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I See You (III) (2019)
1/10
A waste of your time
12 November 2020
No plot, no direction, no performance... this was absolutely boring. Avoid it!
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Apartment 212 (2017)
1/10
You will not believe this!
17 June 2020
I have seen horror movies by the score and can say that this is one of the most avoidable movies you'll ever see. First of all, nobody will get scared for a second, even a baby. Then, once you understand the plot, you'll believe that this is a joke. At last, when you realize what the director really meant, you'll swear you'll not make the mistake to choose a movie like this ever again.
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Bastard (I) (2015)
2/10
An extended short movie...
17 June 2020
...that does not work even for a second. The last 20 minutes are the best, if you can say so, but the first hour is unbearably boring. Terrible cast and direction. Avoid a waste of time!
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8/10
Super classic
19 September 2018
You can't go wrong with this camp classic. Bette Davis and Joan Crawford's over the top rendition of the script belongs to history and rightly so. A must-see for everyone.
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Aitanic (2000)
2/10
Is it a joke?
19 September 2018
The roads to hell are paved with good intentions, aren't they? This is a summary of this move: the idea may be interesting but the final result is a low level movie, always boring with almost no redemption. Do yourself a favour and go get a different flick.
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Scarlet Diva (2000)
1/10
Awful movie
19 September 2018
Thank God Asia Argento directed only two movies since they both suck. This one tries hard to be a shocker, but it turns out to be a boring mess. The occasional unintentional laughs are the only reason to watch it. If you are really up to it...
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1/10
Atrocious!
19 September 2018
This movie is really atrocious and is basically just a tool for ego-inflated Asia Argento to act as a director. Hopelessly since the direction is terrible. Her acting skills are non existent, either. Spare yourself some time and watch something else.
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4/10
Don't Believe The Hype
21 May 2014
Warning: Spoilers
So you are afraid that the second episode of the centipede soap opera will terrify you to death. Well, rest assured that this can't possibly happen. This second part, banned in some countries or released heavily cut only, is boring. What's worse in this second episode, is that it tends to be extremely gory, but the fx are amateurish and therefore you'll find yourself laughing at the ridiculously low budget invested. Also, the potentially really gruesome scenes (for instance, - SPOILER - the rape) - END SPOILER - are left to the imagination of the viewer. However, there are two redeeming aspects to this movie: (i) the squalid and grim environment in which the action takes place gives an unnerving edge, and (ii) Laurence R. Harvey, the actor playing deranged Martin, who is really clever and convincing. Anyway, if you set your expectations very low, you may even have some fun. Of course, limited.
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2/10
Much Ado About Nothing
21 May 2014
So you've heard about the movie and are dying to see it, expecting a true mind blowing experience. Well, you should know that apart from the idea itself, there is nothing really horrifying in this flick. The level of blood and gore is unbelievably domesticated - any episode of the Saw saga wins hands down and the acting skills are almost non-existent. This movie does not stand up to its fame and I do not understand at all the turmoil it generated. Any other "torture porn" movie will give more thrills than this one. I would give the idea an 8, but the filming less than zero. If you are up for something truly revolting, just watch Mariah Carey's Glitter - oh, this one you won't forget that easily.
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