My first draft of my review got lost, so I'm starting over.
The Retirement Plan is the worst movie I've watched in 2023, and I watched Zombeavers.
This is a movie that allows you to turn off your brain completely. I just wanted to let you know that there is nothing to think about. Everything is explained to you in the most excruciating detail through unnecessary dialog... I just can't.
I expected more from Nick Cage, Ron Perlman, and Ernie Hudson but got less.
The most annoying thing about this movie was that they kept calling a thumb drive a hard drive. Endlessly.
You would think that ONE person would call it what it is... nope.
Beyond that, the story *could* have been used to make a decent movie, but it failed at every turn.
Bad acting. Horrible dialog. Ridiculous action sequences. Unbelievable characters.
The whole thing was a hot mess, like a soggy lump of wet newspaper.
The Retirement Plan is the worst movie I've watched in 2023, and I watched Zombeavers.
This is a movie that allows you to turn off your brain completely. I just wanted to let you know that there is nothing to think about. Everything is explained to you in the most excruciating detail through unnecessary dialog... I just can't.
I expected more from Nick Cage, Ron Perlman, and Ernie Hudson but got less.
The most annoying thing about this movie was that they kept calling a thumb drive a hard drive. Endlessly.
You would think that ONE person would call it what it is... nope.
Beyond that, the story *could* have been used to make a decent movie, but it failed at every turn.
Bad acting. Horrible dialog. Ridiculous action sequences. Unbelievable characters.
The whole thing was a hot mess, like a soggy lump of wet newspaper.
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