, its not even worth a dollar at redbox. and because it was such a waste of time i will now be avoiding this writer and director in the future...and i have never done that before but this film made me realize these people have no depth and i will avoid it like i would avoid a blonde bimbo
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Kingdom (2014–2017)
9/10
WOW.. this show makes me feel things.
3 December 2015
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This show gets a 10 out of 10 and i don't think I've ever given that before, and I doubt i'll ever give it again.. so why? why does this show get a perfect 10.. well first thing (small spoiler) they make one of the Jonas brothers gay and that alone is reason enough to love it..sorry gay people but yes I am making fun of him for playing a gay.. if you're offended then ignore it.. and focus on how Jonathan Tucker plays one of the best Characters TV has ever seen.. I don't know how he does it either. and maybe thats one reason I keep watching.. I could care less about the love triangle which I think if it takes anymore of a front seat in the show I will have to rant and rave, but I digress. Jay Kulina (Tucker) walks a very thin line, It seems like he could explode at any second, but is so cool and calm.. I honestly think Tucker is one of the best actors on TV today.. if not the best. I don't know how else to describe it other than brilliant..

Everyone else on the show is... OK
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Fargo (2014–2024)
8/10
Season 1.... then 2
10 November 2015
season one was great it had such a great feel to it.. much like the movie.. season two on the other hand doesn't feel the same.. its OK, but as of now i could stop watching it and not really care.. the first season I had to watch.. i think some of it is because of the writing and characters, and also the acting..

Jeffery Donovan doesn't fit the part at all.. the reason i loved season 1 and the movie is everyone is eerily calm.. Donovans character is too angry and loud.. and to be honest he is pretty much the only one in the entire show who is...and for me it ruins it.. i realize thats a weird reason to dislike a show but it doesn't feel the same with his attitude.
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Quantico (2015–2018)
2/10
Really?!?
29 October 2015
Made the Craziest person LDS in the first episode hahaha you people are idiots.. way to make millions of families turn off and never switch back in the first episode.. families watch TV together and i don't know any religion more family oriented than mormons..

if it wasn't for that crap i would have stopped watching for other reasons.. the writing is garbage, its obvious the thought they could create a show behind a pretty face.. no structure.. they throw you into the past and present without any finesse.. one of the guys is shot and killed in the first episode and i couldn't care less.. thats what happens when you don't develop your characters.. i don't even care if the main girl gets caught or escapes... the show gave me nothing to care about with her.. other than i want to sleep with her.. but maybe thats the audience they are going after
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1/10
so so so horrible
6 September 2015
i honestly don't even remember what happened in this movie thats how bad it was.. and there are only a few movies that I've watched in my life where i forget I've ever watched them.. and its not like there aren't worse movies out there, there is but those movies are at least memorable.. i don't think one second of this movie is worth remembering.. actually you should remember it though so you can avoid the sequel.. i honestly think i could write a better fantastic 4 movie while in a coma.. please don't let anyone involved with this movie do anything marvel related in the future. you should have started them off with matter-eater lad or something.. honestly i want answers how can they make so many great movies and make this one worse than keyhole surgery on my scrotum
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Veronica Mars (2004–2019)
3/10
people will watch anything
2 September 2015
The show started off good, and then its like everyone was fired and they hired a bunch of soap opera writers to save money.. its nothing but drama and not even good drama.. everyone lies and cheats and fights each other but in the next episode they are all friends again.. this show could have been great if the stupid writers didn't keep it confined to just the students at the school.. its just so unbelievable its hard to watch.. and most of the actors are terrible, and the good actors shine a spot light on the bad ones making them that much worse.. no wonder the show was canceled.. i bet if they moved it to day time drama hour it would flourish.. honestly so much drama and not much of anything else.. maybe a laugh once a season.. and i can't say i cared enough about any of the characters to ever get sad they die.. you can tell this show was made on a budget, i guess that should be taken into account when watching..
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Secrets and Lies (2015–2016)
2/10
ugh
4 July 2015
what a terrible terrible show.. i could barely get through episode one and didn't finish episode two..i don't know anyone that wants to watch a show where the cops go after someone so blindly, its just stupid.. the characters aren't interesting, the dialogue sucks, and nothing even happens except for exhausting, ridiculously repetitive back and forth with the cops.. i like to watch shows that give me emotions the only emotion i feel with this show is irritation.. and not a good irritation I'm just irritated to death that the the back and forth is so meaningless and boring... ill read how cliff notes but probably won't watch another episode
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Awkward. (2011–2016)
2/10
MTV is full of idiots
4 July 2015
such a great show.. its good to show teens that having a lot of sex, drinking constantly and cheating is normal behavior.. seriously what the hell is wrong with Mtv and the writers?! would the show be that much worse if you didn't show teens drinking every chance they get.. or the consequences.. i realize the only parents in this show act like teenagers too but for them to not be worried about drinking and sex at all shows how stupid the writers are..

my kids will never watch mtv, and it seems like thats the direction they are going in.. to make the world a far worse place than it already is.. F u mtv
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Top Gear (2002–2022)
10/10
Perfection
13 June 2015
it is and never will be possible to do a better show than Top Gear U.K.. i don't know how many different people were interviewed to host the show, but it was nothing short of a miracle that Jezza, hamster and captain slow were teamed up..

i have watched every single episode and i can't remember ever being bored..(well maybe for some of the stars in cars.. but you can't make some people interesting)..

As soon as i found out it was cancelled i went into a deep depression that i fear i will never recover from..

they must put the show back on the air.. i honestly don't know how the world hasn't come to an end as soon as cancellation was announced..
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Top Gear USA (2008–2016)
2/10
three guys with zero personality..
13 June 2015
forget I'm a huge real top gear fan while reading this..

first of all i know 2 years olds that have more personality, and are funnier than these 3 morons.. either they are only saying crap they read on a script (which is what it seems like) or they are really the dullest people on TV.. why does every thing they say seem like a nerd that thinks he's funny and knows nothing about cars except for what he read in the brochure wrote it for them.. honestly i have watched more than a few episodes and not one word seemed like it came from the spur of the moment...

now for the I'm a real Top Gear fan part..

it is sooooooooooooooooooo forced its pathetic.. from the very first episode its like they watched Top Gear and said well those guys run into each others cars so ill do it.. and those guys did that so well do it.. only were going to do it soon incredibly lame that it won't even come close to entertaining you as much as the closing credits of the real top gear...

also why the hell does every episode end with tanner magically winning so he and only he can drive the supercar.. its stupid.. just say he's the race car driver he gets to drive the car.. don't do some stupid technicality in which he wins so he drives.... he's going to drive because he's the driver...

this show would be better if it was just tanner talking to himself or a pet dog or a pet rock... or anything other than the two wet blankets he calls co hosts...
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The Michael J. Fox Show (2013–2014)
6/10
why did the writers ruin this
3 June 2015
i really wanted to love this show.. ill watch anything with Fox in it.. i still watch spin city all the time.. I'm really sad that the writers ruined this show before it ever really got started.. it was almost like there was no plan, i feel like the just said well Fox is in it so we can't fail doesn't matter what we write.. hopefully very soon some good writers will do the world a favor and put Fox back on TV..

I also don't think the acting was up to par.. it's Michael J. Fox!!! you can't get a bunch of bad actors its noticeable.. his great acting makes their bad acting so much worse..

i want to see him back on TV with better actors and writers
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The Island (2015– )
2/10
pathetic..
2 June 2015
I'm really sad that the amazing Bear Grylls is hosting this show... these people are pathetic.. they talk more than they do.. two episodes in and two people are already gone.. two people couldn't make it two days hahaha its basically showing the world how pathetic the average American male is.. they are privileged worthless idiots.. they know they are going to be there for a month and maybe thats why they are so lackadaisical... seriously its obvious that none of these people have seen even one episode of man vs. wild, I haven't watched the show in years but if i was dropped on an island alone i would survive better than this group of utter morons.

do us all a favor nbc and cancel the show..
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