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Game of Thrones: The Wars to Come (2015)
Cool Aid vs Literature
A show with heapings of ogley dogley dangly bits popping out every other sceen. Characterizations butchered into amateur stereo-typing. Containing no sense of direction, changing every episode contrary to any information played beforehand. Lets not forget splatterings of lacklustered horror.
Tell me that this Shakespeare is behind a trainwreck, or has he too jumped ship? Any dream has been reworked remodeled into what spoiled end? Granted it started well, yes it truly did, as adapataion it followed on award winning word for word.
Although the coolaid has lost flavour fizzled nothing in these numbers.
Daredevil (2015)
Slapstick
Nothing in this show at all. Watching like amateur's attempting the big leagues, falling flat. Doesn't perform within expectation, revelling in its stupidity.
Dialogue is awful, acting is awful, action is awful.
What are people cheering here? Uncoordinated fight sequences, clumsy fumbling, often ending in paint, BAM SPLAT EXPLODE. The hallway fight in episode 2. This is the worse sequence I have ever seen out of any action ever. The rest of the time, he throws guns, but doesn't fire them. Those firing any guns cannot shoot quicker then he detaches the clip, or thrown guns back at them. Enemies literally fly around without any connection made to them. When contact is shown, it looks like a slap, no power, force, or weight. Shown as wrong to any mixed arts adopted. Excluding certain pommelling where no opponents are within the camera angle, lacking any poise presented. There have been some holds, grapples sometimes seen better. Although he was trained as a boxer.
When do Japanese, they aren't Yakuza, although mysteriously they act like a triad sect. Work with Russian Bratva, but these really cannot be called that, those dipshits. Work for an American kingpin? There is also an accountant an old man, I really don't know what he adds to that party except further stupidity. The kingpin however is a Sontaran, he should be driving the limo, not getting out of one, he also a lisp because he is called Fisk. Must be comic'al. These international syndicates meet up together, at the same time, giving out group hugs, because they don't know how to Facebook.
Most of the rest of the story is about everybody's love affairs drifting into larger portions of air time. FISK's emotional make humorously coming from a Sontaran. The PA and the attorney, a pair of geeks. The superhero and the doc, don't blink try too focus.
Many errors contradicting basic common sense. Anton knows where Fisk's restaurant is, but Vlad doesn't. How does a blind person with recent facial scarring upon the left side of their face win acquittals for murder through GBH? Fisk's top boy recovering the gun himself, he needed the camera time. The Daredevil dropping certain criminals at the police station others he conveniently forgets to do so.
This show is like watching splatter horror, absolutely ghoulish. Avoid. I watched maybe 4 episodes, cannot continue. It doesn't get better only worse. Sure this series may or not, be darker then some others within this genre. Although at least they put together a better story, coordinate fight scenes, have better actors.
The Walking Dead: Conquer (2015)
Predictably Boring
Yawn at the drudgery, anybody watching can always see any supposed twists a mile off. Just like when learning how to read, Peter kills zombies, Jane helps Peter escape, Peter and Jane are zombie survivors.
The only people dying are those that nobody gave any hoot about. Being already programmed into not caring, mostly from already taking a dislike to them from the get go. These are often playing their parts with warning labels that read, better off dead Fred. Excluding the big over dramatised send off, when singing kumbaya mmmhh kumbaya, when somebody else dies from the campfire circle. Mostly from being so super entirely lame.
Was there any surprise to the anti climatic ending, none whatsoever, it was boring.
Oh! Now we get the Book of Eli walking about, writing the next series.
The I zombie, you is a zombie, theme, become a zombie too escape dem zombies, when sleeping with zombies. Watched absolutely ridiculously.
Anyhow those two wolf cubs make a pack, argues, Rome wasn't built in a day. No, surely not like that.
Meanwhile any heroes are as always bulletproof, they get in a jam and just like magic, they have escaped. How did Glenn escape, magically of course, now you see a zombie, now you don't.
This show watches badly. As badly as only those who are bitten will turn. Zombie saliva, zombie guts, zombie blood, can be drunk a plenty, with whatever other zombiecoolaid is in the refrigerator without becoming a zombie. Heck don't wash your hands of those zombies feces, because they taste like chicken.