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The Guest (2014)
Crap fest
The people who made this movie are hopefully unemployed for making such trash.
Drifting Dragons (2020)
A show about dragons...without dragons
This show doesn't feel like a true anime. Of course there is the whole whaling aspect which is obvious from the first 5 minutes of episode 1, however, there is a more glaring problem: where are the dragons? The show focuses on a crew that "hunts dragons" yet there isn't a single dragon in the whole show. There are these giant flying clumps of snot, but no dragons. They should call the show drifting boogers because I don't see any dragons.
Before some a-hole goes and says: "a dragon can be whatever you want because its fantasy! My mommy tells me I'm special! Blah blah blah..." No. Shut up. You're wrong. There is a definition to a dragon and this show really screwed it up.
Captive State (2019)
A painful waste of 1 hour and 40 minutes
I don't know where to start because this movie doesn't even know where it's going. The first hour of the movie has no action or aliens yet the trailer made it look like some cool action movie. There is absolutely no character building so you don't give a crap about the cast to the point where you don't even know who is who or what the character's names are. Do yourself a favor if you are thinking about watching this movie and don't. A waste of time, money and film.
The Cloverfield Paradox (2018)
People giving bad reviews are just confused
The bad reviews that you see are from people who are just confused. You'll notice a lot of them saying things like "it doesn't connect to the other movies" or "it doesn't answer any questions" but it actually answered everything.
I did not have any involvement in this or any clover-verse movie, this is all just my opinion/speculation that makes sense to me.
There are parallel dimensions to the one we live in. Not only did the astronauts/scientists travel to a different dimension but they caused a tare in the space time continuum which resulted in 10 Cloverfield Lane happening in one parallel universe to ours, Cloverfield in another, or multiple - (remember how they were watching news footage of their crashed space station in the other dimension and how there was footage of it on the camera at the very end of Cloverfield in the background of coney island?) They were in another dimension that also encountered the Cloverfield incident. In some alternate universes the Cloverfield incident occurred where in some it did not.
Who knows what happened in the other dimensions? Maybe that is what we will see in the next films; how all the parallel universes were affected by this event. Multi-verse theory makes all the dots connect in the Clover-Verse you just have to take the time to think of it on a deeper level than just another typical Sci-Fi/Action flick.
The Cloverfield Paradox (2018)
People giving bad reviews are just confused
The bad reviews that you see are from people who are just confused. You'll notice a lot of them saying things like "it doesn't connect to the other movies" or "it doesn't answer any questions" but it actually answered everything.
I did not have any involvement in this or any clover-verse movie, this is all just my opinion/speculation that makes sense to me.
There are parallel dimensions to the one we live in. Not only did the astronauts/scientists travel to a different dimension but they caused a tare in the space time continuum which resulted in 10 Cloverfield Lane happening in one parallel universe to ours, Cloverfield in another, or multiple - (remember how they were watching news footage of their crashed space station in the other dimension and how there was footage of it on the camera at the very end of Cloverfield in the background of coney island?) They were in another dimension that also encountered the Cloverfield incident. In some alternate universes the Cloverfield incident occurred where in some it did not.
Who knows what happened in the other dimensions? Maybe that is what we will see in the next films; how all the parallel universes were affected by this event. Multi-verse theory makes all the dots connect in the Clover-Verse you just have to take the time to think of it on a deeper level than just another typical Sci-Fi/Action flick.
Inhumans (2017)
painful to watch
Remember how cheesy power rangers was? Not just with the acting and special effects but the sets and props as well? Inhumans has all of it. Cheesy dialogue, "actors" who can't act, terrible costumes, sets, props, and special effects. I don't have much faith in the Marvel TV universe to begin with as most of their shows are just as bad, but this one takes the crown as the worst. Which is very sad considering how amazing their movies are...but save yourself some time and do not watch this crap.
Waco (2018)
AMAZINGLY GRAVITATING!
All I can say is WOW. Michael Shannon and Taylor Kitsch are incredible in their roles as an FBI agent and cult leader. Although you don't want to root for Kitsch's character, you can't help but be drawn in by his outstanding deliverance from David's vision of the bible. Michael Shannon portrays his character in an exact delivery on an apposite side of what David believed, but has a severe sense of conflict with the FBI that he shows in his alone time.
If this initial episode is just the fire cracker of what we all know is to come, I cannot wait for the following episodes.
Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015)
Meh...
***SPOILERS***
The ONLY good thing about this movie was Han Solo and Kylo Ren. A Lot of people complained that Ren wasn't evil enough, well that's because he's still on his path to the dark side. Han shouldn't have died but if he was to die I'm glad it was by his son (kylo Ren) because this shows that Ren is starting to become more evil. This movie wasn't just about the force awakening to Rey and possibly Fin, it was also about the dark side of the force awakening in Ren. If anyone should have died in this movie it should have been Fin and Rey. Fin was a little BB-B*tch and Rey was just an annoying c*nt who would not be able to fight off dudes twice her size and strength making her a character I just couldn't believe in...I just rooted for her to get shot in the face.
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
Negative 10 stars
This movie was pointless CRAP...I would go on but this movie doesn't even deserve anymore of my attention or time, so don't waste yours either. Dora the Explorer is better than this waste of film. Whoever made this movie should be shot in the kneecaps. If movies are ever banned in the future and some sort of burning of films takes place like book burning in Nazi Germany, this film should be the tinder to start the bonfire. If this is the future of movies then there is no hope for the world, and that makes me a sad panda. Do yourself a favor and do not see this mess of a movie, and if you were one of the unfortunate people who received this movie as a Christmas gift, don't even unwrap the plastic, take it outside, set it on fire then urinate on it to put out the flames.